Containment What If?

Garfieldchu said:
What if Chris could curse-ye-ha-me-ha his way back in time? Like the Flash and Flashpoint. What would he change?
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A time paradox would happen. He'd start by going back to his PVCC days and try to talk Mary Lee Walsh out of suspending him for his Attraction Sign. This of course would horrify Walsh on account of seeing an aged tranny Chris a day after she kicked his younger self out and would result in her calling the police to have him arrested. He'll run away but the police will show up at 14 Branchland Court and arrest the younger Chris. This is where shit's going to get fucked up. His younger self will spend a few days in jail and his rage at being (wrongfully) persecuted will show in his future behavior.

Now armed with the knowledge that the police will arrest him for crimes that he (his younger self) didn't commit, he will lash out on the day he gets arrested for hitting Michael Snyder with his car and pick up felony charges for assaulting police. This results in at least a year of jail time in which the Chandler household is minus a member. This is where present day Chris comes in to fill the void. He'll knock on the door with his blue receding hair and try to tell his aging mother that he was let out early for good behavior. Upon seeing her blue haired tranny son, Barb will keel over from a heart attack and die. The younger Chris, who is likely someone's prison bitch at this point, finds out that his mother has passed away. His crying is more than his cellmate can handle and he is thus shanked to death. The end result is a mentally ill tranny who is not supposed to exist, thus warranting an implosion in the space-time continuum.

What if Chris admitted he was gay before the tomgirl saga ever happened?
 
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What if trick-or-treaters mistake the Chandler home's trash for Halloween decorations, and went up to the door expecting candy?
 
LAM said:
What if trick-or-treaters mistake the Chandler home's trash for Halloween decorations, and went up to the door expecting candy?
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They would realize where that awful smell came from before they even get the chance to ring the door bell.
 
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