Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dread First]

it’s deranged that in clownworld he was able to get a surgeon to even entertain the idea of this butchery.

The Silence of the Lambs would never work in $current_year because all the safeguards that caused Buffalo Bill to become a skinwalker no longer exist.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

It wasn’t how they looked. But possibly he remembered the smell of drugs and associated it with shady characters.

If you did drugs after they came he probably associated your behavior with them, otherwise I've noticed a lot of black people are scared of dogs which makes dog uneasy around them. Or they could just be up to no good releasing some kinda smell only a dog can sense. Lots of reasons I can think of. My beagle I believe was born to be a hunting dog but she's scared of loud noises, and ran off my ex's mom found her on the side of the road near a popular hunting spot and took her in. She originally was scared of people took me 6 months to get her to realize only some people are total assholes, after that she loved people but every so often if she doesn't like someone I take it as a good sign I don't like them, maybe they abuse dogs, maybe they have bad intentions I don't care. If my dog don't like you, I don't like you. It's worked for me for 40 years and it will continue until I die.

I would imagine a human giving off male and female pheromones, or male hormones flavored with estrogen might really confuse a lot of dogs.

I'd like to see more trannys bitching about dogs hating on them, this was the first time I've seen that. I really like the theory that a male gives off male stink but looks like a female would confuse a dog. Since some dogs don'r like masks, hats or anything that changes a face I could see them not liking ugly ass trannies. I would like to see one tranny that looks like a female, I mean if you showed me a book of a hundred trannies and said I'd look like one of them for 20k or 100k I'd tell you to go fuck yourself lol. Where do they get this idea they can be a hot woman from

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Lil Pooner is mad that her dad wont let her come over wearing a strapon on mothers day.

How come nobody wants to know HOW the dad knows your wearing a strap on? Is it a damn coke can size one? I want more information here. I mean most people would never know if you got a innie or a outtie so how does the dad know this?

 

[bouquetnine]

How come nobody wants to know HOW the dad knows your wearing a strap on? Is it a damn coke can size one? I want more information here. I mean most people would never know if you got a innie or a outtie so how does the dad know this?

The point of a packer is to be CONSPICUOUS. So it's either ridiculously sized or worn in a way to draw attention to itself.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

The point of a packer is to be CONSPICUOUS. So it's either ridiculously sized or worn in a way to draw attention to itself.

Oh really? I thought it was to make them feel like they had something down there. So they want it to be seen? How does that make them feel like a man? I mean I'm a man and if I walked around with a dick bulge Id be mortified lol. I don't think there's a man alive that isn't a sicko who would want a dick bulge without being embarrassed as fuck

 

[DSHK]

Oh really? I thought it was to make them feel like they had something down there. So they want it to be seen? How does that make them feel like a man? I mean I'm a man and if I walked around with a dick bulge Id be mortified lol. I don't think there's a man alive that isn't a sicko who would want a dick bulge without being embarrassed as fuck

Pooners are porn addicted degenerates like their male counterparts. Women are just as horny as men despite how much they say otherwise. In their yaoi hentai all the dudes DO have huge bulging 13 inch cocks which is what they aspire to be.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

The Silence of the Lambs would never work in $current_year because all the safeguards that caused Buffalo Bill to become a skinwalker no longer exist.

It's amazing the troons haven't turned on Jodie Foster, who, in the audio commentary (yes I'm a Silence of the Lambs tragic) says that of course Clarice won in her battle against Jame Gumb, because Jame Gumb wants to be a woman, but Clarice is the real thing.

But, 33 years later, Jodie has gone full troon worship because her wife directed a documentary about this non-binary thing. Another celeb imbibes the kool-aid.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Spoiler: Text

straight tranny problems: blogpost/vent


\>be me passoid, pre-op\
\>going to bar with friends\
\>guy i have a crush on is gonna be there\
\>put on cute fit, full face of makeup, looking great\
\>getting drunk with everyone\
\>people start talking about sex\
\>crush’s roommate mentions that crush would never do anal\
\>what\
\>says he doesn’t want to get poop on his dick\
\>try to explain that people can clean or he could just wear a condom\
\>he’s not having it\
\>”i don’t want to put my dick where someone shits. it’s gross”\
\>roommate agrees “pussy is always better anyway” and we move on

i’m gonna kms. i’ve been talking with this guy for months. i put all this effort transitioning and being hot and it doesn’t matter cause i’m a stupid penis-woman. i’m probably never going to be able to afford bottom surgery too. guess it’s back to chasers for me

