Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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A good friend of mine is half Irish and has literally no lips and an oblong shaped head.
He looks like Bert from Sesame Street. :story:
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Standard. Look at the various bog cows on the site and you'll see a pattern. Also weirdly spaced swivelling eyes looking in different directions (eg Sidhbh Gallagher, Kelly Ronahan, Graeme Kelly) like chameleons' eyes, which probably evolved to help them spot Britbongs and their AA sponsors trying to round them up. I'm part bog nog myself so I can confirm we all have a look to us.
 
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Found this picture on another thread.
Dyldo is aging like milk.
This dude isn't even 30 yet.
Lets take a look at the woman he repeatedly tries to skinwalk
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They look like twins, huh?
 
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Procrastinhater said:
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Found this picture on another thread.
Dyldo is aging like milk.
This dude isn't even 30 yet.
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That picture is a year old, too. It was taken at his Day 365 celebration at the Rainbow Room. I think showing the full image without the cropping really allows you to see it in all of its repugnant glory.
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Also found this one from the same time…
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Grotesque, reptilian motherfucker.
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I checked out that Cameo site. Whoever came up with that was a true modern capitalist genius and deserves every penny they get from it. Win wins all around, for buyers and sellers alike.

Looks like Dylan has been making personalized vids since 2022. There are 23 happy customer reviews. Who knows what he charged initially, but his custom vids are $350 a pop now.
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
I checked out that Cameo site. Whoever came up with that was a true modern capitalist genius and deserves every penny they get from it. Win wins all around, for buyers and sellers alike.

Looks like Dylan has been making personalized vids since 2022. There are 23 happy customer reviews. Who knows what he charged initially, but his custom vids are $350 a pop now.
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I know a guy who got offered to invest in it early days of starting. He declined lol.
 
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Pig Cups said:
That picture is a year old, too. It was taken at his Day 365 celebration at the Rainbow Room. I think showing the full image without the cropping really allows you to see it in all of its repugnant glory.
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Also found this one from the same time…
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Grotesque, reptilian motherfucker.
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Christ its that jaw.
He really does look like he can unhinge it like a fucking snake and just swallow small animals whole.
He's fucking horrifying.
If I was still a kid he's the exact fucking thing that would give me nightmares.
Its the thought of shit like him that would make me terrified to go down into our basement at night. It was a big old house and the basement was huge, the whole floor plan of the house, with seperate rooms down there and it was just lit with single bulbs and some rooms had no light because my Mom only used one for a laundry room, and the rest was just old boxes and junk and cobwebs.
I used to be terrified something was in there.
In my head it looked like Dylans huge mouth.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Christ its that jaw.
He really does look like he can unhinge it like a fucking snake and just swallow small animal whole.
He's fucking horrifying.
If I was still a kid he's the exact fucking thing that would give me nightmares.
Its the thought of shit like him that would make me terrified to go down into our basement at night. It was a big old house and the basement was huge, the whole floor plan of the house, with seperate rooms down there and it was just lit with single bulbs and some rooms had no light because my Mom only used one for a laundry room, and the rest was just old boxes and junk and cobwebs.
I used to be terrified something was in there.
In my head it looked like Dylans huge mouth.
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It's like all those crappy horror films in the 2010s where the trailer has someone suddenly roaring and stretching their mouth unnaturally wide and long. Or all the analog horror series that do the same thing but with a distorted loud noise and it's a still photo stretching because they can't be fucked animating it.
 
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Haram-Habibi said:
Well, looks like Dyldo has Cameos you can buy.....and a GOPer in North Dakota did that to troll his opponent. I'm too lazy to find out how much he charges for a Cameo,

(Also looks like Dyldo doesn't know a RINO from a rhino. Dead serious.)

Eh, $20 is $20, right??
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I do love a good Cameo troll, like when someone got Sander Jennings to say "don't forget to dilate, Janny!" by making up an elaborate story about their friend Janice who'd just had SRS and had an executive function disorder. Using a Cameo as a grenade is certainly new, though.
Dylan himself hasn't posted anything on TikTok in about 20 days (and hasn't posted on instagram since April), since his last post was on the 4th -

"Netflix Is A Joke" is the comedy arm of Netflix, and "Netflix Is A Joke Fest" took place in LA at the start of May - it's a bit like Edinburgh Fringe in the sense that it was 300 shows across 35 venues. Dylan describes this as roasting himself while wearing a "revenge dress".
I struggled to find anything online about this, and was surprised he'd packed out a theatre. But it turns out he'd been thrown a pity ten minute set as a warm up for a different comedian. There's no reporting on this whatsoever that I could see, which suggests he probably bombed.
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AssignedEva said:
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I do love a good Cameo troll, like when someone got Sander Jennings to say "don't forget to dilate, Janny!" by making up an elaborate story about their friend Janice who'd just had SRS and had an executive function disorder. Using a Cameo as a grenade is certainly new, though.
Dylan himself hasn't posted anything on TikTok in about 20 days (and hasn't posted on instagram since April), since his last post was on the 4th -
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"Netflix Is A Joke" is the comedy arm of Netflix, and "Netflix Is A Joke Fest" took place in LA at the start of May - it's a bit like Edinburgh Fringe in the sense that it was 300 shows across 35 venues. Dylan describes this as roasting himself while wearing a "revenge dress".
I struggled to find anything online about this, and was surprised he'd packed out a theatre. But it turns out he'd been thrown a pity ten minute set as a warm up for a different comedian. There's no reporting on this whatsoever that I could see, which suggests he probably bombed.
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Definitely looking like his fifteen minutes are over.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Definitely looking like his fifteen minutes are over.
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Filled in some gaps.
Basically Netflix did a hecking transphobia a while back, and Hannah Gadsby (depressed genderqueer lesbian whose Netflix special Nanette was a critically well received, despite being a massive "fuck you" to her audience) was very unhappy with this. So Netflix agreed to tape a new special entitled "Gender Agenda" in October, where she got a showcase of trans/non-binary comedians.
Alok Vaid-Menon (the DarkMatter guy) was invited. He hadn't really been seen as a standup before - more a spoken word/performance art person and predominately did lectures, but I guess he saw an opportunity to change up his grift and so seized it with both hands. The special came out at the start of March, which marked Dylan's first foray into standup. Alok then got invited to headline Netflix is a Joke, and sure enough it turns out he got Dylan on there as his opener too!
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Alok's also doing Edinburgh Fringe this year, after the end of his European "comedy" tour. So I think it's pretty obvious that Alok, perpetual grifter, encouraged Dylan to ride his coat tails. "Activism and performance art are so over, but these rubes will pay good money for a transgender comedian! Go workshop some stuff while we're in Utah and I'll get you some opening slots with Netflix".
 
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