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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
well my stealth is ruined. i’m at college and have a group of friends who i’ve been hanging round with a lot this year. i’ve not had any indication of any of them thinking i’m trans, quite the opposite tbh. well turns out now they all probably do.
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many such cases.

I have to see a picture of this poor bastard.
 
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New frontiers of transphobia. :lit:
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Lots of comments. Consensus is yes, however...

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It is also (and more precisely) enbyphobia.

I learned a new word today. 8):medallion:
 
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Hassou Tobi said:
Been reading r/HSTS while I’m bored at work today. Always found them less viscerally disgusting than AGPs, but if I were a straight man I wonder if I’d feel differently…

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See this is how they get fucking stomped, trying to trick people.
He says he met the guy for dinner?
Is dude blind?
How the fuck can you sit across the table from a dude and think its a woman lmfao?
He's lucky the guy is either closeted or patient, or they didn't kiss or anything because most guys if they found out they'd been tricked into a homsexual act would be out for fucking blood.
He's playing a dangerous game.
 
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Hassou Tobi said:
Been reading r/HSTS while I’m bored at work today. Always found them less viscerally disgusting than AGPs, but if I were a straight man I wonder if I’d feel differently…

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Troono, this is not your 'medical history' so much as it is your 'current and ongoing psychological issue'. That coupled with the fact that you lied to them, no wonder they want to nope right outta there.

Congrats on passing well enough that they didn't immediately know, I guess, but if you two messed around then you have basically sexually assaulted this poor guy. Go rope.
 
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Just to go back to the dogs smelling thing. Even humans can smell some things. I’ve got a pretty good sense of smell, and I’ve noticed pregnant women have a particular smell to them (sorry I know that sounds a bit Hannibal lector…) it’s a pleasant smell.
Adrenaline makes your sweat smell different to if you’re just hot. Have you ever been frightened and drenched in sweat? You feel all clammy after. You smell completely different to if you’ve just been digging the garden. One is a healthy warm smell and the adrenaline is like a cold smell. I can also smell if the kids are getting sick, and I’ve spoken to other mums who say the same - it’s like a ketone sort of smell but not quite like that. You can smell starvation in people and you can smell sickness. If you’ve ever walked into a house where someone’s sick you can smell it. Medics can often tell strep and clostridium infections by smell alone.

And dogs have a sense of smell thousands of times better. It must be incredible. I really believe dogs don’t just smell it but sense it.
Years back we had someone knock on the door, I can’t even remember why, but he stepped into the room (small house at the time, so street to living room) the cat was on the sofa arm, hair on end, spitting with fear and rage, never seen him react like that at all. The dog was growling and got between me and the bloke. Perfectly normal looking bloke. He started to look nervous and he left. I can’t remember why he was there but he was unexpected - maybe selling something or tv licence git . I have never seen and never did see either animal (alas now sadly passed on) react like that to anyone else. I did have the dog react to other people while out, mainly just a mild reaction. I suspect they see body language and posture as well. Troons are deceptive, and deceptive is bad. They’re also sick, their hormone levels are off and that must smell weird.
I would trust the dog, is what I’m saying.
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
Congrats on passing well enough that they didn't immediately know, I guess, but if you two messed around then you have basically sexually assaulted this poor guy. Go rope.
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It's interesting cos the troon said the date kept saying like "hey man". I guess deep down the poor bastard knew but was just happy to be on a date or something...? Then when the troon gave the game away he couldn't keep the denial going and ended it.
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
Troono, this is not your 'medical history' so much as it is your 'current and ongoing psychological issue'. That coupled with the fact that you lied to them, no wonder they want to nope right outta there.

Congrats on passing well enough that they didn't immediately know, I guess, but if you two messed around then you have basically sexually assaulted this poor guy. Go rope.
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No doubt.
See they do this fucking shit, and I guarantee what they're thinking is "if I tell him he'll run, but if I just don't tell him till we're about to fuck, there's a chance he'll think "fuck it nobody has to know" they're banking on some fucking sunk cost bullshit and drunken horniness and it's just fucked.
These selfish coom obsessed perverts give zero fucks that they are tricking someone into a homosexual act, they just want to get off.

This is how they get stomped.
Most Troons murdered in the US are hookers that don't tell clients and get beaten to death by an enraged nigger thats just gotten surprised with a handful of dick.
They're fucking deviants.
Its rape by deception and tbh "Trans Panic" should be a valid defense.
If they trick a dude into a homsexual act, it's attempted rape, whatever happens to them is on them.
 
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Personally I was drawn to his dainty feet. STOMP STOMP
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Holy shit lol he does have big fucking clompers. If they were hairy he'd pass for a fucking Hobbit.
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Goddamn I don't know why they always end up like that but it's fucking crazy. Looks like an Arachnids mouthparts.
This guy isn't as bad as the epically name Landon Hiscock but he's still got the classic Chelicerae ballsack "labia"
I think its because Troons Amhole are too far forward instead of being down where they're supposed to be but its just fucked. Looks like his amhole preys on small animals.
Lemmiwinks better watch out.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I think its because Troons Amhole are too far forward instead of being down where they're supposed to be but its just fucked. Looks like his amhole preys on small animals.
Lemmiwinks better watch out.
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It looks like something the alien from Spaceballs would crawl out of singing "Hello My Baby."
 
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