Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just to clarify something, April has mentioned on-air before that she can't have any kids because she had an ovarian tumor (or something like that) when she was younger. So crack babies are unlikely

Lmao. This is a common claim made by mistresses and side chicks.

I’d guess she had ovarian cysts, which is very common, not tumors. Women with ovarian cancer in their 20’s is a life and death Dx, she’d have a “cancer journey” story if that was the case. Women also have two ovaries. One functions just fine if other is removed. I’ve also heard many stories of women claiming “I can’t get pregnant” (almost always to men they know don’t want kids) and then they magically end up pregnant. Unless she’s had a hysterectomy or fallopian tubes severed, she would have no way to know if she’s fertile or not.

Any OBGYN will tell you the only real test of female fertility is attempting to get pregnant, for two years, and succeeding or failing.

Nicky hasn't talked about a Nanny for a long time. It's been believed that she quit do to Nicky being in the state that he is. One thing that Aaron said that makes me wonder is Nicky trying to get Aaron to sign an NDA. If we believe what Aaron said is true(weird thing to make up), then it's also easy to infer that Nicky made the Nanny sign an NDA as well.

Nanny = April. Husbands sleeping with the younger nanny is an age old phenomenon. April being a fuck toy, then a nanny, is just an unusual reversal of the events.

There has been so many interesting implications from him, if he doesn’t go into details I’ll be pissed. Like wtf did his kids see that made them hate the Rekietas and beg not to go back?

I’d bet an emotional breakdown or fight between the adults. Seeing their dad so upset about something they told him they never want to go back because it upset dad (and their mom must have already been livid anyway). If Dad was suddenly upset or angry with the Reiketas, his kids would follow in solidarity even if it was a lie and they would actually like to go back. But a blow out between adults, and/or crying, can definitely spook kids bad. I figure Aaron’s kids would like less drama in their life and got their fill when dad left mom for April.

Otherwise I’m sure the Reiketa’s have a rich kid paradise for their kids to ensure they stay out of their parents hair as much as possible. Most kids love going to big houses with lots of toys and other kids running around, Aaron’s kids would be no exception.

 

[Pagan Min]

3805 friggin' pages! Oof! What a wild ride so far, and there are no signs of it stopping any time soon... C'mon, Balldo-boy, dance for us you fuckin' retarded monkey! LOL

 

[Pomniman]

This year's corn harvest came n bourbon form.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

these are post-race post-jokes

That's a lot of words for "Nick is a racist crackhead who rambles to himself because he thinks he's le epic funny channer". It's about the same kind of random-access humour you'd find the average gas station hobo spouting. Because that's who Nick currently is.

 

[Burn It All Down]

That's a lot of words for "Nick is a racist crackhead who rambles to himself because he thinks he's le epic funny channer". It's about the same kind of random-access humour you'd find the average gas station hobo spouting. Because that's who Nick currently is.

That is giving him way too much credit.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Man I remember when the Lolsuit happened and I showed up late so I had no clue what was going on. Nicks series on that was very informative and I watched him through the Vic shit. Last time I actually watched Rekieta was the Depp trial. The coverage was pretty good and I was constantly listening to it at work. I’ve been watching MATI for years now so I’ve seen Nicks slow progression down but it’s still crazy to see just how far he’s fallen. He deserves it though, acting like a complete retard when he has a family. What a faggot.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"Aaron, are you going to go on the Casino this weekend? Probably not."
This obnoxious faggot needs to shit or get off the pot already.
I thought it was all confirmed and set up already. What the fuck?

 

[SlavSquater]

With the recent events in mind, Balldo has to seriously look at himself in the mirror and reconsider what he is doing to himself, his family and his ceiling cats.

And the best way to do that is to start an Only Fans.

Think about it. Short videos for his exquisitely eloquent jokes. Balldo tutorials. Whiskey reviews and how to lick their bottles. He can further hone his "DSP impersonation" craft. He can do collaboration videos, with the corner deamon and, dare I say it, maybe even MANdy. INCEL PRUDES will be completely felted.

I can easily see Balldo going full "Suck dicks for cock" by the end of 2025.

I made a horrible prediction. It should be 2024. 2025 will be the Lowtax-esque streams.

 

[FedPostalService]

Has Nick killed his family then offed himself yet?

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

The other last hope is the crippling erectile dysfunction.

I'm sure April is on some God tier birth control, for the good of all.

Was listening to the Rekieta MATI & Null asked why Nick seems to look at the ceiling more after bathroom breaks. Bet Nick does it to stop his nose from dripping down his face. Can really hear the nasal stuff at the end of that stream.

It's because he's peaking at the ceiling cats

"I hope [Kayla] gets involved and talks to her husband. [Tell him] 'we've got money, we've got all that, you've got to get away for awhile!' ... She has it in her, and someone has to!"

Aaron is starting to divulge information on Kayla too! We're getting it all!

Kayla is probably buried in a mound of coke as well. If there's anyone in Rekieta's family that is concerned, its going to be family who don't live in the house with him.

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Wow 40+ pages in 16 hours.

