Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Megan Fox gives a tearful obituary for Nick Rekieta (RIP), notice the past tense. Blames the Kiwifarms, absolves herself and other streamers. "They wanted this to happen and still want worse things to happen to this man and his family. They want to drive him down the road to hurt himself. Those Kiwifarms and all that shit. They're not worried for him."

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Fuck you Megan! There were months of posts of former fans of Nick BEGGING him to stop going down this path well before anyone else bothered to mention it. Nick called us faggots and told us to fuck off, months later said we had a point but explained it like "faggots" so he wouldn't take it advice.

There have been continual posts expressing wishes that Nick would somehow get off this path of destruction up until the arrest. You continued to try and grift off Nick well after he was deep in his addiction and said nothing. Sanctimonious bitch.

 

[Victim2988]

Can we expect to have the police's camera footage of the arrests released soon? In some lolcows case like Daniel larson it was available just days after the arrest.

 

[borsabil]

A prisoner fucks his wife since troons are allowed in women's prison and prison turns nick gay

It's not rape if both parties give consent


Fun fact certain allergies can be treated with immersion therapies, allergen proteins are injected on the skin or under the skin to cause localized allergic reactions, gradually rising the dosage until body doesn't start producing antistamines to point of shock.

There are A LOT willing patrons to help treat Nick's allergic bootyhole all that white heat proteins and streams will happen in communal showers every day 7, feel free to shower on Nick he has to rehabilitatite and cure his heat allergy.

First time non violent drug possession, assuming the guns weren't illegal, no one is going to prison. Hilarious how this has morphed into prison interracial rape fan fiction.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

At this point I think it’s more Death has simply rejected Ralph.

Spoiler: Ralph

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

It would have been well within Aaron Imholte's pettiness to call CPS on the Rekietas.

CPS is the least petty method.

I can guarantee he's seen a thousand jilted lovers doing stupid shit.

“This” wasn’t a stupid thing, even if he did it out of jealousy and anger. (If OurHole did it.) I almost wish I’d done it myself.

 

[EggImpregnator]

In hindsight, it probably wasn't the smartest move to say he wanted to put liquor inside the vagina of the judge overseeing his case, and then drinking that liquor out of her vagina.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If we ever see Nick on stream again, I'm sure he'll be blaming us. We shouldn't have told him not to commit crimes, endanger his own children, get his wife and his whore arrested, maybe quit doing so many drugs or drinking himself into a nearly comatose state every night, at least in not such a faggy way as we did. We should have done it in a completely heterosexual way.

Not like Nick. Nothing Nick ever does is his own fault. It's all someone else's fault. He was just FORCED to do whatever landed him in jail by incel prudes.

"You guys told me not to do it in SUCH a faggotty way though.."

Fuck you Megan! There were months of posts of former fans of Nick BEGGING him to stop going down this path well before anyone else bothered to mention it. Nick called us faggots and told us to fuck off, months later said we had a point but explained it like "faggots" so he wouldn't take it advice.

There have been continual posts expressing wishes that Nick would somehow get off this path of destruction up until the arrest. You continued to try and grift off Nick well after he was deep in his addiction and said nothing. Sanctimonious bitch.

It wasn't just nick calling us faggots. It was his adjacents too, Megan included.

No we don’t. There has been many times we have intervened if we saw really bad shit.

And there’s enough people in this thread still care enough for him to call shit in.

Not that I think we did. But if we honestly thought they had no one else someone would have tried.

We really have to be last resort though from what I’ve seen.

Having only becoming a regular after Nicks downward slide in 2022, what's the biggest call in so far?

 

[Potion_Time]

I just don't understand how he ended up here. He was making money hand over fist for very little effort and he still made the decision to become a degenerate alcoholic with a cocaine problem.

He made enough right decisions to end up with his own law firm, a wife, and 5 children and he threw it all away to be an eceleb.

The internet really is poisonous for your brain.

 

[Mikoyan]

Apologies if this was posted but I've been skipping through featured posts and didn't see it. I googled Rekieta arrest and this came up from https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/17tKe7RrgT/nick-rekieta--his-wife-have-just/c/

Dude says it was Aaron manipulating his ex-wife's parents to get a welfare check in.
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Grain of salt on all that except the big mouth.

Anyone watching his streams, remember to archive. yt-dlp live is your friend. He might say something really funny sometime. Really funny.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

your favorite beverage for a toast

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THIS

 

[AltisticRight]

I am so bad at art things but I am trying my best. Can't figure out who I want to use for Wyll and Mizora though.

This is a terrible mockup but I need someone to make this happen.
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Where did you find this massive poster? All I can find were 720p.

Also lol. Brave Browser refuses to balldopill people.

 

[Sharpeteer]

get his wife and his whore arrested

Which is which?

lazy meme

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

Are we taking bets on if he'll see a magistrate tomorrow?

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Honestly, theres definitely non 0 odds that he dies in jail / prison. What a way to melt down if that happens.

Picture Nick, going through withdrawals, ranting and whining incoherently, next to an increasingly irritated melanated cellmate:

"Say 'Balldo' again. Say 'Balldo' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'Balldo' one more goddamn time!"

 

[Orc-Chud]

Mandy could have saved him but you chud Scandinavian incel prudes scared Xer off

 

[Mikoyan]

Are we taking bets on if he'll see a magistrate tomorrow?

On LM's stream they thought it was pretty likely, mostly because the arrest was early in the day so plenty of time to get the paperwork in.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Guys think of the bright side of this whole thing, he can finally have the snake tattoo finished in prison!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I just don't understand how he ended up here. He was making money hand over fist for very little effort and he still made the decision to become a degenerate alcoholic with a cocaine problem.

If you’ve got the money…

it’s why getting a lot of money suddenly fucks people up a lot of the time.

They start doing all the shit thry’ve ever thought about and then we are here.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THIS

My favorite beverage is water. I don't drink (well okay, I have a beer every month or two when my buddies and I can get together to play cards), and I haven't used any drugs for a little over 7 years. After working in the mental health, and foster care field for the better part of 6 years, I have seen what that stuff does to people and refuse to get into that life.

 

[Potion_Time]

Are we taking bets on if he'll see a magistrate tomorrow?

It's a friday before a holiday weekend, so it's not unlikely they'll try to power through as many arraignments as they can. I would expect he'll be out tomorrow along with his wife. They might not even set a bail given its his first offense and its non violent. Though if I had to guess I would expect it to be a few thousand dollars. Which won't be a problem at all.