Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 99 34.0%

  • Total voters
    291
Oh he's super fucked, the bad part is I assume they will probably lose custody of their kids which is fucked up.
Then he will have to battle to get his kids back dark times for the Rekieta household, how do you fuck up so hard man Sheesh.
Well yeah, he’ll lose them for several months and have to clean, they both will.
 
Swiniging. Infidelity. Surrounding home schooled Kids with drugs, guns, sex, immoral behavior. Blow Jobs on live streaming. Sounds like the house of the lord!

Am I talking about a family of niggas? No, good christian Nick and Co.

When you;ve got a room full of "who coulda snitched?" ranging from the kids, friends of the kids, the husband of the whore, the local church, his lawyer, a concerned friend, His home school organization, his judge, his lawyers, KFs...then no need to go looking for a scapegoat. If every person you know had a good enough reason to call the cops then we can just stop this bullshit of "who reported it?" cause there literally dozens of suspects, and when there are that many, it really don't matter.

And it was reported (May 16) before this niggas epic stream so it go to show their heart was in the right place, knowing how far down Nick was about to come.

But Nick will double down, he ain't done destroying his family and career just yet. We still got the "I'm gonna repent yer honah and do them drug programs", be given a second chance and utterly show the Judge why this nigga should have been thrown in prison for a month to sober up, but cause he white, got some cash and a flashy lawyer, this here Judge is gonna let him have a real crack at destroying it all.

Nick is a professional, and his career and family ain't rock bottom yet, he know he got work to still do.
 
Oh he's super fucked, the bad part is I assume they will probably lose custody of their kids which is fucked up.
Then he will have to battle to get his kids back dark times for the Rekieta household, how do you fuck up so hard man Sheesh.
It's honestly the best thing for the kids at this point that they get placed with family members and not remain with their parents.

I just hope whoever gets them, places them in therapy.
 
It was a Thursday at 8:39 AM. We know that his kids go to Wednesday church because Rackets talked so badly about it just a couple weeks ago. This means a church member likely saw/heard something alarming with the kids and called first thing in the morning when the offices opened. Those damn protestants.


"My kids have their church activities because it's Wednesday and we go to a Protestant church and Protestants are broken backwards people"
-Nick Rekieta, talking about the people who saved his kids from his abuse

Posted this in the MATI thread, but clergy are mandatory reporters in Minnesota.


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Sean is the only lawtuber who will link to the farms, call the farms the farms, and otherwise not act like we’re radioactive aids
Sean was a criminal lawyer for a long time, in relation to nick earlier, he talked about his clients ODing while snorting coke, cuz it was cut with fentanyl and shit.
when you have to hang around degenerates like that every day, the kiwifarms is nothing. He’s probably defended wifebeaters, gangbangers, drug dealers.
to him kiwifarms is a non issue.
 
Hey Nick, you child-abusing junkie, I hear you think rape jokes are funny, particularly those involving kids.

You're in luck, when in prison, you may possibly get to experience it yourself as a bottom, and you'll see just how funny it is... for the other person.

I already thought the minimum of you after all this, but seeing that incident report, there it is, in black and white - I am convinced you will not change until somebody forces you to. I hope you manage to drop that super gay way you act all the time, because those types are quite popular amongst the other inmates.
 
Hey Nick, you child-abusing junkie, I hear you think rape jokes are funny, particularly those involving kids.

You're in luck, when in prison, you may possibly get to experience it yourself as a bottom, and you'll see just how funny it is... for the other person.

I already thought the minimum of you after all this, but seeing that incident report, there it is, in black and white - I am convinced you will not change until somebody forces you to. I hope you manage to drop that super gay way you act all the time, because those types are quite popular amongst the other inmates.
Mutts law
 
I just hope whoever gets them, places them in therapy.
They are going to need it, psrents arrested, everyone knows and they likely won’t be able to see parents for a year. It will fuck them up. To say nothing of the strain this will put on the family in general should things work out ok wnd Nick and Kayla get the kids back or just in grneral.

Kids are going to be fucked uo
 
How was Nick doing on that faithful May 16th?

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Oh the foreshadowing!

Also for new readers it's assumed the downfall of nick started around page 900

Seems to be around the time of the nsfw wine moms arc and the bottle in the butt cheeks arc.

Well yeah, he’ll lose them for several months and have to clean, they both will.

I guess it won't be cheap either, damn what a massive plummet from grace.
 
Oh he's super fucked, the bad part is I assume they will probably lose custody of their kids which is fucked up.
Then he will have to battle to get his kids back dark times for the Rekieta household, how do you fuck up so hard man Sheesh.
Congrats nick, you won! You got that awesome badass childfree eternal drug fueld party dick masterson life you always wanted, no more incel christcuck loser kids or family, friends or community to slow you down, the party is fucking on brother!
 
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