 

[break these cuffs]

Watching Aaron's show this morning and he says April did not break up his first marriage, he got divorced years before he met her. He was a "naughty boy, but not with her". Thankfully this incorrect narrative got started somewhere or we would have been denied that multipage spergfest from this morning.

 

[Orc-Chud]

That's a lot of words for "Nick is a racist crackhead who rambles to himself because he thinks he's le epic funny channer". It's about the same kind of random-access humour you'd find the average gas station hobo spouting. Because that's who Nick currently is.

That actually sounds kino, based, and funny though. Nick is a bbc lover balldocuck just trying to be an edgy lolbert comedian like daddy dick masterson.

It’s time to start gatekeeping who we allow to be blessed with the racism title.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Amholte seems like a jilted lover I'm unsure what it is about him but he gives off the vibe of a snake, I honestly can't trust him, he just popped up one day and now he's beating on rackets who deserves it but amholte is no better than nick.
Also Dick & Vito are running cover all over Twitter & downplaying nicks demise is entertaining, calling out people for concern trolling they're poison and even if Dick wore the sonichu medallion he would still somehow be able to move his downfall onto someone else.

 

[HarrySachz]

"Aaron, are you going to go on the Casino this weekend? Probably not."
This obnoxious faggot needs to shit or get off the pot already.
I thought it was all confirmed and set up already. What the fuck?

To be fair, the casino guys are just the worst at doing interviews. Dad Jim needs to step up and help them. Jim has the passive ability to make people spill the beans without him even asking anything.

 

[daffodils]

Edit2: Aaron pretty well confirming that he and Kayla got too close and Balldo and April got jealous leading to some shower texts.

He's also strongly suggesting that "somebody else's wife" isn't happy with her situation. Even addresses her directly: "I just want to look into the camera and say... Love you, baby, miss you... hang in there, cause you're better than this... and you can get past this... you just have to have the strength to do it! I know you want to. I love you, I miss you, and I really hope that you get the life you're looking for some day."

 

[Nate Dingus]

Yes, but while I thought the Colorado thing was beyond stupid and the longest of long shots imaginable in this case, I still think Randazza is possibly doing the best job he can with the worst case possible.

Of course, I do know that a lawyer’s legal ability isn’t necessarily dictated by their win/loss ratio, the types of cases they’ve done, or even their law school. So who’s to say he’s really all that much better than a cheaper but less famous lawyer

There's a good chance that Nick came up with this stupid approach himself, and is now blaming his lawyer when it blows up in his face. He already dodged responsibility from the Vic Mignogna fallout.

At the end of the day, Randazza can't force his client to do stop self-sabotaging. And Nick is the sort of nightmare client who would have enough legal knowledge to think he knows better than the person he's paying.

During his drunken rambling, he said the judge in his case is wrong and retarded and sucks as a judge because she's a woman. Even if all of that was true, you're not going to gain anything by telling her this.

 

[Orc-Chud]

He's also strongly suggesting that "somebody else's wife" isn't happy with her situation. Even addresses her directly: "I just want to look into the camera and say... Love you, baby, miss you... hang in there, cause you're better than this... and you can get past this... you just have to have the strength to do it! I know you want to. I love you, I miss you, and I really hope that you get the life you're looking for some day."

he’s such a fucking faggot loser with his sneakdissing and subtweeting. I hope Nick cucked this absolute fucking FAGGOT. Either fucking say what happened or shut the fuck up you chud faced divorced balding bitch

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I’ve seen plenty of speed freaks who can sit for hours and click shit.

This is absolutely true. I once caught some methed out zoomzoom on security camera in front of my business doing some gay little tiktok dance for four hours straight.

Hardcore uppers are a hell of a drug.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think a crossover would be great.
Rekita could bring sexual degeneracy to the table and BossMan could teach Rekita about the benefits of smoking crack and gambling. You are never more than a few coinflips away from being a millionaire. What are you waiting for?

That would be amazing. Like some buddy cop movie shit.

Enjoy.

It's better with Nick being tortured by ceiling cats.

 

[Harm]

Finally caught up on the thread; I love waking up to good news!

There are mistakes you can repent for, change and be forgiven for.

Abandoning your life partner and young children chasing meth-pussy is not one of those.

This was pages back, and while I can empathize with this thinking, it's also part of the reason people in Aaron's position usually don't try to seek repentance. They're drowned in the messaging that they've already gone too far, and therefore they reason that there's only one direction left for them to go. That direction brings even more suffering onto those around them than they've already caused.

It's a monumental task that would takes years of steadfast effort, or even decades worth. Aaron will probably not do the work necessary to undo the harm he's caused that family. That said, it's not impossible and if he did endeavor to make it right then he should be encouraged to follow that path.

Again, it almost definitely won't happen, but I'd be rooting for him if he ever does tried with his heart of hearts to do the right thing.

he’s such a fucking faggot loser with his sneakdissing and subtweeting. I hope Nick cucked this absolute fucking FAGGOT. Either fucking say what happened or shut the fuck up you chud faced divorced balding bitch

I prefer this slow dripfeed of tantalizing details, if only because it causes Nick long-term pain of wondering what embarrassing details will come next.