>be me
>just a guy with a roommate
>weird dude in friend group starts lurking around
>hits me up sometimes
>always respond lightly, just being a bro
>wtf this faggot is flirting with me
>talk to roommate about it
>IDEA
>roomie invites the faggot out for bros night
>tells me he’ll handle it
>faggot shows up making eyes at me after a couple drinks
>roomies on that shit, starts loudly proclaiming that I hate anal
>try not to laugh while the faggot desperately makes excuses
>”nah no way man people shit outta there like wtf”
>nod at roomie, that’s my dawg
>we laugh the whole way home
>I owe him one

 

[Cuckoman]

Oh really? I thought it was to make them feel like they had something down there. So they want it to be seen? How does that make them feel like a man? I mean I'm a man and if I walked around with a dick bulge Id be mortified lol. I don't think there's a man alive that isn't a sicko who would want a dick bulge without being embarrassed as fuck

Of course they want it to be seen. They want everyone everywhere to see it and that they have a huge cock like a real boy.
Please someone, please start selling big packers that are reinforced with metal rods or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Of course they want it to be seen. They want everyone everywhere to see it and that they have a huge cock like a real boy.
Please someone, please start selling big packers that are reinforced with metal rods or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ

lol So they want a coke can sized giant cock, that's insane.

Pooners are porn addicted degenerates like their male counterparts. Women are just as horny as men despite how much they say otherwise. In their yaoi hentai all the dudes DO have huge bulging 13 inch cocks which is what they aspire to be.

Yea but I doubt you could see their 13 inch cock thru their pants. I don't know a single man that would be comfortable walking around with a dick bulge.

 

[batteredpancakes]

lol So they want a coke can sized giant cock, that's insane.

They love them so much they'll get coke-can size phalloplasties as well.

Spoiler: NSFW

To SRS thread post

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

They love them so much they'll get coke-can size phalloplasties as well.

Spoiler: NSFW

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To SRS thread post

I guess whatever floats there boating and jesus christ that image is not safe for life, kill it with fire

 

[Tilikum]

I went dress shopping at Macy's. I was excited to do it at first, but when I stepped into the fitting room with that mirror setup that shows you at every angle...wow, that hit hard.

Macy’s loss prevention used to put these signs in the dressing rooms that read “rooms are monitored by same-gender personnel”. I feel bad for the security lady who glanced up at the monitor, and saw this freak tucking his dick.

I'm pretty sure I want to pursue FFS, but I only started HRT just under a month ago and I'm not sure how long I have to wait.

I want it NOW NOW NOW!!!
But hmm, under a month, you say? His account history is a ride. Isn’t “100% sure” about being trans, but has begun to ruin his body and family anyways. Of course, this all started 27 days ago with an egg post. The sheer narcissism present in this one is remarkable:

Hurting people I love just because I'm taking steps to become my best self fucking sucks. link/archive

Spoiler: Text

I came clean to my partner that I had been on hormones for 2 days (today was day 3). I should've told her before I even made the appointment, but we had previously established that she's likely no longer interested if I pursue transition, so I thought that it would be the end right then and there. For at least last week, I was selfishly able to have it both ways.
At times throughout the day, she looked so sad and dejected. I hate that me transitioning is actively hurting her. She's trying her best to be supportive and she's incredibly confused. We've just been crying about the shittiness of the situation. She's the most amazing person I've ever met and I can't process that this is a deal breaker since, to me, I'll only be a better (and eventually the best) version of myself. Despite that, I harbor no ill will or resentment toward her, she has every right to her preferences.
Then there's my mom, who is absolutely devastated at me potentially losing my partner, doesn't want to have to deal with explaining anything as a parent to my extended family, and frankly, seems to act like she doesn't want to deal with me herself. She's had several bad depressive bedrot days since this became a serious conversation. I'm angry at her for her lack of support, but still guilty for causing her so much pain.
Why can't transitioning just be the beautiful thing it should be?

He laments: “Why can't transitioning just be the beautiful thing it should be?”

Why, indeed.

 

[a hapless toad]

Of course most languages have gendered terms, because it wouldn't make sense other damn wise. Hey Human could you hand me that? Who you talking too? What the hell do they want us to drop out the gendered terms like Hey Wo/Man or what?

