Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Seafarer]

Alex Stein is jumping in on Nick now. He’s getting noticed by normies.

Someone remind me who Alex Stein is again? The name sounds familiar.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Aaron is going to eventually spill the beans. The guy is a bit of a pathetic sort but even now you can see the resentment accumulate day after day in the clips posted in this thread.

One day Nick will get wasted and cross the line talking about Aaron, activating mutually assured destruction.

 

[Telemeter]

I thought he shouldn't have won the lolcow of the year for 23. I still think that. However, mostly because I think this is gonna be his year (and maybe the last year he'll be eligible, the way things are going)

Lolcow of 2023 rightfully belonged to Ethan Ralph. The entire marriage saga from Vegas to runaway wife took place in 2023, Ralph vs Cozy, Ralph vs Null dick measurement contest, the ongoing legal saga for the right to neglect Xander, about 60 different back to back pill streams, etc.

All Rekieta did was being drunk and talk too much a about the balldo.

2024 is definitely the year of Rackets, though.

 

[Guntkvd]

Someone remind me who Alex Stein is again? The name sounds familiar.

He was at Ralph's bowling event. That's pretty much it.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I wonder how his ex wife feels about April

But... do you think April monkey branch to him and basically did a lower level of what is going on at Rekieta's? The fact he seems worried for the kids, already shows me he's a better person.
I wonder how his ex wife feels about April

the ex wife def didn't like april since she apparently threatened legal action if she was driving the kids around

I think april its less about monkey branching but being a degenerate druggie homewrecker, probably some sort of cluster B (maybe a typical BPD demon?) thing going on.

Let he who has not been taken for a run by a BPD succubus cast the first stone lol.

Personally, I think Aaron is too boring of a lolcow to want to see him spiral. His funniest moments always came from his association to Nick, so if he turns a 180 and drags his name through the mud for "da redemption arc," I would be more than happy.

Yeah this actually kinda keys into something which is that Aaron is maybe a little scummy and maybe a little weird but he otherwise just seems like a normal blue collar kinda dude not anywhere close to a lolcow. Frankly he's clearly not vindictive or short sighted enough to be a lolcow considering he's seemingly trying to leave this whole situation with just the few crumbs he layed (which he only did do cause nick was hassling him)

His seemingly "pull up" moment we may be seeing now I think is what 99 percent of normal people would do after taking a stumble with drugs and weird sex stuff the way he did. Seems like the kinda guy you could run into at your local tavern. I think if he just finds a way to excise himself from this sector of the internet we'll probably never hear from him again since he's just so normal other than his short stint with the rekeitas.

 

[footballteam]

What happened to coomalot? Is he still Nick's ballwasher?

There can only be one coomer to rule them all.

Once Nick surpassed coomalot in cooming, he threw him out like he does with his jizzrags.

 

[4090 Chad]

Is nick at the point of no return? What would be a couple of things that could redeem him? It's hilarious to see how he turned out to be but we can't forget this is a dude with 5 kids with the youngest being 6.

With god anything is possible brother

He obviously needs to seek rehab, repent and get right with god and his family, apologize to his fans for the way he has behaved and acknowledge the problems he’s been facing, and then get back to making content and providing for said family without the booze.

I’m not holding my breath for any of this to happen.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Someone remind me who Alex Stein is again? The name sounds familiar.

He's that guy that confronted AOC and called her a big booty latina.

 

[Guntkvd]

Lolcow of 2023 rightfully belonged to Ethan Ralph. The entire marriage saga from Vegas to runaway wife took place in 2023, Ralph vs Cozy, Ralph vs Null dick measurement contest, about 60 different back to back pill streams, etc.

All Rekieta did was being drunk and talk too much a about the balldo.

2024 is definitely the year of Rackets, though.

Ralph was sober and boring most of the year.

 

[Seafarer]

He was at Ralph's bowling event. That's pretty much it.

It’s not that, I recognize the name from MATI, it might’ve been from him making fun of Rekieta before.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

What happened to coomalot? Is he still Nick's ballwasher?

the last update we had is coomalot crying that he likely won't be showing up to nick's streams anymore and nick seemingly ghosted him. No reason specified.

edit: to add context, he previously brought up nick's ghoul transformation to one of his female guests and might've triggered a shower call.

 

[Sharpeteer]

We've heard from Null, PPP, Warski, Dragon's Treasure, Aaron Imholte, Nick Stein and many more I'm forgetting but the one person I want to hear from is CGoody. What does CGOODY think about that stream? I want to hear just how far he's willing to go to noseguard.

Well he is the official ambient lighting and camera after-effects expert around here.

Okay that joke aside, he will probably say nothing for a while, but eventually somebody will try and get a reply out of him about this, and he'll just say something about how we don't actually care and want to see him miserable.

While he may be right about not caring about his well-being at this point, that's all he's right about. Everything else is just disingenuous bullshit, and he needs to hurry it along with getting out of the denial stage.

 

[Guntkvd]

It’s not that, I recognize the name from MATI, it might’ve been from him making fun of Rekieta before.

He had a spat with Destiny recently at some talking event. It was on MATI.

 

[Father Balldo]

So no stream tonight?

Nick said he's taking a couple days off to recover from stress, so no. However, there might be a Locals stream because he's promised his paying members fourteen streams in the month of May.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The entire marriage saga from Vegas to runaway wife took place in 2023

If that had all gone down in October-December he probably would have won, problem was he front loaded the year.

 

[CarlosDanger]

If the wife is as drugged up and drunk as Rekieta, who knows. There are so many easy "coping" mechanisms in this house. May explain why the kids asked Steel Toe for food.

This is a good point. The fact some person the kids probably barely know has to get them spaghetti o's to eat says a lot. Says to me Nick, April, and Kayla are completely fucked up out of their minds most days and kids are basically being left to fend for themselves which is insanely sad.

 

[Curly_]

Maybe Nick will lean into it (because thats always the right thing to do on the internet according to balldoman social media expert) and have April as his co-host from now on. They'll both drink toasts to his audiences dead cats and miscarriages while covering 3 week old articles and burning bridges.

Is this how Magi-chan becomes a real boy?

 

[Bepis]

My assumption is that April has no long term prospects, this is her shot to get some financial security for at least a portion of her life - she will try to get knocked up by Nick just to have access to some of that trust fund money for the next 18 years.

Exactly yeah. She's a homewrecker who seems to thirst for "fame", I could 100% see her getting pregnant to avoid going back to a regular job.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Goddamn man, this thread moves faster than cocaine through Nicks bloodstream!

I would say that it moves even faster! More like his hand or April's head fueled by cocaine below his desk!

 

[waffle]

https://youtu.be/O0Ohk1no-Yw?si=Y_hVqFH37M9xhgvl

The dragon's treasure, the anime tea guy, has now cast his lot against Nick.

Apparently he also had an anime youtube channel, who knew?