Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Summer of George]

Here we go with the sirens again.

new Cryptic Web Chronicles just dropped, and it's a big one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPjCC8H_j2s

Enjoy the show, prisoners


ETA:
Vimeo mirror

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I found this going through oNa lol. Pig thinks he’s gonna get 50m, reminded me of the outrageous amount he requested when he sued the John does. Nice work ethic, stupid.

how the fuck does he think he's getting $50m? From a shitty lawsuit against the cops?

Also that date, that date is before he sued the cops, hmmm, more eviDANCE that the whole thing is performative as fuck.

Did Floyd even get $50m? I don't see how fats would.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

pat's condescending, ahistorical take ("ah, that's the thing") has many, many quote tweets, far too many to cite here, but all are disapproving/mocking:

they're mocking him but they are all equally insane. they love "democracy" so much that they're discussing the need to kill anyone who isn't them and can get more votes.

 

[FinnSven]

how the fuck does he think he's getting $50m? From a shitty lawsuit against the cops?

Also that date, that date is before he sued the cops, hmmm, more eviDANCE that the whole thing is performative as fuck.

Did Floyd even get $50m? I don't see how fats would.

He won’t surely.

Presumably the Milwaukee police have some kind of fund for being sued, and it will only pay out serious amounts in a clear cut case of death through direct police action or negligence.

There will be a ceiling on this, and I doubt it will even be close to one million, let alone 50.

https://policebrutalitycenter.org/police-brutality/lawsuit-settlements/

According to that organization, the median average is 17.5 thousand dollars, but the largest payouts in Minneapolis were four to five million.
Minneapolis is mentioned specifically because it publishes its police payouts, and while it typically appears to pay out several million a year, they made a payment of 27 million to the family of George Floyd.

But of course, having to deal with the police showing up on a fairly is far more traumatic than being murdered.
Fat deserves that 50 million! How dare those officers do their jobs and ensure his safety!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I studied the A+ exam using a game with the name Prison Enjoyer and got second place.

 

[AnOminous]

It's impossible to split a black hole so in theory you can't "downsize" Patrick. It's thermodynamically forbidden.

Rick is a "Fat Hole," so he gradually diminishes in mass via Hawking Oinking Radiation. That said it will take some vast multiple of the current age of the universe before he is merely obese.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

they made a payment of 27 million to the family of George Floyd.

That's enough for 180kgs of fentanyl

 

[Well Intentioned]

Franco wasn't a fascist. He was right-wing, but not a fascist. Once again, Patrick fails his history.

Did contemporary accounts refer to him/his rebels as fascists?

 

[AnOminous]

According to that organization, the median average is 17.5 thousand dollars, but the largest payouts in Minneapolis were four to five million.

This is why while it would be disappointing, it's possible they make him a nuisance value settlement offer which he'll gloat about like a retard. That nutjob Kevin Allred (a fag professor who worships Beyonce and has a short thread here) got such a settlement when they sent him to get evaluated in a loony bin because he was making insane threats about running over Trump voters.

I just hope Milwaukee is less cucked than New York and knows to send a message to other frivolous litigants like Fat Rick that they're not just a bag of free money for retards.

Did contemporary accounts refer to him/his rebels as fascists?

I would actually consider him a small-f fascist, but it's hard to blame Spain for picking him when the choice in the civil war was big-C Communists. If you were strict enough on the definition, Mussolini would have been the only actual fascist of all time.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Metokur's Patrick stream will be on the 25th.

thanks to @DSP's Tax Lawyer for pointing this out to me

 

[FinnSven]

possible they make him a nuisance value settlement offer which he'll gloat about like a retard.

Even if that is the ultimate result from this lolsuit, I think it would still be funny if he settled for a relatively paltry amount like 5k or just enough to cover his legal expenses.

It would certainly be funny if all this effort and humiliation lead to an underwhelming ending.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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I think this might actually be Fatrick's dumbest take to date, right up there with paint filled water balloons.

Gee, Fatrick, I wonder if something happened in Spain between 1936 and 1939 that might disagree with the point you're making.

>hating Franco

He was the best possible outcome. The Spanish Civil War literally happened because rising tensions by revolutionary groups, street violence and assassinations, anarcho-tyranny by the left wing government, and possibly the fact that the Popular Front election might’ve been stolen/ illegitimate.

This is why while it would be disappointing, it's possible they make him a nuisance value settlement offer which he'll gloat about like a retard. That nutjob Kevin Allred (a fag professor who worships Beyonce and has a short thread here) got such a settlement when they sent him to get evaluated in a loony bin because he was making insane threats about running over Trump voters.

I just hope Milwaukee is less cucked than New York and knows to send a message to other frivolous litigants like Fat Rick that they're not just a bag of free money for retards.

I would actually consider him a small-f fascist, but it's hard to blame Spain for picking him when the choice in the civil war was big-C Communists. If you were strict enough on the definition, Mussolini would have been the only actual fascist of all time.

