Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

[JudgingYou]

Probably no thread about Cecily Kellog (of Philadelphia, PA) would be complete without at least a passing mention of the famous DIVAGATE episode of 2013. It goes something like this:

Cecily's feminine hygiene product of choice is a Diva Cup.

Cecily liked Diva Cups so much, they agreed to be her sponsor for the Mom 2.0 circle jerk...I mean...conference.

By "sponsor" Cecily means she agreed to shill for them. Thing is, unless you pay a conference for the privilege of sponsoring, it's against the rules to promote your product at a conference. It's called "suitcasing."

Cecily knows a thing or two about suitcasing:

Cecily is such an expert about suitcasing she wrote about it at Babble a year before the Mom 2.0 conference. I don't know how to do that spoiler thing yet so here's a link to the archive (original has miraculously disappeared).

http://archive.is/VB9Fh

ETA: Notice date - a year before DivaGate, Cecily claims to have been naive about suitcasing.

So less than a year after lecturing everyone about suitcasing and claiming she's a reformed suitcaser, our girl goes and suitcases again. Ethics, Schmethics. She even goes all social media with her shilling so there is no mistake.

She didn't even try and do it on the sly.

Moral of the story? Cecily was banned from Mom 2.0 and Diva Cup never sponsored her again because she's an idiot

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Probably no thread about Cecily Kellog (of Philadelphia, PA) would be complete without at least a passing mention of the famous DIVAGATE episode of 2013. It goes something like this:

Cecily's feminine hygiene product of choice is a Diva Cup.

Cecily liked Diva Cups so much, they agreed to be her sponsor for the Mom 2.0 circle jerk...I mean...conference.

By "sponsor" Cecily means she agreed to shill for them. Thing is, unless you pay a conference for the privilege of sponsoring, it's against the rules to promote your product at a conference. It's called "suitcasing."

Cecily knows a thing or two about suitcasing:

Cecily is such an expert about suitcasing she wrote about it at Babble a year before the Mom 2.0 conference. I don't know how to do that spoiler thing yet so here's a link to the archive (original has miraculously disappeared).

http://archive.is/VB9Fh

ETA: Notice date - a year before DivaGate, Cecily claims to have been naive about suitcasing.

So less than a year after lecturing everyone about suitcasing, our girl goes and suitcases. She even goes all social media with her shilling so there is no mistake.

She didn't even try and do it on the sly.

Moral of the story? Cecily was banned from Mom 2.0 and Diva Cup never sponsored her again because she's an idiot

If we're adding things to Cecily's thread for the sake of completeness, I'll further note that the DivaCup debacle spawned some rather marvelous twitter parody accounts - SuppercaseWoman and Charlie Hey-O. Whoever runs these has the pair's offputting mannerisms down pat, as well as excellent comedy timing.

 

[Trip]

The DivaCup people must've been embarrassed when they learned that they got a batshit crazy woman who usually showers once a week (Sometimes more if god is feeling merciful) to promote their feminine hygiene product.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Cecily had always been in "incredible shape" while being simultaneously morbidly obese!

Health at every size. Check your privilege shitlord.

And why am I not surprised that Cecily uses a Divacup. I would have thought that her banana-bunch-like fingers wouldn't have the dexterity to insert and remove it without spilling its contents everywhere.

 

[Bustcakes]

And why am I not surprised that Cecily uses a Divacup. I would have thought that her banana-bunch-like fingers wouldn't have the dexterity to insert and remove it without spilling its contents everywhere.

Who says they do?

 

[breadandcircuses]

I think it's the arrogance that gets me.

The doctor told her she was fat, it might put her pregnancy at risk. She basically ree'd at him, and went full HAES, and then PROUDLY STATES she ate a bag of tater tots with SALTY SALTY SALTY ketchup.

Then they give her a life saving operation that causes her to lose one of her twins. So he writes a blog post stating that it's not like she's upset, she's relieved. She probably couldn't take care of both of them anyway.

And then she loses the other one.

But it was probably alright, because, ugh, they were privileged male fetuses anyway.

As for Charlie... Charlie's a piece of shit that likes to take creepshots trying to pretend that he's a world weary bohemian poet when really he's just a panhandler that berates the people that give him money if they have a southern accent.

 

[DuckSucker]

She blatantly defied her ob-gyn after being told she was a preeclampsia risk with the twins via the oft-repeated tator tots story. What is less discussed is how this doctor, after saving her life with the abortion, more or less begged her to lose weight before attempting more fertility treatments. Cecily of course ignored the advice, stayed fat as fuck, got pregnant again with Tori and the same doctor had to save her life a second time when she had yet another blood pressure emergency.

I'm really impressed with doctors' adherence to the hippocratic oath because I can only imagine there's a time that comes for every doctor that you say "Fuck it, fuck this person. Do I REALLY have to try to save this person?"

