Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 274 96.1%
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3MMA said:
From that horrid egg cooking skit where it was observed that the Vaedophile is a hunchback, another observation came to light. The Vaedophile has huge fuckin’ gross pepperoni nipples:
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That looks like a large areola from what is visible. He’s got his beloved cheese pizza, with a pair of disgusting pepperoni nipples to go along with it. Shameful. This screen-grab is from roughly a decade & 100 lbs ago, the pepperonis on his moobs have probably turned into great big fat summer sausages now. Shameful.
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What a fat greasy disgusting paedophile.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
It's very heartwarming to know that all the energy Vito spends checking this thread and tweeting is energy not spent getting in shape. He's getting fatter and fatter and maybe one day he'll get that well earned heart attack.
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Won’t happen. Fitness requires commitment and follow through. Vito has shown a lack of capability in that regard
 
I am now learning that it is strictly prohibited to joke about Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight in this thread.

I will be reporting ALL posts which mention Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight.


AncientPhosphur said:
Won’t happen. Fitness requires commitment and follow through.
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He will get on his workout plan as soon as he releases his comic book he crowdfunded for.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
I am now learning that it is strictly prohibited to joke about Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight in this thread.

I will be reporting ALL posts which mention Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight.



He will get on his workout plan as soon as he releases his comic book he crowdfunded for.
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It's a specific reference to this. It's funny to know that he watched this and coped sneeded and dilated so hard he has to bring it up to Rekieta.

 
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Balldo's Gate said:
I am now learning that it is strictly prohibited to joke about Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight in this thread.

I will be reporting ALL posts which mention Chris Vito Gesualdi being overweight.



He will get on his workout plan as soon as he releases his comic book he crowdfunded for.
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Pin of shame for the attention whore chomo, and of course the comments are ripping into him as well. He either watches elissa clips obsessively for any mentions of him being an obese pedo, or he has Google alerts for his name, a la rage hog style (its probably both tbh).

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Reeks of "if you laugh WITH the bullies then you're not actually getting bullied!" energy. Also, brutally pathetic that a man so far behind on his obligations to his backers is wasting his time leaving attention baiting comments on Elissa Clips videos. We're halfway through Q2 2024 and the books are still NOT finished. But don't worry, because he has SHINY STICKERS now!

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He's already planning another crowdfunding campaign, too. You'd think this book would have been so prosperous that he could simply use his newfound wealth to fund it himself, and then sell a completed project going forwa- oh wait, this is all a scam. Silly me.

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Why do you need tens of thousands of dollars in advance to have some cheap, lazy Mexican draw your comics several years late anyways? Doesn't he have enough wealth from his genius stock picks, his scalping of collectables, his "successful podcast," his Killdozer Industries merchandise store full of stolen IPs and designs, his comedy career, his Vito the Voiceover Guy gigs, and his Youtube channel? Oh right, it's all a grift. Still hasn't been fully drawn, still hasn't been fully inked, still hasn't been fully colored, still hasn't had its lettering finished, still doesn't have """[a] place in the printing chain,""" whatever the FUCK that means.

Here's the only new preview he's given since April, and yeah, not worth the wait or the cost:

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I love the cape fluttering high over the antagonist's head in the first panel, and then it's pulled straight downward, flat against his back in the next panel. Very cool!
 
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Well guys, it looks like Vito totally owned us, by constantly involving himself in discussions and communities where he gets relentlessly mocked by absolutely everybody. I have to assume he's telling the truth when he says he seething, in the same way I assume he's telling the truth when he says he's a pedophile. Crazy to think that Vito is somehow more honest than Rekieta at this point.
 
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