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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Oh man a little dog has more ripping teeth, like a labs are made to retrieve so they don't have sharp teeth, I used to let my lab chew on my forearm because it just felt funny, it didn't hurt because she was more just playing but if I had a choice of being mauled by Labs or Yorkies I'd pick the labs lol. I'm not sure what beagles teeth are like but I wouldn't want a pack of beagles attacking me either honestly. I mean large 100lbs dogs are no damn joke and can hurt a human real quick, I've seen Rotties turn Huge Bucks away and jump in between them and their owner real fast. Like it has always amazed me what a dog will do to protect its owner. It kinda scares me, I wouldn't want my dog getting put down cuz she saved me from something. But I really appreciate knowing that if I needed her she's there, willing and able. It's not really something I think about, I more just raise dogs cuz I like them, their cute and funny and it makes me feel good to care for a small creature like that.

And yea I could only imagine what a dog things when it sees a troon, why is this guy looking like a female he must be up to no good, bark bark bark or something. I never really thought about dogs not liking troons but it makes a lot of sense. And yea since all dogs came from wolves originally they definitely have that wild instinct in them. Honestly it's pretty amazing we humans have domesticated so many animals and taught them to work for us. Dogs have had all kinda crazy jobs over the years, some better then others like some dogs hunted vermon, some worked herds, I've heard some powered ancient kitchen stuff by running on a wheel lol.
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My Dalmatian, as I might have said before in this thread, hated drug dealers.
He was always triggered by them.

It wasn’t because he had been a sniffer dog, I think he just picked up on a sense that they knew they were up to no good.

It wasn’t how they looked. But possibly he remembered the smell of drugs and associated it with shady characters.

I would imagine a human giving off male and female pheromones, or male hormones flavored with estrogen might really confuse a lot of dogs.
 
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straight tranny problems: blogpost/vent


\>be me passoid, pre-op\
\>going to bar with friends\
\>guy i have a crush on is gonna be there\
\>put on cute fit, full face of makeup, looking great\
\>getting drunk with everyone\
\>people start talking about sex\
\>crush’s roommate mentions that crush would never do anal\
\>what\
\>says he doesn’t want to get poop on his dick\
\>try to explain that people can clean or he could just wear a condom\
\>he’s not having it\
\>”i don’t want to put my dick where someone shits. it’s gross”\
\>roommate agrees “pussy is always better anyway” and we move on

i’m gonna kms. i’ve been talking with this guy for months. i put all this effort transitioning and being hot and it doesn’t matter cause i’m a stupid penis-woman. i’m probably never going to be able to afford bottom surgery too. guess it’s back to chasers for me 😞
 
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Jizzrag said:
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straight tranny problems: blogpost/vent


\>be me passoid, pre-op\
\>going to bar with friends\
\>guy i have a crush on is gonna be there\
\>put on cute fit, full face of makeup, looking great\
\>getting drunk with everyone\
\>people start talking about sex\
\>crush’s roommate mentions that crush would never do anal\
\>what\
\>says he doesn’t want to get poop on his dick\
\>try to explain that people can clean or he could just wear a condom\
\>he’s not having it\
\>”i don’t want to put my dick where someone shits. it’s gross”\
\>roommate agrees “pussy is always better anyway” and we move on

i’m gonna kms. i’ve been talking with this guy for months. i put all this effort transitioning and being hot and it doesn’t matter cause i’m a stupid penis-woman. i’m probably never going to be able to afford bottom surgery too. guess it’s back to chasers for me 😞
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"Passoid", yeah I'm gonna need receipts for this one.
 
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Jizzrag said:
i’m gonna kms. i’ve been talking with this guy for months. i put all this effort transitioning and being hot and it doesn’t matter cause i’m a stupid penis-woman. i’m probably never going to be able to afford bottom surgery too. guess it’s back to chasers for me 😞
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For fuck's sake. You see, there's this thing where if you are a man, and you are sexually interested in men, you can, like, get with men, and you don't even have to pretend to be a woman to do so. I didn't believe this either but then someone told me that gay men exist and apparently it's been around for like, ages.

Nobody could come up with a fictional universe where gay men pretend to be women in order to have sex with straight men, and straight women pretend to be men in order to have sex with gay men. Well nobody has to come up with it because we live in that universe.
 
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Department store dysphoria hits hard. :lit:
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I have a formal event coming up at the end of next week, and I went dress shopping at Macy's. I was excited to do it at first, but when I stepped into the fitting room with that mirror setup that shows you at every angle...wow, that hit hard.

I have such a shitty masculine body and side profile. I feel like... wide? But not overweight? I teeter on the border of overweight for my BMI, but other than a bit of the dreaded beer gut that's developing (and I'm desperately trying to burn off), I don't really feel or look overweight. But my shoulders are broad and strong looking, my chest is wide across. I've had what I believe is gynomastia because I had some man boobs even when I was younger and it didn't look proportional to my weight. It all makes my whole body look wide and women's clothes unflattering.

And that's not to mention my stupid skull. I think it could be worse, but my chin, nose and brown bone all jut out a bit in a way that's really unflattering to my feminine presentation... I've managed to feel cute for the most part when trying on clothing and makeup and taking pictures, but those pictures are always a front view. And light reflecting off my stupid brow bone always takes me out of it. I'm pretty sure I want to pursue FFS, but I only started HRT just under a month ago and I'm not sure how long I have to wait.

