Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

What if it’s meth, plus whatever else? He’s alluded to abusing prescription uppers like adderall, that seems like short hop to ordering meth off the dark web. Meth and (usually gay) sex are a combo.

It's true. I've known straight people who would take amphetamines and get involved in compulsive freaky sex as well.

April might suck Nick's dick for cock, but Nick sucks cock for Dick.

April might suck Nick's dick for cock but Nick sucks Dick's cock for coke.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

As a guy who's seen both IRL alcoholics and people who can drink without imploding, even years ago it was worrying. I'm not at all shocked by where Nick has ended up, only that he's so retarded he's streaming it. Still, good content, looking forward to divorce rape arc where King Nigger Drexel is on every other day to rant about how all women are gold digging whores. I wonder what the corner demon will think about that.

I pointed it out years ago in his discord that I was concerned for his drinking. The "he only drinks when he streams!" defense was parroted. Even then it was several glasses of high proof high dollar liquor five nights a week. Then the trial streams started and it was days & nights a week.


Edit: I wondered where Himedall is, she's missing all of this.

 

[keke]

So she's a locust.

Can you elaborate? Don’t get it

 

[Bepis]

The other thing to consider is that steel balldo whore is definitely still young enough to get pregnant and balldo has a notorious distaste of condoms. I for one am looking forward to the coke whore having balldos baby arc

This is honestly my only worry as an onlooker. I can't help but feel it will end with someone dead if it gets that far. Either Nick/Kayla decides they don't want to split the family fortune with a junkie serial homewrecker and her hellspawn, April decides Kayla is in the way, or hell maybe one of the older kids resents her contributions to ruining their home life. I hope Nick's remaining brain cell can stop him knocking her up but

 

[Associate Rick]

My problem with Nick isn't that he's an alcoholic sex weirdo who neglects his kids. My problem with Nick is that he mistakes himself for a comedian when he's actually a clown.

Hopefully this one will get released

Now if it were Porsalin doing it, I would say it has a shot at being good.

Would probably cause another breakdown after the fatrick one.

The only "Law Pope" he is now is the dead pope—Pope Formosus—that was dug up, had his cadaver put on trial, and was thrown into the Tiber River.

...and he still was much better defendant than Rekieta

Guarantee he looked healthier too.

Meanwhile he’s snapping at his own kids for entering his stream room as he throws their life into turmoil.

Puts that incident in a different context if April is potentially sitting in the corner off her face on coke.

 

[Evilronald]

Alex Stein is jumping in on Nick now. He’s getting noticed by normies.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I hope Nick's remaining brain cell can stop him knocking her up but

The other last hope is the crippling erectile dysfunction.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Can you elaborate? Don’t get it

Locusts swarm and destroy crops. Then they move on.

 

[Evilronald]

The other last hope is the crippling erectile dysfunction.

The balldo bastard baby seems pretty inevitable. Would be quite the catalyst to dissolve Nick’s marriage and end up with steel toe slut.

 

[RotPockets]

She is the new live-in nanny/drug connect. With his American Beauty obsession, permanent beer-goggles coke addiction and her prepubescent body. She is going to be “working with Nick” during the show under the table, literally.

Keeping it up all night with “Whiskey Dick & the FagHag” on WBAC 0.40 FM *drinking SFX* *snorting SFX * *monkey screeching* *sex moan* *car crash* Twin Cities home for Babbling Broken Boomers.

So did I predict the future or merely plant the seed for his most recent debauchery? I seriously hope this comment didn’t turn him on and motivate this voyeuristic degeneracy.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I pointed it out years ago in his discord that I was concerned for his drinking. The "he only drinks when he streams!" defense was parroted. Even then it was several glasses of high proof high dollar liquor five nights a week. Then the trial streams started and it was days & nights a week.

For the argument and practice of "only doing Y vice when X" to work is that you don't do X that often. Most people will drink when it's a social gathering and/or other people are drinking. If both need to be true, then that situation doesn't happen that often. What Rekieta does is Y(drink) every time he X(streams). Since his career is as a streamer, and not a lawyer, it would be the equivalent of saying that you drink every day as if it were a job to you. How could these people not get that through their skulls is genuinely baffling to me.
Plus, I think that Nick admitted to drinking off-stream as well. So that further makes the argument invalid.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It was Faran relating to another guy, in a separate conversation, what Nick allegedly told her that Kayla wants to do.

I thought she also mentioned it in her drunken ramble stream for several hours shitting on folks to before she thought she could delete it of the face of the net.

I've got an important question for this video. Load or no load?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Alex Stein is jumping in on Nick now. He’s getting noticed by normies.

It's amazing how months of booze and coke and other drug fueled rants didn't get shit from anyone not in the Sektur. But the man possibly chocking the chicken get's everyone's almonds activated like a dinner bell. If I didn't know any better I would say all these fags are grifters.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Does anyone know when exactly the long bathroom breaks starts? I wonder if it lines up to April’s entrance into the Rekieta House.

If those bathroom breaks are really him railing lines with April, it’s even more fucked up that his excuse was that he was checking on Kayla.

I want to feel bad for this guy but he makes it ungodly difficult to

 

[Captain Manning]

Hope this gets highlighted even though the board is moving fast because genuinely damning. “She doesn’t like me very much“ “I don’t need to” then April moves on with the Rekietas and divorces Aaron. Actually great insight on Kayla

Aaron is apparently initiating the divorce. Not April.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The other last hope is the crippling erectile dysfunction.

Well there's Ralph.

 

[Demon Lord Gamo]

I thought she also mentioned it in her drunken ramble stream for several hours shitting on folks to before she thought she could delete it of the face of the net.

I've got an important question for this video. Load or no load?

Now wait a minute NICKY NO!!

NOOOOOO!

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

The balldo bastard baby seems pretty inevitable. Would be quite the catalyst to dissolve Nick’s marriage and end up with steel toe slut.

The only way we can redeem this time line, is if Ethan Ralph's hog spawn, Xander, fights the bastard child of Rekieta and April. I believe such an event would spell the beginning of the end times.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Alex Stein is jumping in on Nick now. He’s getting noticed by normies.

He dunked on Nick once already once with PPP and Cokesky.

Now wait a minute NICKY NO!!

NOOOOOO!

Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time!
Word to the wise, either keep your jackoff material off the same PC you stream of and in another room, or if you're too poor (lazy), reboot your damn PC (and keep the streaming program from autorun) before wanking it like a South Park episode.

 

[daffodils]

Does anyone know when exactly the long bathroom breaks starts?

Early January.

He dunked on Nick once already once with PPP and Cokesky.

And he brought up Hedonism in December 2022: