Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

Making fun of Vito has gone mainstream.

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Vito found the tweet and is already getting called a pedophile.

Spoiler: "It's just 3 joke tweets, guys! Ignore the Flickr account!"

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Maybe not, but that Crucked fanart, the glowing reviews of lolicon video games, and that VitoGesualdi2 Flickr account do!



You argued for an hour non-stop about how the best thing to do with pedophiles is provide them with empathy, even if it has a 99% failure rate.

Future Maddax Tweet
Ack Ack Ack Ack stupid Karen farmers thinks that me and my pet nonce are faking our patreon numbers Ack Ack Ack - Maddax "Prom Queen" Herrera

YOU LITERALLY CALLED IT

I wonder if Vito will cry the day I stop posting in this thread.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

YOU LITERALLY CALLED IT

I guess he didn't want to mention the other half of your theory about him just being insanely incompetent.

 

[Guntkvd]

I believe their patreon numbers are real. They are twice the size of Carl's WATP which sound about right. Carl makes 10k (unless he also fakes them for no fucking reason)
For whatever reason, people who are into podcasts like to throw insane sums of money at mildly competent podcasters. The bar is so low, people think cum town is funny.

 

[genericwhitemale]

It's very heartwarming to know that all the energy Vito spends checking this thread and tweeting is energy not spent getting in shape. He's getting fatter and fatter and maybe one day he'll get that well earned heart attack.

 

[Mankirk]

[Vito calling others a pedo and thanking them for making him rich]

He's acting just like Acerthorn, gee golly I sure hope TBPITU doesn't bring on that notorious thorn in Kiwi Farms' side!

 

[AltisticRight]

Making fun of Vito has gone mainstream.

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Shouldn't this fat paedophile be working on his picture book instead of malding and seething over stupid children's cartoon shows?

YOU LITERALLY CALLED IT

I wonder if Vito will cry the day I stop posting in this thread.

Says the fat nonce who had to html edit webpages to cope about Eric July's music video.

 

[sillybillyguy]

Instead of faking patreon numbers why don't you finish your comic you gross pedo

 

[genericwhitemale]

Not going to say for certain that Dax and Christopher are faking names, but if we're talking about random username generators, "Obtuse Gnome" (the "fan" who contacted the children's charity Eric July was involved with) is the kind of name that immediately springs to mind when I think of someone going to a site like Jimpix to get a random username to make sure there's no bad opsec on their part. It's not a stretch to imagine him using similar "Adjective Noun" computer generated usernames for his gay ops or to help Dax launder the drug money via Patreon or whatever.

 

[Harm]

Not going to say for certain that Dax and Christopher are faking names, but if we're talking about random username generators, "Obtuse Gnome" (the "fan" who contacted the children's charity Eric July was involved with) is the kind of name that immediately springs to mind when I think of someone going to a site like Jimpix to get a random username to make sure there's no bad opsec on their part. It's not a stretch to imagine him using similar "Adjective Noun" computer generated usernames for his gay ops or to help Dax launder the drug money via Patreon or whatever.

Yep. Take CringleJingle for example, a name we can definitively confirm was him and that he used to obfuscate his disgusting behaviors.

 

[Popper Whiting]

The bar is so low, people think cum town is funny.

It is funnier than anything Dax has done

 

[AltisticRight]

It is funnier than anything Dax has done

He should stream himself sucking start a shotgun, because that would be the funniest thing he could have ever done.

 

[Popper Whiting]

He should stream himself sucking start a shotgun, because that would be the funniest thing he could have ever done.

The funniest things concerning Dax all involve him sucking something and it it all is completely unintentional. Like bragging about sucking dick or sucking up to JLH talking about atavistic love and buying her wings. The fact it is obvious he's also sucking in a beer belly is funny.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The funniest things concerning Dax all involve him sucking something and it it all is completely unintentional.

Or sucking at something. Like when he got stomped by children, special needs retards, and grandmas at a fucking jigsaw puzzle competition.

 

[Journoscum]

Carl makes 10k (unless he also fakes them for no fucking reason)

He does? Fucking hell, people have no taste. Karl ack ack acks as much as Daxipad does now.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He does? Fucking hell, people have no taste. Karl ack ack acks as much as Daxipad does now.

Even more horrifying, people that pay Karl will also pay 2-3 other people to also talk about Stuttering John because paying 1 asshole to talk about the man only gives you 1/10th of the plot which is a man slowly killing himself while being a depressing failure of a man refusing to admit as much

 

[Oliver Onions]

Because Eric July governs Vito's thoughts, feelings, and actions, there had to be a response. Everyone, please meet... VITO G aka Vito the Voiceover Guy:

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Spoiler: local archive of the worst bullshit you'll hear today

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This is actual Anthony Logato-tier A-lawging, putting so much effort into something so esoteric it could only ever be understood by a handful of people, never mind enjoyed by them.

I'm a little jealous that after all the years we've spent insulting Vito all Eric July had to do was be a successful black man in order to take up permanent residence in Vito's mind.

You argued for an hour non-stop about how the best thing to do with pedophiles is provide them with empathy, even if it has a 99% failure rate.

> you guys are still crying about [3 tweets] years later

Didn't this man almost literally break down crying on a livestream about how people won't let him move on from those 3 tweets? Which is it, fat boy: do you care or don't you?

 

[Pill Cosby]

Vito the fat faggot posted a picture of a Sega demo machine in a garage. I was going to screen shot it but what's the point, the garage was a shithole.

Vito lives like a pig, in the city of failure.

Here's a good test, if Vito didn't live like a pig in a shithole, I want see the next Biggest Problem or the Dick Show recorded there.

So for my opinion, not only is Vito a balding pedophile but he also lives in a shithole as a hoarder. Even Vito's shampoo has grime around the lip, let alone the mould growing around the window.


Vito your Türkiye hair transplant cant stop you being a gross faggot.

 

[3MMA]

From that horrid egg cooking skit where it was observed that the Vaedophile is a hunchback, another observation came to light. The Vaedophile has huge fuckin’ gross pepperoni nipples:

That looks like a large areola from what is visible. He’s got his beloved cheese pizza, with a pair of disgusting pepperoni nipples to go along with it. Shameful. This screen-grab is from roughly a decade & 100 lbs ago, the pepperonis on his moobs have probably turned into great big fat summer sausages now. Shameful.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

From that horrid egg cooking skit where it was observed that the Vaedophile is a hunchback, another observation came to light. The Vaedophile has huge fuckin’ gross pepperoni nipples:
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That looks like a large areola from what is visible. He’s got his beloved cheese pizza, with a pair of disgusting pepperoni nipples to go along with it. Shameful. This screen-grab is from roughly a decade & 100 lbs ago, the pepperonis on his moobs have probably turned into great big fat summer sausages now. Shameful.

Christ, those are real boobs on a man.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

From that horrid egg cooking skit where it was observed that the Vaedophile is a hunchback, another observation came to light. The Vaedophile has huge fuckin’ gross pepperoni nipples:
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That looks like a large areola from what is visible. He’s got his beloved cheese pizza, with a pair of disgusting pepperoni nipples to go along with it. Shameful. This screen-grab is from roughly a decade & 100 lbs ago, the pepperonis on his moobs have probably turned into great big fat summer sausages now. Shameful.

Nigga, put a shirt on. You're going to get your grease bitch tit hair all over your burgers.