Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%
  • Total voters
    294
Thrilled to see him do a prison stream giving legal advice to his fellow inmates in between taking swigs of toilet wine from a plastic baggie. Begging viewers for donations to his prison commissary account so he can get packets of ramen and Kool-Aid. The only difference is his daughters will call him instead of interrupting him on stream, though he'll ignore them just the same.
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
The month was October when Nick received a package. That packaged contained an item, a cursed item. By accepting the medallion of Sonichu around ones neck, you have submitted yourself to the Goddess Demon Theyselves.



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He was warned.

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It’s hard to keep up with this thread. It’s crazy how Rekieta’s thread is larger than Keffals and Ethan Ralph’s thread now. Now even the normies know of Balldo man’s escapades.
 
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sallowhal said:
i don't think a farmer called the cops, but someone help me out here.

was there not a community happenings post where someone asked "should we call cps?" or something to that effect? am i retarded and/or schizophrenic? did i dream that?
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Nick's last horrifying human train wreck stream has been picked up and covered by a bunch of horrified youtubers who normally don't cover his sort of cow. So it's been very widespread in the past few days.

If anything I would suspect the hot tub cuck who's filed for divorce. Something may have spooked him with regard to the kids in the house.

The kids are what turn this from an utterly hilarious cow crash, into a truly depressing situation. There's 5 kids in the middle of this mess. Here's hoping they have grandparents to take them in.
 
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Phillip Green said:
What's interesting to me is the difference in booking times. April and Nick were booked into custody at 10:03 and 10:08 respectively. Kayla was over an hour later at 11:30. Why such a big difference?
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If I had to guess, I'd say they were giving Kayla a chance to sort out her child care before they took her down to the station. When it's white cops arresting white middle class folks, they'll often do you this kind of favour. It makes it easier on them as well. Instead of dragging a shedload of kids down to the station or hanging around at Rekieta's house while somebody from CPS is contacted and they arrange some kind of temporary foster care for the kids, they'd just let Kayla call her family and wait until they showed up, or possibly even put her and her kids into a couple of cars and drive her to her parents house to drop the kids off.

That's how it'd work here anyway. I bet small town Minnesota isn't hugely different.
 
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