Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I love how Ralph was slurping on rekietas' nuts on twitter and in stream chat and then rekieta randomly mentions how ralph was caught jerking off to soph.

Not once, but 3 times.

 

[dustnight]

Nonsense, Nick and his wife are both faithful Chtistians. But seriously, most people seem to forget that, when the swinging alligations were first brought up, Nick said that it was his wifes idea and she wanted to swing. She is disgusting, just as Nick is. Some people act like she deserves better or she is less of degerate than Nick, when that is simply not true.

Nick must consider anyone that has a fiathful marriage, and that dosnt fuck their friend or his wife Incels.

It was Nick's words via Text Message to Faran Balanced (whom many suspect he was trying to rope into swinging) that this comes from. We have not seen the physical messages and Nick is the very definition of an unreliable narrator.

Make of this what you will.

 

[Stupor Mario]

So what is she doing in the corner that’s making him glance over with dead fish eyes, is she just sitting in the corner staring daggers at him and seething because he’s spending her precious affair time doing his gay internet not law comedy show?

Most probably. "Niiiiickk, when the fuck are you going to be done with this bullshit?!" "You promised me you'd be done an hour ago." "I'm getting bored, I want to have fun." "Why are you still talking to these people when you could be paying attention to meeeee."

I think she's either too proud to leave because blowing the lid off of all of this could cause more problems than its worth. She really is taking the Hillary Clinton approach.

If it's true that she spends her time numbed out on drugs watching Star Trek or playing with Legos or whatever, she's probably retreated into her own bubble. Shut out the world, retreat within, get high, ignore your life falling apart, ignore your husband self-destructing, ignore all the problems around you, stay comfortably numb. A lot of people do that, especially if their problems have become so insane and insurmountable that they give up all hope of finding a solution.

She's in bad place where she would have to radically change her entire life, break away from Nick, initiate separation and divorce proceedings, find a way to sustain herself and her kids, etc. to make things better. And based on what people have posted on here, it sounds like she's utterly dependent on Nick financially and emotionally. I think it's easier for her to give up than to do anything.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

Nick's meltdown has produced wonderful harvest. I've watched the latest steel toe (god rest my soul) morning show, kino casino, mati comedy special, trashcast and bearded dragon. Anything else I missed?

we might need a balldo cinematic universe watch guide after this shit is done and dusted.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Peak moidery, jesus christ. What is it with scrotes and the impulse of tricking their gfs into acts they wouldn't otherwise agree to? That's so demaning and humiliating, I'm trying hard not to alog.

"Why nobody here is thinking about the personal dignity of the serial homewrecker?"

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If it's true that she spends her time numbed out on drugs watching Star Trek or playing with Legos or whatever, she's probably retreated into her own bubble. Shut out the world, retreat within, get high, ignore your life falling apart, ignore your husband self-destructing, ignore all the problems around you, stay comfortably numb. A lot of people do that, especially if their problems have become so insane and insurmountable that they give up all hope of finding a solution.

I lived in Utah for a while, and let me tell you I've seen many a Mormon wife do this. Pills and plastic surgery while their good mormon husband is gooning and lusting after other women because he's tired of the woman he married at 18 because 'the church' told him to.

 

[TexOffender]

Not sure if posted (thread is fast now) but the dragon's treasure tea dude is getting in on Nicks downward spiral.

 

[Niggernerd]

Dick: You people want nick to get help for the sake of his family? What the fuck is wrong with you moral fags?!?

With friends like pedophile dick who needs enemies

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m still very torn on Kayla. If Aaron is confirming (like a lot of us think) that Kayla is a willing participant then she’s a bad mom, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s along for the ride. I feel like Aaron is a partially reliable source of info and he’d probably be able to put to rest if Kayla is a catatonic pillhead.

The craziest thing I could think of happening is her divorcing Nick, but Nick knowing just enough about estate law or emotionally blackmailing his parents into keeping a trickle of trust fund money and a house.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

He is a weak men who did fall for a siren, and now he is drowning.

Yeah, a Crystal Methany siren.

But seriously, most people seem to forget that, when the swinging alligations were first brought up, Nick said that it was his wifes idea and she wanted to swing.

Nick is an unreliable narrator. Why should we believe the Balldo on this one? Not saying it's not believable, because it is, but Balldo is the one who has been shoving his decrepit mug in front of the camera on stream for years. We "know" him far more than we know her. I'm still personally leaning towards the swinging being his idea.

 

[Captain Manning]

It was Nick's words via Text Message to Faran Balanced (whom many suspect he was trying to rope into swinging) that this comes from. We have not seen the physical messages and Nick is the very definition of an unreliable narrator.

It was Faran relating to another guy, in a separate conversation, what Nick allegedly told her that Kayla wants to do.

That is why I have been pretty consistent it's not very good evidence as to determing Kayla's motivations. Either Faran could be full of shit, or Nick could be full of shit.

I think somebody like Aaron could shed far better light on this if he was a first-hand party to certain overtures made by one or both Rekietas.

 

[Telvanni]

Nick's wife is a such a piece of shit. Imagine seeing your children live in a literal drug den with a crack whore and not immediately moving out. What a disgusting bitch.

There's is now a non zero chance due to all of this and future trauma that one or more of his kids will
1. Troon out
2.Be gay
3. Become a local serial killer

 

[footballteam]

Nick is an unreliable narrator. Why should we believe the Balldo on this one? Not saying it's not believable, because it is, but Balldo is the one who has been shoving his decrepit mug in front of the camera on stream for years. We "know" him far more than we know her. I'm still personally leaning towards the swinging being his idea.

I'm not on the "Kayla is an innocent bystander" train - but I can see where Rackets manipulated her into thinking it was "her idea" - especially if she is on xannies most of the time anyways.

I mean the guy manipulated us into thinking he was some kind of normal, conservative/libertarian, good dad for years.

 

[ChromaQuack]

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Oh, this reminds me, since Nicky is involved with comics gate maybe there needs to be a comic about him?

Behold! LAWFLAME, the cocaine powered superlawyer.




Coming to you via Kickstarter in 2050 or whenever the fuck I feel like doing more panels/find the original comic.

 

[Schpoots]

One baldo to rule them all, one baldo to find them, one baldo to bring them and in the darkness bind them.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Dick: You people want nick to get help for the sake of his family? What the fuck is wrong with you moral fags?!?

With friends like pedophile dick who needs enemies

I'm going to toss a theory out there (that's probably already been said by others lets be real).

If you remember a little while back, I cannot for the life of me remember the stream, but Dax said the following quote "Well you DO drink a lot...", and it was not in any way a funny or playful tone of voice, it was more in the tone of somebody trying to make a counterpoint. I'm sure somebody here remembers. That to me is him being sincere about something, so that, to me, indicates he definitely knows it's at the very least a concern to some degree.

That xeet that's getting spread now, he's not being sincere, and just wants to watch Nick's life get flushed down the toilet because it's funny.

Dax is certainly not is friend by any means, and I don't think he would call himself as such if hard pressed about it in a situation where it actually mattered (random commenters on Xitter don't matter enough to warrant a sincere or honest answer). He knows he drinks more than what may be normally expected, given his remark on that one stream I really wish I had the clip of, He's not trying to defend Nick's performance here, he just doesn't want to see his favorite TV comedy cancelled.

That all said, Nick probably does think they're friends though, and that part at least is his fault for having the absolute shittiest judgement of character.

Coming to you via Kickstarter in 2050 or whenever the fuck I feel like doing more panels/find the original comic.

I look forward to your comic line, but be careful - you may soon get the PROFESSIONALS spending 5 hours a day making videos about you, and looking for dead relatives with graves to desecrate, because that's how PROS do things.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

There's is now a non zero chance due to all of this and future trauma that one or more of his kids will
1. Troon out
2.Be gay
3. Become a local serial killer

They'll possibly be as fucked as Nick is. The only difference is they'll try and make their name grifting Breadtubers on being the non-binary troon offspring of alt-right sexist hate lawyer Nick Rekieta, and they'll have the same downfall since of course THEY can responsibly drink and do drugs because they know not to be like their awful father.

 

[keke]

Make of this what you will.
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Hope this gets highlighted even though the board is moving fast because genuinely damning. “She doesn’t like me very much“ “I don’t need to” then April moves on with the Rekietas and divorces Aaron. Actually great insight on Kayla

 

[Bukke Bruse]

where can I see the full kino?

Here; https://kick.com/video/0e2a7e51-1993-4686-a1d0-ec5b74c16f93
But it's like a full work day long stream just roasting Rekieta, I only knew where to clip because someone in the thread said it happened in the last 15 mins of their stream.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Hope this gets highlighted even though the board is moving fast because genuinely damning. “She doesn’t like me very much“ “I don’t need to” then April moves on with the Rekietas and divorces Aaron. Actually great insight on Kayla

So she's a locust.