Paper Mario Series

[Chris_Stuckmann]

You will never be a real plumber. You have no plunger, you have no pipes, you have no wrench.

 

[Mister Uno]

>Be American
>Spend thousands of hours learning Japanese
>Make a career intentionally misinterpreting cultural translations to further your suicidal political ideology

Actually in the process of learning Japanese (I want to read the Japanese Lolcow thread, leave me alone), and one of the first things you learn is that the language can get real loose with words (San being able to be translated as Mr. or Ms. depending on the context) and that different genders often use different pronouns to describe themselves to the world, and that sometimes a girl might use masculine pronouns to come across as tougher or more tomboyish where as a boy might use feminine pronouns to come across that way.

But lets take advantage of the fact that most Americans do not care to learn any language beyond English and take advantage of the missing context here to make something fake and gay.

Little off topic, but Japanese is actually a neat language that I really like. Wanted to learn it because I wanted to play the original Jap versions because of shit like this, but now I'm just straight up interested. Their game shows are entertaining too.

I despise Tree House and modern translators with a passion. Also dislike the AI push that every corpo and their mom are jumping on, but I can't WAIT until these faggots are replaced by AI translators.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Great, not even the 2D sidescroller franchise aimed at children about a plumber jumping on the heads of mushrooms and turtles while collecting coins is safe from The Agenda.

From bing-bing-wahoo to born-with-a-dingaling-boohoo.

Say what you will about busybody 80s and 90s Christian soccer moms, but this never would have happened under their watch.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Yeah I’d fuck it.
Wait wrong thread.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Looks like they made Luigi gay, too.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I really don't care to be honest. Trannies are dumb and I don't want them in my game, but if it's like 2 lines of dialogue in a poor localization in an era where bad tranny localization seems to be the norm then I can live with it.

Apathy is the fastest way to lose the culture war.

 

[LemonParty]

Nintendo took the pink pill, though comically so, in November 2022 when they released Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

Seriously like 1/4 of open world female NPCs are buff trannys. It was so off putting that the girl I know who tried playing it gave up after a few days.

 

[Sniper Monkeys]

When I saw there was dialogue changes, I had a bad feeling this was going to happen. At least I just saved 60 bucks and have a reason to learn Japanese finally. Or I might just emulate it once the old text mods drop. Overall, RIP our JP okama. All these tranny retards do is complain about MUH ERASURE, and that's all they seem to like to do.

Sort of aside, I hate this "cleansing" of that old-game sass. That's why people love this damn game so much, and it seems like they're going to make the dialogue squeaky clean. Animal Crossing's had it bad too. It's a shame, really. Good dialogue seems extinct in games these days.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

How difficult is it to emulate / mod switch games (the roms of which I own of course)?

For emulation you need to 'acquire' system keys and an NSP or XCI of the game using LockpickRCM and NXDumpTool, or just find them online its not hard, and to mod them you can use LayeredFS built into Atmosphere on a modded Switch, or use the equivalent for the emulator which have their own game mod folders, at least I know Ryujinx does, I don't use Yuzu.

https://nh-server.github.io/switch-guide/extras/game_modding/

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I haven’t played a video game since I was 12.
You retards need to grow up and stop giving your money to a megacorp in exchange for mindless retard entertainment.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Apathy is the fastest way to lose the culture war.

I don't know if you can call this a war if it's just a bunch of people causing arguments in places that originally had none, and their opposition is just normal people who'd like everything to go back to how it was prior to the habitual arguers showing up. Pic unrelated

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Far be it for me to wish ill on anyone, but I hope Treehouse burns down before the next Fire Emblem game comes out. Next thing I know, Ayra will be a tranny because she's a female swordfighter and Arvis will have no nuance to his character in favor of being "le ebil white man who kidnaps and rapes Sigurd's wife"

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You forgot the most important bit. Obnoxious, loud, destructive and litigious

It's not enough to complain. You need to want to hurt these corporations by any tool at your disposal.

Malicious compliance, review bombing and boycots are all well and good, but you also need to sue them when they break contracts or engage in anti consumer practices.

I think there’s people who think this is all retarded because why does it matter if some kid’s game gets rewritten to have a heckin valid tranny in it? The people who push this shit cheer on toddler rapist trans-activists. I don’t scoff at “reactionaries” for hating it, even if the character was a cross dresser.

I’ve written this like a schizophrenic before, but the phrase “everything is political” is not that everything is inherently political as a matter of fact, but rather a modus operandi. Everything must be political. You will hear their narrative and questioning it will be stigmatized. These people go on to be in charge of children’s media and their supporters do campaigns so that children’s cartoons have to have trannies and gay toddlers. It becomes industry standard by top down orders with some countries and states having diversity mandates.

I’d probably find it silly years ago, but the tranny shit is nefarious and is not organic. As much as it’s gay to want people to complain about a cross dresser being made into a tranny I truly have begun to hate these people for what ends they want to bring.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Apathy is the fastest way to lose the culture war.

The problem is there's a marked difference between making a game like Life is Strange or Celeste and editing a line of dialogue to make a character who was always gender confused in the original version to change it from "man who thinks he is a woman" to "trans (man who thinks he is a woman)"

Like yeah if Mario came in with implants and an agp smirk and groomed the baby yoshi into cutting his dick off I'd be concerned but this is such a miniscule thing to be upset about.

 

[Pussyfarts]

you know what? all this doom posting about the game makes me wanna play it. is it fine just to emulate the original game?

Why wouldn't it be

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Sorry this happened to you, Mariobros. I don't play nintendo products because they're is aggressively anti-consumer but I know many consider their games good.

 

[Bob Barbas]

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I genuinely do not know where the fuck this idea started. I know why they're pushing it but it's like people can't read context.

In the japanese version Beldam referred to Vivian as a male AS AN INSULT. And nothing else, then retards took it out of context and started projecting tranny bullshit onto it. That's why none of this shit was in the original english localization. Because it didn't fucking exist. They literally just made it up. She insultingly calls Vivian a man once and that's it. It makes me a little annoyed every time I see it and people trying to push this narrative because it's just outright false.

EDIT: Nevermind. I guess Vivian was a femboy all along instead of a tranny? I guess I'm wrong.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Sorry this happened to you, Mariobros. I don't play nintendo products because they're is aggressively anti-consumer but I know many consider their games good.

I'm not sorry, I'm jubilant.
HARNESS THAT INNER RAGE YOU FEEL!
Something you liked was taken away from you! BY TRANNIES!
NO MERCY. NO REMORSE. JUST DARKNESS AND VENGEANCE AHEAD!

 

[Da Capo]

I haven’t played a video game since I was 12.
You retards need to grow up and stop giving your money to a megacorp in exchange for mindless retard entertainment.

Now where have I seen that argument before?

Oh.

 

[Pussyfarts]

Now where have I seen that argument before?
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Oh.

It's fine to enjoy leisure, but typically as one ages their mind and thoughts become more complex and demand more from what they consume. It IS odd for a grown 30 year old man or so to derive pure, childlike pleasure from a game like paper Mario TYD, it's written for children and is not a challenging game in the slightest.