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KiwiFarms Dating Thread
- Thread starter Saddam Hussain Obama
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"I have literally no standards please talk to me haha"nobody has played my bingo
Best case: male incel
Worst case: "female" glownigger
You gotta make them feel special!
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You should try it out on Tinder and tell us if it gets more traction.
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I have to ask, there are women in this thread?
Peter Simpson
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Right here, darling.
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Hi sweetie, we are two now
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It's easy to spot the women from their bingo cards. They have 1-3 spaces reserved for "would be nice if you showered once or twice a month" and "please don't stink like death all the time" or "I'd like it if you own a toothbrush".
FUCK YOUR BINGO I'M NOT TAKING A SHOWER
FUCK YOUR BINGO I'M NOT TAKING A SHOWER
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@Mankirk segregated the original bingo cards by gender.
3deadniggers
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I wonder if the people who say modern women are so awful are looking for women in the wrong places. A woman on tinder is always going to be a whore. She's using the attention seeking for sex app. What else would you expect?
Standardized Profile
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There are a few. I DMed one a few times, then I sent her a picture of my cock but it was a webp and she complained that I didn't thumbnail it. After that, the conversation kind of fizzled out.
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Yall need some Jesus before yall need some booty.
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Ewwww gross. Girls have cooties.
evilsponge
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Alright ladies, I’ll just list me standards here instead of making a bingo card. My ideal woman is:
- Of age
- Alive
- Cisgendered
- Non-related
- Consenting
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Don't send pictures of your cock, even in jpg.
Ewww girls, disgusting
3deadniggers
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Long distance relationships are a form of slow torture and any one thinking of having one should be aware of this. If one of you isn't willing to move within 18 months you shouldn't be chasing someone living any distance from you.
It starts out great with lots of phone sex, probably nude pictures and all the highs of getting a new woman but once that fades it becomes a form of abuse. You spend the weekend together then have to wake up in a bed alone again. You cook basic meals because there's no reason to make anything special and no one else is putting the effort in to give you a special meal either. Sex is a want, not a need (thanks Jobama!} but going from having intimacy on command where it's as simple as leaning into someone and going back to jerking off becomes soul crushing the more times you do it. Small issues start to creep in and eventually your love will turn to hate because you're forced to watch others with their partner with them making relationship progress while you're trying to navigate getting a weekend together more than once a month and there is always something blocking it. Eventually "Hey I saw this cool thing so I sent you a photo" becomes "Hey, remember how you aren't living the same life as me?" You start to look at the grey hair creeping in and realize you didn't look this old when this started and you're starting to enter the phase of life where you need to be settled in and comfortable because the body is showing signs of wear. Depression sets in, your comfort is the same person who's tormenting you and you can't stand to do anything over the phone or send nice emails. All you have is a burning need for change and to make some progress in the one thing that truly matters. Having a family around you and sharing love with your partner and your eventual kids. Kids she maybe getting too old to have and you're too old to be a proper father to, if you wait much longer.
That week you spent together on holiday becomes a sore spot rubbing salt in the wound. You could have a woman like that, you could have delicious meals made, lots of laughter, quiet cuddles on the sofa and cheeky quickies before you rush out the door to experience something together. But you don't, you don't have any of those things. You get a small glimpse of what life you could have if you could tell this woman to fuck off, listen to the burning resentment consuming your soul and turn your heart to stone just long enough to break the bond. But it's very hard for the starving man to give up his scraps hoping he can find a feast further down the road. Depression sets in even worse, stability vanishes and every interaction becomes "Why aren't you here?", which makes you realize if things have deteriorated to that point then neither of you should be moving closer to the other because the relationship isn't healthy any more. Communication breaks down and nothing you can do will get through to the other person, it's a stone wall of no progress and only a legacy bond from before things went to shit remains. One of you may try a hail Mary attempt to reforge a bond but once it's done it will be broken again within days, if not hours because the bitterness is so overwhelming and the core of the relationship is still the distance that's creating the problems to begin with.
Hopefully this can be a learning experience for some of you guys. Don't get involved in women who live more than an hour from you. There's always more options and you can find someone who won't make you suffer every morning you wake up and realize you're still getting punished for caring about them.
It starts out great with lots of phone sex, probably nude pictures and all the highs of getting a new woman but once that fades it becomes a form of abuse. You spend the weekend together then have to wake up in a bed alone again. You cook basic meals because there's no reason to make anything special and no one else is putting the effort in to give you a special meal either. Sex is a want, not a need (thanks Jobama!} but going from having intimacy on command where it's as simple as leaning into someone and going back to jerking off becomes soul crushing the more times you do it. Small issues start to creep in and eventually your love will turn to hate because you're forced to watch others with their partner with them making relationship progress while you're trying to navigate getting a weekend together more than once a month and there is always something blocking it. Eventually "Hey I saw this cool thing so I sent you a photo" becomes "Hey, remember how you aren't living the same life as me?" You start to look at the grey hair creeping in and realize you didn't look this old when this started and you're starting to enter the phase of life where you need to be settled in and comfortable because the body is showing signs of wear. Depression sets in, your comfort is the same person who's tormenting you and you can't stand to do anything over the phone or send nice emails. All you have is a burning need for change and to make some progress in the one thing that truly matters. Having a family around you and sharing love with your partner and your eventual kids. Kids she maybe getting too old to have and you're too old to be a proper father to, if you wait much longer.
That week you spent together on holiday becomes a sore spot rubbing salt in the wound. You could have a woman like that, you could have delicious meals made, lots of laughter, quiet cuddles on the sofa and cheeky quickies before you rush out the door to experience something together. But you don't, you don't have any of those things. You get a small glimpse of what life you could have if you could tell this woman to fuck off, listen to the burning resentment consuming your soul and turn your heart to stone just long enough to break the bond. But it's very hard for the starving man to give up his scraps hoping he can find a feast further down the road. Depression sets in even worse, stability vanishes and every interaction becomes "Why aren't you here?", which makes you realize if things have deteriorated to that point then neither of you should be moving closer to the other because the relationship isn't healthy any more. Communication breaks down and nothing you can do will get through to the other person, it's a stone wall of no progress and only a legacy bond from before things went to shit remains. One of you may try a hail Mary attempt to reforge a bond but once it's done it will be broken again within days, if not hours because the bitterness is so overwhelming and the core of the relationship is still the distance that's creating the problems to begin with.
Hopefully this can be a learning experience for some of you guys. Don't get involved in women who live more than an hour from you. There's always more options and you can find someone who won't make you suffer every morning you wake up and realize you're still getting punished for caring about them.
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I have known three people who got in LDRs, in all cases it was American x European.
One of the pairs dated for 3-4 years and they just broke up because the stress of an LDR was too much to bear and neither one wanted to leave their home country for good, they did meet up in each other's respective country a few times.
One of the pairs actually did get married and live together to this day but that was only possible because one of them was a NEET anyway (at least that's my outside interpretation of it and I have not heard anything to the contrary).
One of the pairs were temporarily no longer LDR when the girl went to study in America. Then, her parents in Germany both fucking died in a terrible accident and she had to go back home to deal with it, which led to the guy who had gotten attached to her trying to guilt trip her into staying in America by doing CWC impressions.
This screencap is someone unrelated to the couple copy-pasting a long-deleted comment on the girl's steam page by the obsessed guy trying the guilt trip. It didn't work and she left for Germany never to return.
