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How dare Mayans and Aztec attack me and my closest friends in this way?
Elders were revered for their wisdom and were tasked with upholding the traditions which was very important.

Child sacrifice was also prevalent in Mayan and Aztec civilizations. The Aztecs would torture the children and collect their tears to appeal to the Gods for rain.
 
Elders were revered for their wisdom and were tasked with upholding the traditions which was very important.

Child sacrifice was also prevalent in Mayan and Aztec civilizations. The Aztecs would torture the children and collect their tears to appeal to the Gods for rain.
Ah. Ancient adrenochrome.
 
Can we have a phrenology thread too? I'm not actually being sarcastic, that might be fun. I wonder what Russell Greers reading will be.
 
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Can we have a phrenology thread too? I'm not actually being sarcastic, that might be fun. I wonder what Russell Greers reading will be.
To anyone who wishes to make a phrenology/ physiognomy thread, this is a very good book.
 
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Hello I would like a reading just to have something to push me in these trying times, please and thank you kiwi mystics.
 
I rate this thread 9 :lunacy: out of 10
The word lunacy/lunatic comes from the historical experience that full moon causes spergouts in sensitive individuals. The gravitational pull of the moon certainly affects phenomena such as ocean tides, but what could be the physiological basis of the moon affecting the mind?

1694123617265.png The earth (pedosphere) as a whole has a negative charge. The atmosphere as a whole has a positive charge, however, the ionosphere is polarized with the inner (earth-facing) layer being positive and the outer layer being negative. Moon is negatively charged. During full moon, the moon is closest to the earth and the repulsion between its negative charge and the negative charge of the outer layer of the ionosphere pushes the entire ionosphere closer to the earth, thus increasing the concentration of positively charged ions in the air near the earth's surface.

Increased positive ion concentrations in the air we breathe causes an increase in serotonin synthesis and inhibits its breakdown. In the short term, elevated serotonin concentration causes feelings of euphoria. In spergs who might have a higher serotonin baseline level and people especially sensitive to the ion effect, this moon-induced spike in serotonin concentration can tip them over to a state of insanity. It is well known that in asylums, the patients are the most restless during full moon.
 
View attachment 6008871Hello I would like a reading just to have something to push me in these trying times, please and thank you kiwi mystics.
You have Mercury square Pluto which can endow you with street smarts and a deep capacity for research and understanding, but may also lead you into frequent conflicts with others, you could also at times be tempted to use underhanded means to get what you want. Mercury in Aquarius could help to make you an intelligent, logical and eccentric thinker.

Sun is in it’s detriment in Aquarius so this could mean that you struggle at times between the desire to be unique in a world that demands conformity and also wanting to feel as though you belong. You may be able to overcome this by finding a fringe group that feel the same way as you do :). Sun is sextile with Saturn so you will be very responsible and trustworthy, it should help you to be disciplined and to achieve long-term goals.

Mars is also in detriment in Libra so you could at times struggle with inertia and asserting yourself and you might be prone to passive-aggressive behaviors when under pressure, Mars trine Mercury could help to make you more assertive than you would be otherwise. You will be quick witted, with an honest and direct communication style, you could excel in intellectual pursuits.

Moon is Atmakaraka in Purva Bhadrapada in the 3rd pada. Moon as Atmakaraka means that your soul lesson is about emotional growth and seeking inner peace, you will naturally be family-orientated and compassionate. Purva Bhadrapada nakshatra can create some difficult experiences, but helps to make you very religious and devoted to God, take care to guard against accidents like falls.

Venus is in Pisces which is an exalted placement and conjunct with the Moon should help to make you very loving, caring and sympathetic. Being in a genuinely loving and harmonious relationship is vital for your well-being. Darakaraka (planet of spouse) is Saturn so you are likely searching for someone who will teach you patience and offer you persistence in this lifetime.

Being born on the 18th day means that you were born on the day of The Moon in the Kabbalah, this path can be particularly difficult but can also be very rewarding.
 
