Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[macrodegenerate]

Agreed, the absolute state of his flaccid whisky dick along with micro-penis shrinkage caused by his amphetamine abuse would make it impossible to masturbate to even the most depraved coomer brain material, never mind the online chat.

Hey he kept looking at that "anime cope and sneed" fat dragon over and over via a link. I'm calling it, he described the feeder/fatty Null shit in way too much detail. He was Gooning on that shit for hours while drunk, and decided to finally take the edge off. It's unfortunate he didn't get that post nut clarity though, so he could turn off the stream and pass out.

 

[Mouse Cop]

All you had to do was follow the damn train pull up, Balldo Man.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

The only reason I don’t see his wife lumber jacking the internet after the first hour, if she was aware of the stream, is because it’s excellent material for het divorce attorney and/or intervention team.

Nigger, STOP SAYING THIS. She is all in on his fucking degenerate bullshit. She is more than just complicit, she is an active participant. Goddamn. Kayla defense force needs to fuck off.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Tried to enhance the part where Nick talked to the Corner Demon. There's a decent amount of her voice on it.

The first thing she says is the only part where I have been able to clearly turn up the woman's voice without Nick talking over it - he snorts after he thinks he has turned off the stream, but the woman in the corner says "Still on' (not "Stop...")

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I stand corrected, and that sounds like it's April.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nigger, STOP SAYING THIS. She is all in on his fucking degenerate bullshit. She is more than just complicit, she is an active participant. Goddamn. Kayla defense force needs to fuck off.

People still don't get they're talking about a woman that won't even get out of bed to do the bare minimum to protect the kids. A divorce is work. The excuses are getting really old.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

It was April's voice our girl was in the bed room zonked out on xannies and star trek

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hey he kept looking at that "anime cope and sneed" fat dragon over and over via a link. I'm calling it, he described the feeder/fatty Null shit in way too much detail. He was Gooning on that shit for hours while drunk, and decided to finally take the edge off. It's unfortunate he didn't get that post nut clarity though, so he could turn off the stream and pass out.

The only thing that gives me doubts about this why would cornerdemon/April allow it to get to the point where Nick goons on camera?

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

His current situation would be sad if it weren't both entertaining and self inflicted.

The only time I watched more than snippets from his show was back when he read excerpts from Greer's ramblings and did actual trial commentary.
He seemed both well put together and fulfilled, an indescribably different person from the amphetamine fueled coomer monkey he now is.

He somehow is more of a disgusting smear than The Ralphamale. Ralph was born and raised to be white trash personified, destined to be a Wigger, appointed by the Lord himself to be a stain upon his creation.
But Nick had and has many "privileges" that with a tiny amount of effort and dedication would set him and his loved ones up for live.

To squander such opportunity is disappointing, instead of focusing on his productivity as a family man and as a "business owner" he chose pure pleasure and excess.

Also, how the fuck does he get wasted whilst on amphetamine/coke? That's straight up impressive. Unless he does some MDMA, which also shouldn't leave him almost incoherent and hunting for demonic ceiling abboraitions.

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron is so close to breaking and spilling the beans, you can almost feel it!

Anyways, if it’s really April there, kinda makes you wonder about Our Wife and the kids. Are they still around or moved in with relatives?

WTF do you tell the kids, about that young lady who just moved in and keep going to the bathroom with daddy all the time.

I guess the kids have stopped to ask those kind of questions, and just focus on the iPad, trying to ignore the degeneracy that surrounds them.

 

[Telvanni]

>Rekieta's internet career was started by a Lolsuit
>Rekieta's internet career was ended by a Lolsuit

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Using my audio expertise (pulling bullshit out of my ass) and advanced audio (using the AirPods I keep in my work bag that I almost never use) and I say with a 68.9999999999999999 degree of accuracy that is in fact April.

April would make the most sense.

I originally thought the voice was on another device he was using, not in the room. I’m no expert on audio, just my initial impression.