I think they're referring to languages that have gendered articles for inanimate objects or non-human animate beings.

For instance, in English, we have one definite article - "the" - as in the kiwi, the summer, the bed; in German they would be die Kiwi, der Sommer, das Bett.

(Die is feminine, der is masculine, and das is neuter.)

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

For instance, in English, we have one definite article - "the" - as in the kiwi, the summer, the bed; in German they would be die Kiwi, der Sommer, das Bett.

Interesting, I really only know English

 

[Assigned Faggot At Birth]

About the English language.
Link Archive
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Here's one of many comments, but I suggest reading them all.
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Also Italian, German, Spanish, French. The enbies of all lands all love English.

English is the enbie language. tee hee

They should learn Turkish since we don't have gendered pronouns even for he/she/it Truly the best enby language! All enbies should pack up and move to Turkey, I bet Turkish people would love them and welcome them with open arms

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

27 days ago with an egg post

Are these people in like a manic phase, or on cocaine or something? Jesus Christ deciding to start doing this in under a month is insane. Like it's always insane, but I wouldn't switch cellphone carriers in the time it takes for them to switch sexes.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

They should learn Turkish since we don't have gendered pronouns even for he/she/it Truly the best enby language! All enbies should pack up and move to Turkey, I bet Turkish people would love them and welcome them with open arms

But then the enbies wouldn't be special, would they? It's no fun having a neuter pronoun when everything is neuter. Enbies need hes and shes so that their theys make them appear to have a personality. I mean, they certainly do have a personality (disorder)--narcissism.

 

[FinnSven]

If you did drugs after they came he probably associated your behavior with them

I never did drugs around him and I resent the implication, young lady!

These were the colorful residents of our area, in which dwelled a number of crazies and grandfathered in hipsters.

One would smell weed everywhere.

They should learn Turkish since we don't have gendered pronouns even for he/she/it Truly the best enby language! All enbies should pack up and move to Turkey, I bet Turkish people would love them and welcome them with open arms

I am surprised more Turkish women don’t poon out as it would mean they could see more action by passing as a young boy for longer.

Racial stereotypes aside, years ago I saw a thing about Turkish transsexuals known then as “Travesti”.
They appeared to be TSHS and lived in a particular area of Istanbul. They supported themselves with prostitution, but looked down on the men who paid them for sex saying they were secretly homosexual.

It’s interesting how even then, trannies abhorred chasers, even if chasers were their main source of income.

It's amazing the troons haven't turned on Jodie Foster, who, in the audio commentary (yes I'm a Silence of the Lambs tragic) says that of course Clarice won in her battle against Jame Gumb, because Jame Gumb wants to be a woman, but Clarice is the real thing.

But, 33 years later, Jodie has gone full troon worship because her wife directed a documentary about this non-binary thing. Another celeb imbibes the kool-aid.
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It’s a real shame that Dylan Mulvaney didn’t murder Biden during that embarrassing interview and then claim he did it to impress Jodie Foster.

 

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Everyone! Its time for another round of trannies failing to define women. So now they have to appeal to "gotcha" tactics. Such as "Can you define the color red?" Checkmate!
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It’s a dumb gotcha. Red light has a wavelength between 620-750nm. Any shorter than that and it appears yellow, and if it is longer than that and it’s no longer visible light.
This is like peak post modern tranny logic. Color is now socially constructed.

Apologies for the late reply, but this may be more stupid than you first realize.

"It's a spectrum" has been used to dismiss finding concrete classification for sex by these people for so long, this individual cannot comprehend something as both a spectrum and defined in rigid categories (like visible light) simply because the term "spectrum" is being used.

For instance, if you told this person there is a spectrum for sound audible by the human ear, he will fail to comprehend your use of this term which he perceives as abstract, "spectrum," when sound is concrete in the sense it either can be heard by a human or it cannot.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I never did drugs around him and I resent the implication, young lady!

Gotcha and I'm not a young lady, I'm a old man lol. It today's modern world I wouldn't consider people who smoke Weed drug addicts really, Weed is a natural plant that grows in the wild. And most people I would consider drug addicts wouldn't have money for weed, people that shoot up heroin or smoke crack and meth never have a dollar to their name. I don't smoke it but I've known plenty of people that do and it doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me anymore.