Franco was a monarchist who made peace with the fascists and right wings parties to beat what he saw as a bigger threat. His actions in the Second World War should wash him clean of the label. He sent anyone willing to fight for the Nazi’s go fight on the Russian front and stayed neutral towards the allies and allowed Jews to transit through his country.

I will say letting Moroccan mercenaries rape female Republican guerilla’s and playing it over the radio was… surprising. The use for counter-propaganda was interesting though.

 

[FinnSven]

I will say letting Moroccan mercenaries rape female Republican guerilla’s and playing it over the radio was… surprising. The use for counter-propaganda was interesting though.

Many years ago, I used to wind up a pair of Spanish girls who I worked in a bar with.
We called them Baccara and tricked them into agreeing to be spit roasted and other such lovable laddish bar room humor.

One time after one of them had a bit of an “ay ay ay” moment, I said “ees worse dan Franco back”.
She didn’t understand, but my girlfriend of the time told her I was taking the piss, so she punched me in the ribs.

Glad that she didn’t understand that now!

 

[Peace Or Love]

how the fuck does he think he's getting $50m? From a shitty lawsuit against the cops?

Also that date, that date is before he sued the cops, hmmm, more eviDANCE that the whole thing is performative as fuck.

Did Floyd even get $50m? I don't see how fats would.

I'm pretty sure he is responding to a hypothetical that was making the rounds on xitter a whole back:
Would you rather be 10 years old with all your previous knowledge or age to 50 with 50m?

 

[AprilRains]

I'm pretty sure he is responding to a hypothetical that was making the rounds on xitter a whole back:
Would you rather be 10 years old with all your previous knowledge or age to 50 with 50m?

And he picked the dumb one? Figures.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm pretty sure he is responding to a hypothetical that was making the rounds on xitter a whole back:
Would you rather be 10 years old with all your previous knowledge or age to 50 with 50m?

If he was saying that he would rather be aged to 50 with 50 million dollars then that is uncharacteristically smart of him.

Maybe a lot of people could take their knowledge to being a 10 year old, assuming
they get shifted in time too, and make 50 million or more with smart investments, pick a lucrative career path and get a leg up in studying for it, buy or mine bitcoin at the right time, etc.
However even Patrick realizes, if on a subconscious level, that given another go around he would probably fuck it up harder.
Like do something retarded like buy up all Betamax thinking that he could create demand for it, or give away the plot to the Phantom Menace and somehow cause George Lucas to come up with a worse script as a result.

Aging to 50 with 50 million is really very much the better option in his case.

 

[AprilRains]

If he was saying that he would rather be aged to 50 with 50 million dollars then that is uncharacteristically smart of him.

Maybe a lot of people could take their knowledge to being a 10 year old, assuming
they get shifted in time too, and make 50 million or more with smart investments, pick a lucrative career path and get a leg up in studying for it, buy or mine bitcoin at the right time, etc.
However even Patrick realizes, if on a subconscious level, that given another go around he would probably fuck it up harder.
Like do something retarded like buy up all Betamax thinking that he could create demand for it, or give away the plot to the Phantom Menace and somehow cause George Lucas to come up with a worse script as a result.

Aging to 50 with 50 million is really very much the better option in his case.

Yeah, I was assuming that I got to go back in time to when I was ten. $50M is potatoes compared to what I could make that way. Of course, I'm not Fatrick.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Even if that is the ultimate result from this lolsuit, I think it would still be funny if he settled for a relatively paltry amount like 5k or just enough to cover his legal expenses.

If he does you know he'll demand a "confidentiality" agreement so that the amount isn't disclosed, so even if he wins $1 he can gloat about it everywhere forever.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, I was assuming that I got to go back in time to when I was ten. $50M is potatoes compared to what I could make that way. Of course, I'm not Fatrick.

Yeah being returned to 10 years old but your current level of knowledge now wouldn’t necessarily be as a good thing.
Granted one could use your adult knowledge and ace exams, get into excellent schools, earlier and such, therefore getting an advantage in upcoming decades, but it wouldn’t have the lucrative potential of investing in Apple, Amazon and Tesla a couple of decades ago.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Following one of savings plans below will help you accumulate $50,000,000 at the retirement age of 50 starting from 10 assuming 10% returns:

If you save every month until 50
Amount to Save Every Month:	$9,008.44​
Total Principal:	$4,324,053​
Total Interest:	$45,675,947​
If you save every year until 50
Amount to Save Every Year:	$112,970.72​
Total Principal:	$4,518,829​
Total Interest:	$45,481,171​
If you have it now
Additonal Amount Needed:	$1,104,746.41​
Total Principal:	$1,104,746​
Total Interest:	$48,895,254​

If fats read it as "turn into a 10 year old today with your knowledges (he has zero)" he did it right. I don't know how to make $10k a month as an adult, let alone as a ten year old.

If it's "go back in time to when I was ten but with my current knowledge" hell yeah time travel baby let's fuck over the world!