Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 273 96.1%
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mfalkner said:
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These comments are brutal.
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
Well guys, it looks like Vito totally owned us, by constantly involving himself in discussions and communities where he gets relentlessly mocked by absolutely everybody. I have to assume he's telling the truth when he says he seething, in the same way I assume he's telling the truth when he says he's a pedophile. Crazy to think that Vito is somehow more honest than Rekieta at this point.
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Can you imagine if this retard (still) had a forum account? This thread would be 1000 pages long and 90% of it would be him arguing with everyone.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
I am now learning that it is strictly prohibited to joke about Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight in this thread.

I will be reporting ALL posts which mention Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight.



He will get on his workout plan as soon as he releases his comic book he crowdfunded for.
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It brings me immense glee to see Juju continuously trying and failing to goad Null into clapping back. I hope Null continues his policy of never directly interacting with these retards because it clearly drives them absolutely insane.
Harm said:
Here's the only new preview he's given since April, and yeah, not worth the wait or the cost:

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I love the cape fluttering high over the antagonist's head in the first panel, and then it's pulled straight downward, flat against his back in the next panel. Very cool!
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What the FUCK is going on with those arms. The right one (left in frame) looks especially awkward, as if it was drawn separately then pasted in. I'm somewhat sympathetic because I also struggle with forearm muscles, but those are just random lines; they make absolutely no sense. EIGHTY GRAND.

The abs look kind of fucked up too with the way they go straight into the pecs, but I'm willing to write that off as a stylistic choice.
 
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Dax is a doughy, balding, wannabe Gallagher; say what you will about Gallagher's schtick and having to use props for his comedy, at least he got shows.

Imagine calling yourself a comedian, who can't get shows, and only mirrors the worst parts of Gallagher and Dane Cook.

You know what, fuck that, even if he was coasting off Dave Landau's coat tails, even Steven Crowder got shows.

What do you got Dax? Besides a retarded pedophile as your sole friend.
 
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25 minute long cope session, opens with defending pedophilia, using semantics to argue that "it's not a Hollywood movie" (it is, the lawsuit filed by the actors was filed in LA county), with Dax wearing his stupid pirate costume. Certified Biggest Problem slop for his niggercattle audience.
Edit: he made a jab at the ZeroHedge articles, which seemed particularly apropos of nothing.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
It brings me immense glee to see Juju continuously trying and failing to goad Null into clapping back. I hope Null continues his policy of never directly interacting with these retards because it clearly drives them absolutely insane.

What the FUCK is going on with those arms. The right one (left in frame) looks especially awkward, as if it was drawn separately then pasted in. I'm somewhat sympathetic because I also struggle with forearm muscles, but those are just random lines; they make absolutely no sense. EIGHTY GRAND.

The abs look kind of fucked up too with the way they go straight into the pecs, but I'm willing to write that off as a stylistic choice.
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I think it’s a genius move on nulls part to cut juju that deal where if juju puts on the sonichu medallion and invoke the magi Chan entity null will give him 2 hours of his time

just dont' worry about it juju, things like God and demons don't exist right? put your money where your mouth is so you can get all that attention you've been begging for I'm sure there will no consequences, after all nick is doing just fine according to you. You'll be ok.
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
I think it’s a genius move on nulls part to cut juju that deal where if juju puts on the sonichu medallion and invoke the magi Chan entity null will give him 2 hours of his time

just dont' worry about it juju, things like God and demons don't exist right? put your money where your mouth is so you can get all that attention you've been begging for I'm sure there will no consequences, after all nick is doing just fine according to you. You'll be ok.
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The Sonichu demon will crawl out of Fuentes and call Juju's stretched out asshole his new home.
 
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