I have to ask, why would you want kids so badly, and base yourself around "needing kids", especially if you're someone like Cecily?
I read an article recently that stated it's actually men who want kids more often and press for having children to start a family; even though it's socially sold as the woman's desire to be a mother, most women or at least more women don't necessarily want to have children or take on the mother's role (they don't hate children and wouldn't mind having kids but don't WANT children) and the "biological clock" is mostly bullshit.

So I cant imagine why someone who very clearly cant, or doesn't want to, take care of themselves would be so obsessed with having children, to the degree that it seems like she has been.

As for Charlie... Charlie's a piece of shit that likes to take creepshots trying to pretend that he's a world weary bohemian poet when really he's just a panhandler that berates the people that give him money if they have a southern accent.

I looked at that dude's flickr and I think the shots are pretty interesting and cool, but then you realize that it's ALL photos of homeless people, and if there are any women in them, it's always a young girl looking down or away nervously, or rushing by, trying to ignore that this creepy looking fat dude is taking their picture. I get kind of creeped out just by looking at how creeped out they are. His range of subjects of what he photographs is quite narrow, too.

 

[MW 002]

Its sickening that people like her even have the privilege of having kids when there's tons of people out there who can't (though I think sterile people should just adopt IMHO). If there is any sky daddy out there, he has an odd sense of humour.

If she changed her eating habits, she'd start losing weight pretty quickly... oh fuck it, she clearly doesn't care man the harpoons!

 

[AnOminous]

Health at every size. Check your privilege shitlord.

And why am I not surprised that Cecily uses a Divacup. I would have thought that her banana-bunch-like fingers wouldn't have the dexterity to insert and remove it without spilling its contents everywhere.

If you saw this hamstar promoting a product you knew nothing about, wouldn't you assume it was something for the morbidly obese?

 

[PT 404]

Just imagine that face using said Diva Cup. Do it.

 

[MG 620]

If we're adding things to Cecily's thread for the sake of completeness, I'll further note that the DivaCup debacle spawned some rather marvelous twitter parody accounts - SuppercaseWoman and Charlie Hey-O. Whoever runs these has the pair's offputting mannerisms down pat, as well as excellent comedy timing.

The Dame Edna profile photo is hilarious.

 

[Trip]

Yeah, criticizing a political figure in the America is a very brave thing to do. Very, very dangerous. People on the internet may call you fat.

 

[PT 404]

Yeah, criticizing a political figure in the America is a very brave thing to do. Very, very dangerous. People on the internet may call you fat.

Or a terrible parent and person.

 

[Ruin]

Yeah, criticizing a political figure in the America is a very brave thing to do. Very, very dangerous. People on the internet may call you fat.

Trump is a Nazi but the women who let her children die because eating fast food was more important is hero.

Stop the planet I want to get off.

 

[Marvin]

Cecily's defiance toward the medical profession is really funny to me. She has sold herself completely on the notion that she is a strong, intelligent woman whose personality intimidates medical professionals so they get everything wrong because they are cowering in the face of her amazingness or trying to take her down a peg or two for not listening to them.

fftopic: This reminds me a lot of CWC's Barb. Barb thinks she's the smartest motherfucker in the room, all the time. For example, she nickle and dimed the insurance company after the house fire for every little thing she could, and later would say that the people at the insurance company didn't like her very much, because she was "too smart for them".

Of course, the crucial difference is that Barb isn't suicidal. She'll try her hardest to rip you off, but when push comes to shove, she'll do what she needs to get by. When Chris put up those craigslist ads trying to sell the cars, Barb was the one who picked the prices. After floundering for a bit, trying and failing to sell them at the goofy, quoted prices, she just sold them for whatever she could get. She sold the car with the cracked engine block for scrap. (I don't remember the specific prices, but a friend of mine told me at the time that she got slightly ripped off.)

Seems like a white trashy thing, where when you rise just slightly above your roots, you immediately start putting on airs, hard and fast. Someone mentioned that Cecily's family is from Louisiana?

 

[Big Nasty]

Cecily and Charlie are truly two living monuments to human wickedness. I mean, they are pretty much all of the seven deadly sins made flesh.

Besides, Cecily looks like a real-life Disney villain. Like some terrible mashup of Madame Medusa from The Rescuers and Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Trump is a Nazi but the women who let her children die because eating fast food was more important is hero.

Stop the planet I want to get off.

What Cecily did to her twins is peanuts compared to Trump saying mean things.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Someone mentioned that Cecily's family is from Louisiana?

I think you mean Florida.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

I think you mean Florida.

Her mom was from Wyoming but moved to New Mexico when she met CK's dad (that's where his family was from). She grew up there until they moved to East Lansing, Michigan. Her grossness knows no geographical bounds.

 

[RI 360]

I feel a twinge of anger and disgust on behalf of the Philadelphians she's claiming to be: