Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AStupidMonkey]

Dammit. I'm gonna lose the $20 I bet on him trooning out by the end of the year if he ends up in the slammer.

If he troons out, he doesn't have to get fucked in the butt, and can see his wife. lol

 

[Squatty Potty]

Lawyer status: Non-practicing
Whiskey: Consumed
Coke: Snorted
Mustang: Crashed
Shower texts: Sent
Fever: 107
$30,000 art location: Floor
Testicles: Balldo'd
Bottle: In ass
Mandy: Enamored
Single Dorito: Eaten
Mignona case: Lost
Skin tone: Whitebread Ass
Hedonism II: Attended
Sonichu medallion: Equipped
Ceiling cats: Observed
Corner demon: Present
Children: Disregarded
Locals gift: Absent
John: Mocked
Raccoons: Killed
Skunks: Drowned
XBox fridge: Purchased
Denny's joke: Delivered
Stephen Hawking: Crippled
Speeding ticket hearing: Skipped
Montegraph appeal: Lost
Randazza: Paid
Locals supporters: Coping
MetoCare flowers: Stroked
T-Rex: In Auschwitz
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Eye: Bruised
Wife: Zombified
Location: Jail

Yep, it's FUNNY and WEIRD time!

Being the Chief of Tomfoolery has its consequences.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Dammit. I'm gonna lose the $20 I bet on him trooning out by the end of the year if he ends up in the slammer.

Does becoming a wyfe count?

 

[Mutley]

Dammit. I'm gonna lose the $20 I bet on him trooning out by the end of the year if he ends up in the slammer.

That will just speed it up and before you know it Nikita will appear on Keffals for the 'nasty evil Kiwi Farms did it' stream

 

[Happy Camper]

Dammit. I'm gonna lose the $20 I bet on him trooning out by the end of the year if he ends up in the slammer.

What if he does it in prison?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The whole "yeah sure they were living as a hyper-degen throuple and were so geeked out that they weren't able to perform basic human tasks despite having a grip of kids in the house, but if was Aaron who snitched on them he's the real loser!!!" has some real "Yeah Chris plowing his bed-ridden mom isn't good but that doesn't excuse disrespecting her pronouns!" energy

Whoever phoned the police or CPS did the right thing. Nick can ruin his own life, but subjecting children to this nonsense is simply grotesque. Hopefully, for their sake, he can turn this around... but I suspect it's a long road to sobriety for him.

It's funny how Nick has spent years homeschooling his kids, presumably because he doesn't like the public school system, the degeneracy... whatever. He then complained about the stress of this, and then exposed his kids to degeneracy anyway.

 

[MG-34]

I'm ignorant of drugs and crime. Is it a felony to be in possession of narcotics and a (presumably) legally owned firearm?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I know of someone that died from alcohol withdrawal a few days into being detained in county.

He's what, just over 12 hours in now? Let's check how he's feeling!

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Hopefully kandiyohi has a detox protocol! Though Nick might just lie and say he doesn't drink that much.

Nicks really not that good a liar

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I don't condone anyone who may or may not have called cps but I don't necessarily agree with them either. At the worst the balldos were neglectful with the state system you have a lottery between neglectful and straight up rape dungeons to look forward to. So congrats I guess?

Balldoman was literally going to install a sex dungeon next to one of his kids' bedrooms, CPS can't fuck this up all that much

 

[Anstiv]

Yeah, that is not an environment for kids. This is one situation where whoever tipped off CPS to check into it did the right thing tbh and the occasional "fuckin snitch" comments here are weird, cringe, and gay.

It's also why there's so much gained from CPS reports being anonymous. I can tell you for a fact that the vast majority (basically all, except those put out by therapists, teachers, or other mandated reporters) of CPS reports are fully anonymous and done by people who don't expect it to be traced back to them by some form of deduction. That and Karens looking to ruin people's lives.

I understand for content why people want to know who reported Nick and Kayla, but for the sake of the system I hope we never find out, and that the people who reported it don't feel pressured to come out and say it. And I hope anyone reading this thread takes that into mind if they ever have to make a report. If cuckold Aaron can keep his report anonymous, so can you.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Physicians are literally taught (OK, source is one surgeon I know who said so, ymmv) they are gods

Coming from a family with a surplus of surgeons, it’s more a product of doing work with actual agency. Being a solo operator on any kind of engineering project is the same vibe, probably Ooperating like Null too once you understand it at the level he does.

It’s a combo of Duning Krugering yourself into having to learn via trial by fire that gives people the insane confidence to do the stuff they do. Except while I’m repairing antique firearms with literal pen springs, and Uncle Docs performing a hysterectomy on a rabbit, Nick and Co managed to make millions while basically winging it on the internet.

