Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DoctorDogwater]

I still have yet to discover whether him beating it was a legit DSP moment or if he was trying to be funny.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

https://x.com/HappyHouseVideo/status/1792863781111923062

Can anybody clue me in on when Rekieta got shit faced and cranked it darksydephil style on live?

Did... Did he just commit a DSP?

Someone superchatted him furry porn and he thought it was funny and wanted to pretend to do a DSP, but he was so drunk you can't tell it isn't for real. At the end of the clip he slurs out a weak punchline about the camera being on.

 

[Kandinsky]

that was part of point 1 retard

Chet Manley’s joke is that Rekieta is so obsessed with American Beauty that they added it a second time as a bullet point to the sperging spoiler theory of motivation behind Rekieta’s tard arc, you window licker.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Ironically the source of tension with the ex-wife over the kids was always April. Even Aaron's parents loathed April and thought she should explicitly be kept away from the children. I think overall that their so much happiness that April is out of Aaron's life that nothing said about what he had been doing when April was around is going to be held against him now.

Fair enough. I'm likely wrong. I'm just an opinionated retard on the internet.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

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TurkeyTom and WillyMac getting in on this as well. Looking like the harvest will be plentiful this year. Everyone is going to be eating.

 

[Burn It All Down]

BTW, how many of the 14 streams for May has Nick done?

 

[Two Yum Yums]

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TurkeyTom and WillyMac getting in on this as well. Looking like the harvest will be plentiful this year. Everyone is going to be eating.

I guarantee Tom will have a badly informed video out within a fortnight. He can't resist a grift opportunity like this.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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TurkeyTom and WillyMac getting in on this as well. Looking like the harvest will be plentiful this year. Everyone is going to be eating.

We should ask CGoody, our local ambient lighting and videography aftereffects expert.

I guarantee Tom will have a badly informed video out within a fortnight. He can't resist a grift opportunity like this.

That guy is lolcow commentary for normies.

 

[Telemeter]

He's broke or well on his way to broke if she was going to divorce him it would have been 2022-2023 when he actually had money. She has already waited 20 years for the trust fund to mature but the second he gets that fat check after his parents croak, he's getting served. Unless he's been cut out of the will already (unlikely) then there's even odds she ods or she just straight up leaves and pretends she was never married.

Something tells me his wife is not the type to actually go through with a divorce. It would be such a hassle for not much to gain and it seems like she's happy to just lay about drowning in xanax while Rekieta does his thing in the basement, Nick probably doesn't actually bother her too much. In exchange she gets to live a secured and comfortable life as a middle age woman with a ton of kids she doesn't have to take care of.

Really, what would her prospects even be if she divorced?

We also don't know how much access Rekieta actually has to the family's funds, he can probably only access an allowance and whatever he can manage to bum off his parents.

I think Lady Rackets is basically in the same situation as DSP's wife, Keht, only with a lot more degeneracy.

 

[TexOffender]

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TurkeyTom and WillyMac getting in on this as well. Looking like the harvest will be plentiful this year. Everyone is going to be eating.

I keep expecting a Turkey Tom or SunnyV2 video about Rackets to drop. That's when you know it's all over.

 

[Owlbear]

At least he fixed the lighting for us to watch his ghoulish face go through all the stages of ecstasy while he jerked off.

I still maintain - not defending her - that Kayla will eventually find her way to a divorce. She has a lot to gain if she can pull half the trust fund income plus child support (which she will get). That's a lot of trips to Hedonism II that she can take, plus a full-time nanny to keep the kids in check.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

This thread desperately needs a divorce prediction poll.

Now more than ever. DIVORCE POLL NOW.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Christ, even Marzgurl is dunking on him..

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That's gotta sting for rackets. He's getting pity from his enemies

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TurkeyTom and WillyMac getting in on this as well. Looking like the harvest will be plentiful this year. Everyone is going to be eating.

LOL they're gonna make videos on him

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

I regret taking a break from the Rekieta lore I'm so fucking behind. I can't believe we got a DSP moment though holy shit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hambly deleted this btw.

Reminder that Nick's rumble copy is still up.

https://rumble.com/v4wgn2z-the-results-of-my-appeal-are-in-i-wonder-how-it-went.html

I've also archived it.

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.st/archive/Nick%20Rekieta/The%20Results%20of%20My%20Appeal%20Are%20In!%20I%20Wonder%20How%20It%20Went!%20[507add16-669b-47b6-ad32-a6de63dcf577].mp4

I’m confused as to why he privated the YouTube but left the Rumble up. I assume he’s worried about getting the boot off the platform after that drunken stream or the DSP moment might be the reason he’s worried.

 

[Sperglord666]

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Has anyone bothered asking why Jim isn't getting sued? I mean surely that would be a preferable option to suing a lawyer?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

We also don't know how much access Rekieta actually has to the family's funds, he can probably only access an allowance and whatever he can manage to bum off his parents.

That's why I said if he is still in the will when his parents die she will divorce him then because then she can be pilled out and do whatever she wants without some insecure faggot trying to force his balls inside her all the time because his dick no longer works.

 

[Tackleberry]

Has anyone bothered asking why Jim isn't getting sued? I mean surely that would be a preferable option to suing a lawyer?

As i understand it, Jim and Monty talked it out privately.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I’m confused as to why he private the YouTube but off the Rumble up. I assume he’s worried about getting the boot off the platform after that drunken stream or the DSP moment might be the reason he’s worried.

I think he's just an idiot and forgot. But if Rumble seriously lets a DSP incident stream stay up, then I would think even less of them than I already do.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Dick Masterson is right. Continue to drink Rekieta. Everything is alright.