Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
It can always get worse.

As much of a pathetic degenerate he is if he quit drinking/coke today he could turn his life around. Compared to a fellow loser, Ethan Ralph, he's pretty well off.

-He's not divorced yet
-He's not lost the kids yet
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He's not a broke bitch yet
-He's not lost his entire audience  yet
-He's not been disbarred yet
-He's not been kicked out the family home yet

Ultimately Rekeita will probably be fine; he's a trust fund baby with a token career and a rich family who can afford to send off their embarrassment to rehab.
I agree with everything except for your last statement. Rackets will NOT be fine. A lolcow is defined by their inability to learn or adapt to circumstances, and Balldo didn't win the goddamn 2023 Cow of the Year award for no reason.

You never see Rekieta progressing towards anything, just declining. Now he's doing coke. His brain is probably so cooked that even if he was subjected to Skinner-style electroconvulsive gay conversion therapy he would still commit the exact same mistakes, over and over again. He did NOT need to cope this hard and visibly over Montagraph. It's just that he has precisely zero self-control. And it's a vicious cycle because his emotional dysregulation is making him further destroy his body with substances, which will invariably lead to more of this.

And that's not even going into how Rekieta's ALWAYS been like this. He's been wearing a mask this entire time, and now due to all of the aforementioned it's come permanently off.

I would be extremely surprised if he made any sort of progress in his life, even if it was as small as simply allowing himself to become old, dull, and irrelevant, as opposed to continue circling the drain. I fully expect Nick's life to be cut short by his failing body, or even by a Lowtax-like roping after a similarly Lowtaxian saga.
 
Work!
Good Lord finally.

This is part 3, part 1 and part 2 are below.



Balldo's unhinged stream fully archived.
pt1: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18403862
pt2: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18404122
(you are here) pt3: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18404267
 
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What the FUCK Rackets, you’re TRASHED. The amount of seething and whinging, it’s bordering a meltdown.
Nick's ERP sesh
Doesn't answer in a timely manner
I am honestly annoyed at how people continue this whole narrative of Josh is running away from his problems, and ignores the repeated statement of “Vordrak ruined my livelihood and means of making money, so I had to live in the cheapest place possible to keep the site and myself going.”

Meanwhile not a single sektur person other then Metokur and The Kino Casino mocks Ralph for living in a literal shanty in Mexico bumming for tortas.
 
aven't watched Nick in a few years and hes starting to look like a holocaust victim. What the actual fuck is happening to him?

Oh, my sweet summer child. The fast answer is that he fed his inner demons with so much alcohol that he wasted the biggest opportunity of his streaming career and then spiraled into degeneracy and drugs.

The long answer you can find in the Himedall re-write of the OP:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/op-re...obert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/
 
The first thing she says is the only part where I have been able to clearly turn up the woman's voice without Nick talking over it - he snorts after he thinks he has turned off the stream, but the woman in the corner says "Still on' (not "Stop...")
I’m my head canon that’s the voice of a friendly ghost trying to save him.
 
Only 20ish pages, good job lads kept it reasonable for me. ❤️ Goddamn what a shitshow and every clip was a goldmine. I can't believe that I threw in the towel just before he came back with a coke nose. What a legend!

Also I checked when I woke up and saw it removed from YT. However, I wonder if Nick forgot he streams to Bitchute too. It's like a 100% official archive of everything he does, and I don't think he's ever removed a stream from the site.
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Tried to enhance the part where Nick talked to the Corner Demon. There's a decent amount of her voice on it.

The first thing she says is the only part where I have been able to clearly turn up the woman's voice without Nick talking over it - he snorts after he thinks he has turned off the stream, but the woman in the corner says "Still on' (not "Stop...")

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Using my audio expertise (pulling bullshit out of my ass) and advanced audio (using the AirPods I keep in my work bag that I almost never use) and I say with a 68.9999999999999999 degree of accuracy that is in fact April.
 
I bow down to this white man. 4 hours and 4 mins of drivel; and he fought passing out 100 times to deliver his sermon on his wasted life. Almost the same torture you get watching “Titanic” and about as long too. And at the end of both; we watch a nigga fall away from
View to the depths of his destiny and depravity, leaving behind an otherwise good woman who’s only sin is having allowing herself to been soiled by a lowlife.

This nigga show his commitment to the goal of total self-destruction - commitment being something you paper bag niggas wouldn’t know nothin bout. But my boy Nick here showing us all how it to be done.
 
Steel Toe alog Patrick Melton/Nobody Likes Onions is covering the situation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD4upa3CHis

Watching a series of clips will give a vastly underrated view of how unhinged the stream actually was.
 
Shieeeeeet looks like Andy was doing his homework last night and even saved the chat View attachment 6007453
Knowing Ta-ta-tardski he fucked up the recording somehow e.g. forgot to record the audio or accidentally recorded himself over it. May the retarded phoenix soar higher and higher on thermal column caused by Balldo's self immolation.

I feel sorry for Balldo's kids though (:_(
 
He wasn't mocking DSP, but I think he was just pulling off a vulgar faux-masturbation joke since I think, deep down, he realized how much of a shitshow the stream was, so he thought I'd be funny to just make it more of a shitshow. If he was actually jacking off he wouldn't have looked at the chat and asked "why is my camera still on".
Agreed, the absolute state of his flaccid whisky dick along with micro-penis shrinkage caused by his amphetamine abuse would make it impossible to masturbate to even the most depraved coomer brain material, never mind the online chat.
Indeed this is possibly why he is so enamoured with the Balldo. His shrunken testicles are more substantial than his micro peen and thus can fit in his wife's ass but only with aid of the Balldo.
 
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