Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Truly Rural]

The only thing me as a Kiwi Farmer take FULL responsibility is happily looking forward to more Local streams from Nick. Aaron on the other hand clearly HATES Nick and was sweating bitter revenge against him with glee for days. Seething while farms were mesmerized and having fun.

I wouldn't even think he had something to do with the arrest if he didn't throw this "kf did it" bullshit out several times now. Cops need probable cause first in normal circumstances. Going to cops and claiming some rando is getting high on illegal drugs wouldn't result in intervention. I doubt it would. I think Aaron making a wellness check call is a lot more likely than any random Internet user doing anything to put Nick in situation he got himself in.

 

[WearerOfHelmets]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!
I go outside and touch grass for one fucking day and that's when Captain, Lawtarded gets gimped by the fucking dope cops!!!!
FML, I always miss the fun shit when it happens.

Anyway, how long until we get a toilet moonshine drinking stream with 5 minute prison meth breaks?

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Where does one acquire perscription cocaine?

Definitely not what Nick had, but Cocaine is unironically used as a local anesthetic for the eyes.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Hot take: Nick has always been a degenerate. He just did the trad-cath thing as a LARP and hoped that by child no. 5 he’d magically turn into something he never really was.

Hot-er take: There is not a single motherfucker on this entire Earth who is "tradcath" and maintains any significant online personality at the same time. No, the pope doesn't count. "Tradcath" in general is just a grift, the people who actually fit the label don't even know it exists because they're too busy working, going to church, and taking care of their families.

It didn't take a genius to see this coming, but it is shocking to see how quickly it happened.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

That’s the best possible outcome.

Yeah funny how his source that called him was cps worker. Cause that's how it works they talk about other people's kids with random people not involved

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Christ Megan Fox is annoying

https://www.youtube.com/live/il1esu64j4U

She mentions us by name around 10 minutes in and blames us for egging him on.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

There's an attorney that can help him, you might call his methods of waiting till the deadline for filings unorthodox, but he can get the job done.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Masterson has bent the knee.

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I guess Dick doesn't like a challenge. I myself love a challenge. Back in the day when everyone loved Nick, I was one of 3 detractors. If I was on Twitter I would be there right now sweeping for Nick. For the challenge.

Looks like its over Racketbros. Only one thing left to say...

UNBREADED!

 

[hipsterdeathsquad]

He’s really fucked, he’s going to go to jail for a long time and be disbarred. His kids are pretty fucked as well now they’re going to be orphaned. What a stupid way to throw away a life most people would kill for

Metokur adoption arc?

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm surprised Kayla got weapons charges too, she doesn't strike me as the type to be packing heat from her pill coma. Legal people: does it seem likely that the cops came to the house for drugs, found guns too, then just charged all the "owners" of the house?

This is how it would work in the UK. They raid the premises and find the dope/guns. If the owner coughs to it, they get arrested and charged, everyone else goes free. If nobody coughs, they charge everybody. Mostly, I think, as a way of putting pressure on the people they arrest. If you need your wife out to take care of the kids, you'll admit to it and take the fall so she can take care of the kids. If you've got an extensive criminal record and expect to be going to jail, the wife might cough to it in the hope that she'll get probation and you'll live to fight another day.

Presumably Nick told everyone to keep their mouths shut and say nothing. Because he's the lawyer, they trusted in his judgement. So now they've all been arrested and charged.

 

[congoman]

Me on the left
Nick on the right

 

[CoomerTine]

Remember when someone said that "april was gonna go to jail" from the parking ticket?

People were joking that Nick is such a bad lawyer she’d get the death penalty

Ironic now

 

[peach tea]

Let’s be honest, we all saw this coming.

What’s that saying they use all the time in NA/AA?

Jails, institutions and death.

 

[Freeman]

Always nice to pop into the Farms after a break and see the cows still being cows, God bless these ludicrous people.

 

[mindlessobserver]

His entire arc is so sad. I was hoping he'd be the one single person who left the Sektur more successful than when he joined it.

The Sektur is an ever voracious God that feed on the blood of streamers to fuel the furnace of content. Rekietas demise is improving the Sektur by definition.

 

[Garth]

Same side of the face as the older bruise that he put the piss filter on to hide.

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Is Kayla left handed?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Thread moving really fast but unless the bodycam footage is used in the courtroom (ie. case goes to trial) the footage will not be released to an FOIA request.

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From here: https://mn.gov/admin/data-practices/data/types/body-camera/

Seeing balldo's black eye, isn't it likely for the footage to at least be somewhere in the case files, if it goes to court?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

REMINDER: Nicholas Robert Rekieta has caught felony charges and is in jail because he wanted to move this woman in as his live-in coke whore.

She has a worse hairline than he does.

 

[Lokenstien]

$20 says Nick comes back and still denies he has a problem. This isn't his rock bottom.

"Isn't getting arrested so WEIRD and FUNNY?" "I guess that's why I'm so BUSY HAHA". "Why wouldn't I want to go to jail they have BLACK GUYS and SHOWERS because I'm SO GAY".

 

[Two Dollars]

Yeah that’s great and all, when is Nick gonna play Ace Attorney 2?