I see such gorgeous women on here, and I'm always happy for them, but once in a while, in moments like these, I get so jealous.. I want my boobs to come in, I want my face to be softer and more feminine, I want dainty shoulders and proportions... I want to be a pretty girl, dammit. And I can't shave my face regularly right now because I just started electrolysis and my god it's felt so much worse to keep the hair than I expected. I don't feel comfortable wearing makeup or fem clothes while that hair is there, so I'm just here boymoding desperately wanting to feel pretty and... bleh.

Honestly, I feel grateful for a lot of things, like having less/thinner body hair in general, small wrists, a voice that's naturally closer to the androgynous pitch range, maybe even the gynomastia will ultimately be helpful in the end. But aghhh I want to be prettyyyy, pleaseeee 😭

Very long whiney post, thank you for making it this far and have a lovely rest of your day ❤❤
 
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"Hot girl to ugly pooner pipeline"
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The ugly era Advice (self.ftm)

submitted 6 hours ago by ThirstCola to r/ftm

Does anyone else have this? Im like 7 months in now on T. My jawline is worse, my skin is awful, my hair texture is confusing. Like not to seem like i'm self absorbed but I was relatively attractive before. I had a great jawline, clear skin, and balanced face shape. Now I look like a mole rat. I'm just wondering if this has happened to other guys, I see some talk about it but they don't talk about when they hit their glow up lol.


P4P breakup. I don't pretend to care why, but I'm guessing the pooner ex wants A Real Man and the equipment he brings to the table. Or maybe it's the eating disorder and mental illness, who can say? Her posting history is interesting, she starts out two years ago coming out as a "gay man" with "Love being gay!" but really she was in love with gay manga which is written by women.
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Partner might break up with meVent - Advice Welcome (self.gaytransguys)
submitted 6 days ago by Abandonedsocks

CW/Mention of unintentionally skipping meals due to appetite loss.

I've been in a long distance relationship with my trans partner for a few months and thought things were going great! But apparently it's not at all!!!

He said we need to discuss the relationship as he feels unequal and wanted to talk about boundaries. He said he's not really attracted to me anymore because of these issues. He said he doesn't have the spoons to talk at the moment and that he doesn't intend for the conversation to result in a break up and that regardless of what happens he still wants to be friends but I'm now incredibly distressed because it sounds to me like I've done something wrong or hurt him somehow.

Not knowing when he will want to talk about it is causing me so much distress I'm embarrassed to admit I've been crying my eyes out all day and pretty much forgot to eat or drink anything because my appetite died.

Even if he wants to stay friends knowing I'm off-putting for whatever reason is still going to absolutely destroy me for months possibly. I'm scared he is sick of dealing with me having mental health issues even though we've been friends for years.

I try to keep to myself so much and not be too much for others and now I can't help but think damn Lio you've done it again chasing people away because you are too much.

He vaguely said he will reach out to me at some point tomorrow "maybe" but that hes not going to have a conversation about this then just to check up on me??? He knows I suffer from paranoia and anxiety so I don't know why he'd think I'd be fine?

I can't talk to him until he clears up with me what's wrong because I can't pretend I'm fine. I don't want to bother him because he sounds tired of me I am just distraught right now not having a clue what's going on and the possibility of him not liking me anymore

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My partner broke up with me (self.gaytransguys)

submitted 1 day ago by Abandonedsocks to r/gaytransguys

In my previous post I talked about my partner suddenly dropping the bomb on me that he wanted to talk about issues in our relationship because he felt like breaking up and then disappeared and told me not to contact him for a while.

After everything he broke up with me because I asked to change the date of the conversation because he wanted to talk to me before a major event that he knew I was nervous about...
Im heartbroken because he was my best friend for 4 years. He threw everything away when he could have just fucking communicated his problems with me! He wanted to stay friends but...

I'm devastated. I don't think I can even stay friends at this point because he's traumatised me now. I don't know how on earth to recover from this betrayal. I wish we never met he's destroyed such a huge part of me. Everything reminds me of him and it makes me so sick!

I hope he regrets this forever I'm dejected right now I've never experienced such a deep pain from anyone that wasn't family. I want to scream at him and all I can do is cry every single time anything that reminds me of him comes up.

I feel like something in me snapped and is broken forever. It's so hard to anger me and yet my feelings are so huge nothing fits in my body anymore. I don't know how to get out of this. He broke up with me this morning but it already felt like he did the moment he said we were going to talk now it's just confirmation.

I know he was incredibly immature and irresponsible and has hurt me so much it enrages me that I still love him. Everything feels so so deeply wrong. I just wish someone could hold me and not lie or hide things from me like this. I wish he cared enough about me not to do this. I can't understand how he stopped caring about me and continued pretending he loved me.

I didn't believe I could ever have any kind of love because of how I am and thought this was one of the most beautiful things that ever happened. It sounds so cliche I'm losing my mind I was so incredibly wrong and I feel stupid and disgusting for letting him get that close to me just to stab me in the back.

How do people get over something like this?? I really don't know how to cope I just keep crying endlessly. I keep trying to distract myself and keep failing. I just wish I could forget everything.
 
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DSHK said:
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Lil Pooner is mad that her dad wont let her come over wearing a strapon on mothers day.
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"Like people have said in my previous post, he doesn't put his stuff away on special occasions"

That's correct, l'il dood. You see, your father is a man, and, as all boys and men know, your pecker doesn't come off with the underwear. Hell, it doesn't even come off when you pull on it over and over and discover being a 14 year old.

Oh, and on really special occasions? It not only doesn't get 'put away', it becomes turgid with blood. But of course you already know all this, l'il dood.
 
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