DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Its Vladi Bby]

I never said people don't ever step into practice, just that there’s a lot of players who have done the bare minimum like Dave.

We’ve seen it just on Phil’s stream alone, he’s played some masters who can barely do a basic hit confirm, while seeing a non master Ken that could adapt and download his scrub ass. It only takes getting paired to one scrubby master player to get a huge chunk of points to get into master, like we once again recently saw Dave do a week and a half ago

I was just saying I think you definitely underestimate how many players do the absolute minimal amount of practice and how generous the rank grind can be in SF6

That's fair pimp. I'm just coping since Im a Diamond Dent still lol.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Anonymous and people you haven't heard of just came in and dumped 50 and 20 bucks. Stream is saved!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Anonymous and people you haven't heard of just came in and dumped 50 and 20 bucks. Stream is saved!

Retard Mode activated.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Retard Mode activated.

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My favorite philism is when he's doing his retarded joke or bit and he looks at the chat to make sure the retards are clapping their hands and drooling with joy

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil is currently pulling lower viewer numbers then Ethan Ralph

 

[PieceofShet]

Anonymous and people you haven't heard of just came in and dumped 50 and 20 bucks. Stream is saved!

Begging was successfull. He will NEVER stop begging.

 

[Dragoonism]

What happened to staying apolitical because the election cycle is crazy insane or something?

His Republican past coming up to the surface mixed with his senility of anything that said 5 min ago!

I don't know why slayer submits this shit. No one cares about Singapore, much less the PM saying absolutely nothing. Nothing ever happens in these videos.

Perhaps Slayer is trying to force a DSPolitics.

 

[Comma]

The begging is out of control, literally every 5 mins. He also mentions the record low view and support.
He also just said this game is a "one session-style" game.

The guilt-tripping was continued from the early stream, only now he was doing it in the form of a song:

And it worked:

Anonymous and people you haven't heard of just came in and dumped 50 and 20 bucks. Stream is saved!

Imagine being so easily manipulated by this e-beggar. I pity these people.

 

[Balr0g]

The guilt-tripping was continued from the early stream, only now he was doing it in the form of a song:

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And it worked:



Imagine being so easily manipulated by this e-beggar. I pity these people.

Or they now try to pull the strings to make him do his stupid dance for some shekels. I mean his prestreams seem to netr him less and less these days so he has to play games and do his tin can shaking. Of course the random level 3 super would be if none of his dents would answer the whale call. Imagine THAT bacon sweating

Also, Scrubquotes has Phil's most dented moment of SF 6 recorded

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[arrivefriday]

Does anyone else feel bad for Jade and the rest of the dents during SF6 when DSP whips out the "Durrrr, Doyyyyy durrr duhh durr"

A bit, yeah. But it's also fucking hilarious that he knows that one of his most prestigious dents is literally wheelchair-bound and still chooses to act like this.
He just does not give a single fuck as long as he can shit on other people, doesn't matter if they're an avid fan or a random person he'll never think about again.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Does anyone else feel bad for Jade and the rest of the dents during SF6 when DSP whips out the "Durrrr, Doyyyyy durrr duhh durr"

Fuck no. He chose to watch, he deserves to be pigsweated on. Using your retardation to protect you as a class is pathetic and he can ook-ook at his caregiver to change the channel any time while he quits subscribing. Also, gives Jayde a chance to legitimately be all "he's just like me, fr fr" and feel seen.

 

[RougeRed]

Jesus. I don't even know which part to mention because it was all so bad. I know Phil has set the bar extremely low already, but he limbo'd right under it. Everything about this stream was so hard to watch. Maximum clown mode with a solid minute of jowl waggling, "casually" singing about how he should be wearing a vest, "abysmal support".

 

[FamicomGorby]

My favorite philism is when he's doing his retarded joke or bit and he looks at the chat to make sure the retards are clapping their hands and drooling with joy

He really should just skip the games and play Keffals' funny fish video.

 

[HorseSense]

SF6 Patch Note Day. DSP's reputation and record are saved...or maybe not. Of course, he's a variety stream and can't read the notes during prestream, etc. Let's play a special hypothetical edition of Predict The Pig.

The following is from Zangief's patch notes:
Knee Hammer (→ + Medium Kick) Adjustment 4. Disadvantage on block changed from -4 to -3 frames.

This can be translated into layman's speak in one sentence. Imagine the fumbling and confusion DSP would have explaining this to his chat. Wandering into talk of priority and needing more tools to blow through mashers.

Spoiler: Translation

This move is now safe on block.

Alternate: This move is not jab punishable when blocked. (maybe phrasing that will prompt someone to ask what will punish it and learn to not mash on negative frames.)

 

[strandedcastaway]

So assuming dsp did all that exercise that he claim did or has done. Would his body still look like thag or would there be a semblance of definition?

There's video and photos of him going back 20-plus years. He was never in shape. He had his fat-fat Slingblade-looking period, and now he's in his skinny-fat shut-in alcoholic period.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Retard Mode activated.

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One of these days, it's going to be hard to tell if he's having a heart attack or if he's activating clown mode.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil you said Elden Ring was $5 like 2 months ago that is a massive difference from $30 now this dude is such a clown

 

[Balr0g]

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Phil you said Elden Ring was $5 like 6 months ago that is a massive difference from $30 now this dude is such a clown

More like Phil has no sense of money. If it's cheaper he is right regardless if he was of by nearly 500 %

Edit: have to add this as SuperFag is apparently at it again:

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Does anyone else feel bad for Jade and the rest of the dents during SF6 when DSP whips out the "Durrrr, Doyyyyy durrr duhh durr"

Initially, yes, but at this point dents have been shown evidence of Phil's gacha addiction and his overall shittiness and disdain for them. Some have chosen to stick with him out of spite to detractors. You can feel bad for a retard who doesn't know any better, but you can't feel bad for a retard who you've told the truth and knows enough to choose to do the opposite out of spite. If they can make that distinction, they are retarded for different reasons.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

SF6 Patch Note Day. DSP's reputation and record are saved...or maybe not. Of course, he's a variety stream and can't read the notes during prestream, etc. Let's play a special hypothetical edition of Predict The Pig.

The following is from Zangief's patch notes:
Knee Hammer (→ + Medium Kick) Adjustment 4. Disadvantage on block changed from -4 to -3 frames.

This can be translated into layman's speak in one sentence. Imagine the fumbling and confusion DSP would have explaining this to his chat. Wandering into talk of priority and needing more tools to blow through mashers.

Spoiler: Translation

This move is now safe on block.

Alternate: This move is not jab punishable when blocked. (maybe phrasing that will prompt someone to ask what will punish it and learn to not mash on negative frames.)

Another thing is when Dave tries ranked on a new character and does his placements he always wants to be placed in low-mid platinum so he can smurf and fluff his ego while also thinking if he dominates he'll get money.

One of the changes is if you have at least 1 master character then no matter how badly to perform in your placements the minimum you will get is Diamond 1.