Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

he’s such a fucking faggot loser with his sneakdissing and subtweeting. I hope Nick cucked this absolute fucking FAGGOT. Either fucking say what happened or shut the fuck up you chud faced divorced balding bitch

Bit MATI but i agree

Either Aaron puts up or shuts the fuck up, nobody wants to listen to him hint at how this time he's totally spilling the beans on his cuckwife! It's such a Vickers predicament that out of whatever empathy I might conjure up from the depths of my little nigger heart I hope he doesn't fall into. Nobody should be as much of a pathetic loser as Vickers is.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Signal.

Holy crap I can't keep up with the this thread.

Could the court force rehab due to his behavior?

If it was criminal court, absoultely. In civil court the worst a judge can do is admonish him. In front of a jury. Oh, and fines.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I think that the thing that really surprises me from all this Balldoman arc, is that he managed to make me genuinely enjoy PPP. I now use "Whoa Buddy" in internal monologues.

 

[footballteam]

I had originally thought that Nick was the one telling April he was her soul mate (gag), but now it's Aaron and Kayla are soulmates (also gag)? I thought they were doing hate sex because Kayla didnt like Aaron. The streams are crossing or something.

Down on his luck former Radio DJ finds love with a ignored and desperate housewife in a small midwest town. Sprinkle in coke whores and trust funds and you have a great plot for a Hallmark movie.

 

[SargonF00t]

I think that the thing that really surprises me from all this Balldoman arc, is that he managed to make me genuinely enjoy PPP. I now use "Whoa Buddy" in internal monologues.

I keep saying in my head when train station employees tell me that I can't take my bicycle up an escalator and that I need to use the lift, "Don't try to be a hero, Buddy".

 

[Swole McPole]

Also, spends a portion of the stream stating he still wants to do the locals exclusive "Exploring Christianity" series.

I think he'd be better qualified (and a bigger audience of lascivious wine moms) if he decided to do a locals exclusive on 'Exploring Satanism.'

Episode One: Do what thou wilt shall be the WHOLE of Rekieta Law

 

[Heed Not]

I hate to break the news to you but men can't actually get abortions.

That's not what the A&N board had taught me.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bailey was an over-hyped grifter

I mostly agree with you. The qualification to this is he was known as a master of cross-examination before he started huffing his own farts. Although he still knew the moves in the Simpson trial, he was washed up before then.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Aaron's gradual release of details will maintain the thread's activity. His lack of impulse control suggests that we will eventually learn all the details. Moreover, our friend @Captain Manning is keen for this thread to surpass the Keffals thread in popularity. Currently, we are slightly ahead of the Keffals thread.

I'm with Captain Manning. I've been an avid follower of Rekieta since the start of Weeb Wars. It's not the ending for Weeb Wars that I asked for, or thought I'd get. But it IS an ending. So I'm all for this descent. The Road to Hell is Paved With Balldos.

The reality is, it's probably a black eye. Could be from Aaron. Could be from tripping and falling. He looks like he got socked though. Mascara is a much funnier observation though.

I'm kinda lost here. Is he implicating that he and Our Wife fell in love with each other, or is he telling the story of love between Our Wife and April, or April and Nick????? I'm really lost.
The way he tells, seems like he and Our Wife. But it doesn't make much sense at the moment. At least with the information I got from this debacle.

I honestly doubt it. But what a plot twist that would be. Aaron steals Our Wife from Rackets. Bonus would be that since he's just as much of a cuckold as Nick, we can still keep calling her Our Wife.

 

[Harm]

Dude, that Locals black eye is very concerning. It reminds me of April and Nick ostensibly having matching bruises on their faces. Either they're getting so intoxicated that they're smashing their heads into objects and bruising, or someone in that household has a violent streak that's being kept under wraps. Is it Kayla? One of the older children?

Dude needs someone to figuratively kick his ass, not literally. Sad shit.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Hopefully Imholte releases enough details for dedicated autists to comb through and extract the truth from, but otherwise I don’t trust him as deep as he took Rekieta’s balldo. He’s a thin skinned egotistical attention whore, same as Nick. I fear he’s going to milk this as long and slow as possible with as little actual info as he can get away with, unless Nick deals another big blow to his ego and sends him into a rage.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

watching Kino Casino and they bring up a good point, why hasn't anyone called CPS yet?

 

[DumbDude43]

Strongly disagree. Patty Hearst was kidnapped, locked in a closet, brutally, repeatedly raped and after months of that she did the bidding of the crazies that tortured her. He couldn’t Hearst off bank robbing charges after the living hell she endured? Pfft. Bailey lost cases that should have been won.

fuck no lmao
hearst became a trusted member of the SLA, she had access to firearms and cars, she is on camera carrying a gun while robbing a bank, and she was the getaway driver for another robbery during which a random civilian woman was murdered by her accomplices.
she had plenty of opportunities to not only escape, but also to kill her 'kidnappers' if she wanted to. but she didn't, instead she stayed with them and actively participated in their series of crimes and attempted terrorist attacks. bitch got off way too easy tbh.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Down on his luck former Radio DJ finds love with a ignored and desperate housewife in a small midwest town. Sprinkle in coke whores and trust funds and you have a great plot for a Hallmark movie.

Hallmark movies are usually sickly-sweet with no real conflicts or actual problems. This is more like a Lifetime movie plot.

 

[Truly Rural]

I'm kinda lost here. Is he implicating that he and Our Wife fell in love with each other

Look at my other clip on page 3812 for further explanation

 

[Heed Not]

watching Kino Casino and they bring up a good point, why hasn't anyone called CPS yet?

Violates the noninterference clause. The line is at sending AI generated pictures of fat dragons. I don't even think people called CPS on Ralph.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Signal.

Holy crap I can't keep up with the this thread.

Could the court force rehab due to his behavior?

In a civil trail? Maybe? In this case, probably not, simply because it's Quest asking for payment for damages to his reputation. It's not the state trying to punish or reform.

In a criminal trial, it can definitely be something that can be court mandated.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

watching Kino Casino and they bring up a good point, why hasn't anyone called CPS yet?

A more simple option is a welfare check with the police. CPS won't just take a call then drive over to the Rekieta residence.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

A more simple option is a welfare check with the police. CPS won't just take a call then drive over to the Rekieta residence.

The simplest option is to not be a nigger and not to touch the cow.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Violates the noninterference clause. The line is at sending AI generated pictures of fat dragons. I don't even think people called CPS on Ralph.

Yeah I thought about it before posting (if it goes against the interference clause then delete it and I won't do it again). But I feel like with Ralph, Harry and the others were always on his ass and when he flew to Mexico he became "untouchable" but who's gonna pump the breaks for rakets? I mean I won't call CPS but still. shit sucks


Again I'm asking in a general question not advocating cow-tipping (touching the cow)