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Hello I would like a reading just to have something to push me in these trying times, please and thank you kiwi mystics.
If i am reading this correctly saturn in first house and you are reaching middle age misread you are still in your 20s . You are probably fucked . Saturn in first house,is absolutely brutal towards those who fuck around during their youth and welcome middle age unprepared in every field . Nevermind check your transits but i am guessing saturn gets afflicted on your natal or the sun or some malefic goes through your cardinal houses. Jupiter in 12th thats kinda sucky on one side you will feel endlessly like on the edge about to fall and jupiter just in time gives you escape unfortunately you have to contend with you being in the background everywhere , you will never be in the gutter but kinda one step above it and never in the clear nor in the polite society somewhere in-between great position for a drug dealer though. We need to see transit to see how bad shit is fucked .

But if its saturn related there will be no lube .

Edit if its for any consolation if you work hard you will be ok . But saturn is very harsh teacher .
 
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The word lunacy/lunatic comes from the historical experience that full moon causes spergouts in sensitive individuals.
Boy howdy let me tell you something. Light at night causes spergouts in sensitive individuals, too. Now think of the effects all the light pollution is having on our population.
I really, honestly, genuinely and truly believe that light pollution is having a significant negative effect on all of us, but so many people take it for granted or are afraid of the dark that it never gets acknowledged. It feels like standing in a pool with weights around our ankles watching it slowly fill with water and no one seems to notice or care.
 
Boy howdy let me tell you something. Light at night causes spergouts in sensitive individuals, too. Now think of the effects all the light pollution is having on our population.
I really, honestly, genuinely and truly believe that light pollution is having a significant negative effect on all of us, but so many people take it for granted or are afraid of the dark that it never gets acknowledged. It feels like standing in a pool with weights around our ankles watching it slowly fill with water and no one seems to notice or care.
I definitely sleep worse during full moons and the time around the solstice where it doesn't get dark until very late. I'm subscribing to this theory.
 
We need to see transit to see how bad shit is fucked .

But if its saturn related there will be no lube .

Edit if its for any consolation if you work hard you will be ok . But saturn is very harsh teacher .
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:) Shit may indeed be fucked. I currently work in IT which has seen layoffs left and right but I think (or hope) I chose a pretty stable industry. I don't see myself having kids but I wouldn't mind finding a partner to just chill with during all the instability right now.
 
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Adding in a request for Rekeita: December 17, 1981 - Location unknown by me, maybe someone else knows
 
Somewhat autistic tangent, but how accurate is this?
That is essentially referring to aspects between the signs. Bad being the square and good being the trine. Best/worst is the opposition.
Adding in a request for Rekeita: December 17, 1981 - Location unknown by me, maybe someone else knows
There was a full moon around 2 hours before Rekieta got arrested, at which point the Moon was conjunct with his natal Uranus (sudden change and family upsets) and the Sun was conjunct with his wife’s Hades (dirt and garbage) where the state of their house was brought to light.
Well, he's a sagittarius so he's fuckin' sloppy as hell, has FOMO out the ass, and usually isn't interested in commitment.
His Sun is in the Nakshatra Mula which is conjunct the Galactic Center (Sagittarius A) which is a Super Massive black hole (0’45” orb).

Black holes are associated with mystery and hidden forces. People who have a black hole prominent in their chart will have a strong drive and resilience and may experience periods of intense upheaval and transformation in their lives.

Mula, known as ’The Root Star’ is ruled by Nirrti, a form of Kali and is the most destructive Nakshatra in the Zodiac. In it’s highest expression, Mula creates a thirst for knowledge and natives will destroy everything and get down to the root to find the highest truth (Jesus Christ) but in it’s lower expression it can make an individual very self destructive (Amberlynn Reid).

Moon in Mula will usually damage the relationship with the mother. Trent Reznor has such a placement and he was raised by his grandparents.
 
In Mayan and Aztec astrology a person will experience a significant change in personality at around age 26 when you become an adult and then again at around 52 when you become an elder.
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Knowledge>Serpent>Reed.

Also in Vedic astrology, there are certain Nakshatra placements which are referred to as ‘gand mool dosh’ and are said to cause widowhood if they marry young. Those individuals will not be accepted for arranged marriage until after the age of 25.
The human brain stops developing when a person hits 25 years of age so hey, perhaps these cultures were onto something.
 
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