Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%
  • Total voters
    319
The real demon? The real entity under the desk causing Nick to writhe?


It was Ethan Ralph begging to be brought on to the show. Have you ever seen him eat peanut butter?

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"Oh Nick! It was so exciting to see you finally go off on Metokur. Ah haha! Let's do that supershow with Dax like you promised! Can I have some Spaghetti-O's?"
 
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Braphamut said:
The real demon? The real entity under the desk causing Nick to writhe?


It was Ethan Ralph begging to be brought on to the show. Have you ever seen him eat peanut butter?

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"Oh Nick! It was so exciting to see you finally go off on Metokur. Ah haha! Let's do that supershow with Dax like you promised! Can I have some Spaghetti-O's?"
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Turns out the reason Nick is so thin is that the Gunt is feeding off of him.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Does anyone else feel like Rekieta is just pretending to act insane and is intentionally spewing word salads so he can claim insanity in court? He knows he lost his case and is potentially liable for tons of money, so he is trying to act insane to avoid the costs.

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Insanity cannot be used as a defense in any civil matters. Purely based on the law of civil procedure, this isn’t even possible.

And Nick knew exactly what he was saying.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
The Kayla Rekieta question on if Nick was forcing her to go along with him is something controversial. She’s been a pill head since her 2nd appearance being on a laundry list of shit for a while. She, according to Nick, organized the Gay 90’s underwear birthday. People here are torn on it, but Kayla seems to be with Nick in it. Or is xannied out watching Star Trek on loop.
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Nick is a covert narcissist, at least that's my belief, so you can't take what he says at face value. People make fun of him online for the Gay 90's underwear party? It's Kayla's fault. She's the one who planned it guys, don't make fun of me. She takes some pills to go to sleep so she can get rest and doesn't give him his narcissistic supply for a night? She's hopped up on Xannies watching Star Trek. I don't doubt she's not a saint but the way these people work is everything is a deflection. You can see it in his "I said he PROBABLY always liked sucking little boy dick" lie that he keeps up with even when confronted with the evidence otherwise.
 
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verymuchawful said:
>tfw you'll never get your limp coke dick sucked by a succubus corner demon while you read out the same super chat saying "anime sucks, cope and sneed" 6 times and opening up 6 tabs of farting dragon fetish content
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>POV: You are balldo looking at the corner demon that's about to suck your whisky dick dry :cryblood:

 
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Fapcop said:
Oh boy oh boy! I sure can’t wait for the April sextape you know is coming.

Only question is… Will it be with the balldo?
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I know I, the Farms, as well as Aaron would be absolutely owned if Nick releases a Balldo sex tape with April. Incel prudes and Aaron being prudish about Nick’s behavior deserve it. I mean who does Aaron think he is breaking off contact and friendship with Nick to try to be more of an adult? April was right to leave Aaron I mean Nick’s an adult and he’s able to have fun and pleasure April, unlike Aaron who couldn’t make her orgasm. I bet Aaron would be absolutely upset and heartbroken and betrayed, the kind of betrayal Nick felt when Aaron left. Aaron is no different than those prudes at church who tell Nick what to do. I mean Aaron’s sheer disrespect of Nick by doing all this, and worse, he’s giving the Kiwi Farms more information about it. Aaron deserved to be hurt like this, right Nick? You invited Aaron into your home and took him out to fun places and had good times. How does he thank you? He betrays you! How dare he! Have a drink or two and think it over Nick.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Yeah I agree with that, however I will say that although I think the old nanny is gone, it's not clear whether she quit, or was fired, or what.
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I'm going to guess that she quit. With the Rekietas and Imholtes partying every weekend, doing hard drugs, the nanny probably never got a day off. I know I would quit even though I loved the kids if the parents were doing shit like that.
 
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Kopasea said:
I'm going to guess that she quit. With the Rekietas and Imholtes partying every weekend, doing hard drugs, the nanny probably never got a day off. I know I would quit even though I loved the kids if the parents were doing shit like that.
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The nanny probably felt that she was in danger in that environment, too. If the nanny came from the eeeevil church group she very likely felt she didn't need to be at the hedonistic hovel.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Obviously the disdain is internally projected, but he does so by making sure to state clearly that he see's every other person that isn't a white alcoholic Minnesotan swinger as a subhuman pile of garbage that is only befit for his fetishism or impotent wrath.
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That's what makes it so hilarious. He might have been frightening at his peak if he'd behaved like this, when he wasn't exaggerating too much to call himself "Law Pope." Now it's a sad joke, since he is basically a law bum who looks homeless. Conceivably in his prime he could have made or broken any of the other lawtube tards, but now, all he can do is cope, seethe, mald, and be a pathetic, broken weakling.

Nobody respects a cuck.
 
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keke said:
As funny and kino as the blowjob under the desk thing is, it is getting retarded now. It’s really not true and people are hearing what they wanna hear. He’s doing an imitation of DSP jerking off on stream in response to a chat message of furry art, the same person who spams MATI streams with those images. He talks to chat before and after. The idea he got a random BJ for a few seconds even when he was making the jacking off hand motion is implausible.

Kayla (or April I guess, but when I heard the audio of the last few seconds of stream I thought it sounded like Kayla before even seeing anyone speculate) tells him to stop, because it’s gross and she does make disapproving faces at some of his lewd jokes when she’s been on stream so it checks out. That’s it. The “why do you do this, why now” is to chat and in response to the furry inflation porn.
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Why would he say he turned the stream off if he thought he was doing something for the camera? Why does he act surprised afterwards that the camera is still on?
 
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Where There's Smoke said:
The way Nick talks about Randazza is amazing insight into the way he thinks along with being more evidence that he's a trust fund kid where he simply can't wrap his head around how the expensive world renown lawyer can't seem make this case disappear when the other side has a smelly small town lawyer.
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He thinks he's the Godfather when he's actually Fredo.

He doesn't realize if he hadn't been born with a silver Balldo up his ass, he'd just be another trailer trash homeless faggot sucking cock for drugs.
 
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Idk guys I used to think I’d actually kinda feel bad if things actually caught up to Nick, like who wants to see some guy having a midlife crisis lose his house and family and all that? You just want them to fix it and move forward.

But this injured narcissist is way too far gone. He’s riding this bitch into the crater it’s going to make without so much as raising a hand to shield his face.
 
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