Given how off the rails things were I could see anyone who is close to Nick, someone Nick would take a call from anytime, getting flooded with messages to tard wrangle Nick off stream. This person would probably be a side chick he’s infatuated with, April seems likely. Maybe they roused themselves out of bed at 2 am and started trying to gently coax Nick to gtfo.

It’s just hard to believe any human could watch that shitshow unfold remain silent and not step until 4 am, esp if they were there. Even his most ardent alogs were begging him to log off.

Whoever the chick was he’s got her trained to keep her mouth shut and smile while basking the glow of his comedic genius.

 

[Strix454]

The only thing that gives me doubts about this why would cornerdemon/April allow it to get to the point where Nick goons on camera?

April is not a nice or well intentioned person. At this point in their "relationship", she is going to blindly agree with whatever he says and complement whatever he does. She is going to be a total enabler. She is a professional homewrecker. She knows exactly what she is doing.

And trying to tell Nick anything about his behavior these days is just futile. He will not only not listen, he will get angry.

Nick is April's only path forward. Without Nick and without Aaron, she would end up back on industrial paint line where Aaron supposedly found her. But her options as a thirty-something paint girl would be far less than they were as a 20 year old paint girl.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Here's the clip where Balldo claimed Null is sucking boys in Europe.

So the exact thing he did that got Monty to sue him, and cost him a LOT of money... he did it again to somebody else.

I obviously don't expect Josh to do anything of course, but lets say hypothetically he did, just for fun, I'd donate to that.

I would advise @Null to at least issue Nick Rekieta with a demand to retract the statement. After all, he does not in fact "suck little boys in Europe" any more than Montegraph "sucks little boy penis" in North America.

No one expects you to fully sue him, of course, but it would send my sides into the stratosphere if you did so much as warn him.

Imagine, best case scenario, Rekieta's lawyer gets wind of this. "Oh no... he's accusing people of sucking boypenis again."

 

[Fapcop]

His current situation would be sad if it weren't both entertaining and self inflicted.

You know what I do, whenever I feel bad for Rekieta?

I pull out the ol’ “Dear John” stream.

Watching Nick try and fix and humiliate a person who reached out to him when he was feeling suicidal, BECAUSE HE FREQUENTS A WEBSITE THAT MAKES FUN OF NICK, is a sure fire cure for gawkers remorse.

Or try thinking of the kids, who will have this on the internet forever, just because their dad in a contrarian alcoholic and degenerate.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Jesus, I know he's been spiralling for a year now, but somehow in the last 24 hours he has
>lost his appeal
>been shittalked by the Steel Toe guy
>had one of his worst, most embarrassingly drunk streams even for him
Either he will continue to sink even lower or this may be the pull up moment. The latter is too optimistic, and the former is very entertaining so I'm going with that instead.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Oh no... he's accusing people of sucking boypenis again."

More like
>Oh here we go again, time to increase my rates and rework this invoice

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

An argument for the voice being Our Wife, goes back to the mystery of Nick sperging out earlier in the stream about ringing a bell which we don’t hear, and it upsetting people.

It could be a bell that wakes up, or alerts her if he needs her to come down the studio room to get him something during a stream, sort of like a silent panic alarm in a store.
He could have hit it accidentally in his drunken stupor, and that would explain us not hearing the bell, and him blabbering about how someone would be annoyed about it, and a woman showing up some time later, possibly her if she had been asleep and woken up by it.

All speculation of course, from the ramblings of a drunken loon.

 

[Musashi's Son]

So the guy who weaponized a fan's suicide and made it public, had a total drunken meltdown where he burned the bridge with Jim, said slanderous shit about Null and threw his entire case into the toilet by shit talking his lawyer and the judge? Good. I wish him a million pillstreams.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

At this point the only thing that is going to stop Rejeita is power of attorney.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

could you imagine null getting in on a lawsuit with him over saying he sucks boy penis too