Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[IsaacShraeder]

"What should have been a routine flight from Minnesota to an interracial cuckold resort in Jamaica ended in tragedy. Here's the story of Baldo Air Flight 420:
In the captain's seat is 42 year old Nick Rekieta, who technically has a pilot's licence but hasn't actually flown a plane in years. In fact, the last time he's even looked at a plane was months ago. Shortly after takeoff, the aircraft experiences a stall. For 50 harrowing seconds, it plumetts towards the ground as ATC desperately tries to contact the crew, but to no avail. Flight 420 ends in a fireball somewhere in rural Minnesota. The NTSB investigation would reveal that Captain Rekieta had consumed copious ammounts of alcohol and cocaine before and during the flight. He then deliberately stalled the Aircraft after a passenger dared him to do it. Both the stick shaker and stall warnings went ignored, and the flight recorder showed the crew repeatedly breaking clean cockpit guidelines by reading the same irrelevant NOTAM message over and over again."

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Y'all talking about the medallion powers but I posit that the Jamaican wife-beater has been imbued with a Voodoo spell from the natives on the island. Maybe @No Batty Boys in Jamaica can enlighten us on this aspect of the scenario.

He stuck things up his butt at Hedonism II in Jamaica. That makes him a batty boy. In Jamaica. So of course he’s going to be hex’d. Now he’s going to be spending some time in the peepee poopoo rape dungeon to think about what he’s done.

I don’t know how the fuck you’re supposed to reverse a hex. People have been trying to cure HIV for the past 40 years and all they’ve gotten are expensive treatments (which are part of the hex).

Throwing the Balldo into a volcano is my best guess. It’s probably what went in his ass, and it probably had Nick’s balls attached. Nutsacks do not belong in buttcracks. That’s a curse of its own.

The Soufriere Hills would work but Kiluaea would be better because there’s actual molten lava to throw it into.

If that doesn’t work he needs to just jump into the crater and end it.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Do you think any of the kids were touched? I mean he keeps talking about molesting......

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I'm pretty confident that a kid mentioned his/her parent's behavior to a mandatory reporter, whether it be a "please help us" or they just were talking about their parent's behavior in a casual setting.

it's possible that some youth pastor had been harboring suspicions of abuse for some time now.

I think this is correct. I don't know squat about Evangelical Protestantism, but in most churches the run up to confirmation usually involves a few deep talks and examinations of conscience. Having watched the oldest son's testimony, I feel like he may well have discussed what's going on at home.

I doubt the homeschool pod qualifies as a mandatory reporter

They absolutely do.

but then why the delay between the incident report and the arrest?

They'd need to gather evidence to get a warrant.

 

[Scan_Lines]

ODD is one of those things I straight up don’t believe, like no, you’re just a retarded annoying faggot, you don’t have a mental disorder nick

Seems pretty real in how he's behaved on every piece of advice he's received

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Do you think any of the kids were touched? I mean he keeps talking about molesting......

Definitely not.

 

[Anstiv]

That stream was after the 16th though, wasn't it? So it could not have been that.


There's also extreme irony in Nick allegedly abusing or at least neglecting his children considering what he defamed monte over. Turns out, he is a bigger threat to kids than that weirdo.

It could have been part of evidence collected during the preliminary investigation by CPS. I'm sure Nick is well known enough around town as being a big shot Youtuber. The Appealstream blew up all over Twitter, I really wouldn't be surprised if it was heard by someone at CPS or law enforcement.

Typically CPS does an in-person investigation before the kids are taken away. The fact that they were arrested so early in the morning tells me that if there were any conversations with CPS that morning, they were rather short, and that they already had enough evidence to remove the kids from the home.

 

[sum ting wong]

Vito's appearance on STMS

Ralph's appearance on STMS

It's hard to trust Aaron at all since he keeps hinting at one thing then saying something completely different (hinting at sleeping with Kayla but also saying there's no swinging). He mentioned he made 4 figures yesterday so I'll give him one thing, he's smartly milking this for all he can before he fades into irrelevance again.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

the real tragedy in all this is that nick is unlikely to be able to read this thread while in jail

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can you imagine if it the cops had come in during the stream? That would've even made this more insane.

"Mr. Rekieta, Sir, why are there 9 tabs open of a fat dragon in a laboratory getting its anus stretched out by tubes?"

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Do you think any of the kids were touched? I mean he keeps talking about molesting......

No. None.

 

[Slimy Time]

Does anyone have the rough pages where he started all this baldo-cuck swing shit that led him down this drug fuelled path? Need to catch up on who these characters are (Aaron, April etc) since Rittenhouse and the OP is now out of date? Thanks.
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He and his wife must be visibly an absolute disaster in person for someone to mandatory report him for child neglect/abuse, assuming it’s some churchgoer report.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

If at any point you neglect your children to chase a “hedonistic lifestyle,” like a faggot, you should: absolutely, 100%, without question kill yourself for the betterment of your children.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Now I am not 100% sure about this, but I think the mandatory reporting act is about reporting to police.

"shall immediately report the information to the local welfare agency, agency responsible for assessing or investigating the report, police department, county sheriff, tribal social services agency, or tribal police department" is the text of the statute. Others in the thread have suggested there's some protocol as to who reports to which and why but it's not a matter of written law as far as I can see. Maybe jurisprudence or just a body of common knowledge within the relevant professions?

 

[Lokenstien]

Also for new readers it's assumed the downfall of nick started around page 900

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-900#post-17816582

What an absolutely prescient first post on that page:

No one who passes through the 'sektur' gets out clean, no one.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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"What should have been a routine flight from Minnesota to an interracial cuckold resort in Jamaica ended in tragedy. Here's the story of Baldo Air Flight 420:
In the captain's seat is 42 year old Nick Rekieta, who technically has a pilot's licence but hasn't actually flown a plane in years. In fact, the last time he's even looked at a plane was months ago. Shortly after takeoff, the aircraft experiences a stall. For 50 harrowing seconds, it plumetts towards the ground as ATC desperately tries to contact the crew, but to no avail. Flight 420 ends in a fireball somewhere in rural Minnesota. The NTSB investigation would reveal that Captain Rekieta had consumed copious ammounts of alcohol and cocaine before and during the flight. He then deliberately stalled the Aircraft after a passenger dared him to do it. Both the stick shaker and stall warnings went ignored, and the flight recorder showed the crew repeatedly breaking clean cockpit guidelines by reading the same irrelevant NOTAM message over and over again."

He's been told to pull up many many times it's a terrible fate not to listen to the farms sometimes.


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[glue eater]

"Mr. Rekieta, Sir, why are there 9 tabs open of a fat dragon in a laboratory getting its anus stretched out by tubes?"

Isn't he like, not-joking, into inflation furry porn?

 

[Meat Target]

Do you think any of the kids were touched? I mean he keeps talking about molesting......

I don't know enough about the Crackets Clan to say for sure. But as often I like to say: "it's never so bad that it can't get worse".

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Can't wait for this to bite me later, but I don't think Nick is crazy enough to molest them

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]