Naturally, you can imagine what happens when they push over the line. It’s why there’s a bruise the shape of a Mauser firing pin in my face, why my Uncles rabbit is fucking dead, and why Rikieta lacks literally any form of self control.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Lawyer status: Non-practicing
Whiskey: Consumed
Coke: Snorted
Mustang: Crashed
Shower texts: Sent
Fever: 107
$30,000 art location: Floor
Testicles: Balldo'd
Bottle: In ass
Mandy: Enamored
Single Dorito: Eaten
Mignona case: Lost
Skin tone: Whitebread Ass
Hedonism II: Attended
Sonichu medallion: Equipped
Ceiling cats: Observed
Corner demon: Present
Children: Disregarded
Locals gift: Absent
John: Mocked
Raccoons: Killed
Skunks: Drowned
XBox fridge: Purchased
Denny's joke: Delivered
Stephen Hawking: Crippled
Speeding ticket hearing: Skipped
Montegraph appeal: Lost
Randazza: Paid
Locals supporters: Coping
MetoCare flowers: Stroked
T-Rex: In Auschwitz
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Anime sucks: Cope and sneed
Eye: Bruised
Wife: Zombified
Location: Jail

Yep, it's FUNNY and WEIRD time!

Pissed myself laughing at this

 

[TexOffender]

Balldoman was literally going to install a sex dungeon next to one of his kids' bedrooms, CPS can't fuck this up all that much

He supposedly had a St Andrews Cross in their little sex room. No way they can miss that.

 

[MySonDavid]

The whole "yeah sure they were living as a hyper-degen throuple and were so geeked out that they weren't able to perform basic human tasks despite having a grip of kids in the house, but if was Aaron who snitched on them he's the real loser!!!" has some real "Yeah Chris plowing his bed-ridden mom isn't good but that doesn't excuse disrespecting her pronouns!" energy

Well if he did it sure would be nice for him to come out and say it or at least not blame the farms for something he himself did.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Is the t-shirt cursed now? Is it a mini demon, son of sonichu? Who will wear it next?

I'm no expert on curses, but I'm pretty sure all the bad mojo has transferred over to the balldo.

 

[thebigdream]

If he troons out, he doesn't have to get fucked in the butt, and can see his wife. lol

I'm picturing a comedy where they troon out independently of each other and still end up in opposing prisons

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Fallout characters before and after you do the bad ending of their questline

Karma's a bitch, but at least it's better than in Fable

 

[MrShekelstein36]

I’m so glad this happened when I was asleep, I would have been up all night keeping up with the thread otherwise. What’s with the firearms charges? I thought he was a licensed gun owner? Have they just tacked that in until he can provide his license?

At first I thought the might have been arrestee out driving looking for coke, but there’s no driving under the influence type charges.

I am gonna assume you aren't American and give ya the breakdown here. When you buy a firearm from a licensed firearms dealer, you fill out what is called a 4473 form. In the 4473, it states you cannot be a user off illegal substances. Therefore. If you use coke, meth, crack, weed, etc. You cannot buy a firearm. Assuming it was a recent purchase, it was federally illegal for him to do that.

Federal law in the US also dictates that ya can't posess a firearm if you use or are addicted to a federally illegal substance. Therefore, since we can all see Rackets is an addict, he cannot possess any firearms.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The difference between Howard Stern and Dick Masterson is Stern knew how to pick his freaks. You could look at a guy like Hank the Angry Dwarf perpetually circle the drain with his severe alcoholism and be thankful he wasn't in any position to hurt anyone except himself. Masterson picked an open pedophile and two addicts with children to exploit. One of the addicts you feel truly awful for because he used to be a respected family man, the other addict put the former's mug shot on a t shirt because he still holds a grudge against the former for laughing at a clip of him sharting himself, and the third's an unimportant pedophile.

You are right, there's something different between the two. Howard Stern, as far as I am aware, identified people who were already totally out there and gave them attention while mocking them - Westboro Baptist Church, that KKK guy he got on - or got people like Garry the Retard on, but he didn't intend make their lives any worse from what I saw.

Dick seems to love seeing these people's lives decline and fall apart as they try and emulate his man-child antics.

 

[AnOminous]

How Nick started his stand-up comedian LARP and how it's going.

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He has the same confused yet pissed-off expression Chris-Chan always had. It's like he's amazed he's suddenly in jail, along with his whore of a wife and his whore of a mistress. The fact everyone has told him this was his future completely eludes him. He had no idea any of those incel prudes were giving him actual advice.

Nick knew this picture would be in his permanent future. He chose to make that lmao face that makes me lmao. This is you, Nick, a fag in a fag Jamaica wife-beater shirt, you fucking faggot.

Come back online, if you're out of jail already, tell us about our lack of ability to pick up on social cues. Lmao. You absolute joke.

Great jerb putting on the Sonichu medallion. That sure worked out for you, along with your gay drug orgies, cuckoldry, and endangering your own children, you Satanic ASSHOLE! You have exceeded Boogie in your vileness.

DIE, NICK, DIE!