Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 139 38.6%
  • Total voters
    360
Scan_Lines said:
The Kayla being charged an hour later thing is bizarre though and suggests something happened for them to be charged an hour apart, maybe she was at home while rekieta and april were out in the popemobile?
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Yeah, they let her make arrangements for the kids. It's not that uncommon. According to Aaron Imholte he spoke with some family member and the kids were with family.

According to his morning show Kayla is a user as well who's family member reached out to him asking the best way to get Kayla out of the house so they could talk with her about leaving. This shit is darker than I ever thought.
 
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New archive for the arrest mention in his local paper
(Edit I see the late emotes I guess it was posted)
Too many posts to see if this was posted already but this is in their local paper. The archive at least is new I ran it. I'm not sure if this changes the timeline or the reporting is off.
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Electric Shock Rekei
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To the tune of:

I'm sitting in Minnysota jail,
cause’ I sniffed some coke out of a pail

Now this could be the end of me,
'cuz Vic Mignogna’s here in Cell Block 3.


They gonna electric shock Rekei’, cook my behind like butter on a plate.


Oooh, they gonna electric shock Rekei’, fill my behind


Kayla; I really loved that girl,
but she had the worst luck in the world.

I was only drinkin my wine;
I accidentally raped her 36 times.


They gonna electric shock Rekei’, cook my behind like that ragepig flambé.


Oooh, They gonna electric shock Rekei’, fill my behind.



Looks like I'm a guilty bro,
Loved lots of “women”, now I don’t even got my Balldo.

But what's worse, what made me flip my lid,
I hear Vito Gesualdi is watching my kids.



Oh, why don't they cut me some slack?
I'm a fake lawyer, youtube star, and I'm black.

Whilst kiwis argue up in my thread,
Monty be warming up that electrical chair.


They gonna electric shock Rekei’, cook my behind like CWC


Oooh, They gonna electric shock Rekei’., fill my behind.

WOOH! AHH! OHH! I DINDU NUFFIN! OH THAT HURTS! HURTS! GET ME A CAR, I’D RATHER DIE IN A CRASH! AHHH! WOOH! IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS JERSH! OHH! WHERE’S MANDY? I WANT A HANDY! WOOH! OOFH!





They gonna electric shock Rekei’
 
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LiminalHeaven said:
Remember when Farron Balanced leaked DMs with Rekieta and not only was the sex dungeon stuff leaked but it was in fact Kayla the demon BPD mother who wanted to open up the relationship? Rest in Hell Kayla. I hope they throw the book at you and Nick.
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Can you source this because it’s been mentioned before in the post-arrest buzz but no one gave links

Edit: are you sure it was DMs with Nick and not just her shit talking? See below
Captain Manning said:
It was Faran relating to another guy, in a separate conversation, what Nick allegedly told her that Kayla wants to do.

That is why I have been pretty consistent it's not very good evidence as to determing Kayla's motivations. Either Faran could be full of shit, or Nick could be full of shit.

I think somebody like Aaron could shed far better light on this if he was a first-hand party to certain overtures made by one or both Rekietas.
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Reversal said:
Did Nick seriously burn all bridges that didn't enable him?
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yes
Not Who You Think said:
For Interested Parties: The Couch Story

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TL/DW: After doing drugs at Aaron's house (without clearing it with Aaron), and then being told never to bring drugs to the house ever again, Nick brought a lockbox full of drugs to Aaron's house and even left a bullet of cocaine on the couch where Aaron's kids were playing.
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Aaron has every right to hurt nick in any way he can as far as im concerned. As ive said aaron isn't some saint but its clear he's a normal person and has what all normal people do which is drawing the line at the kids. I HOPE he was the one to call it in he earned it after everything nick did to him.
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
I have to disagree on this a lot of stuff nick has done and said prior to his slide into the substance abuse has me beleiving that the alcohol and drugs are a symptom of a greater defect in his soul, not the cause.
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And you might be right on that. But there’s a reason why people go through rehab and come out changed.
Seanut Arbuckle said:
He needs to get off the pride and hedonism and selfishness which is far harder than getting off of drugs and alcohol.
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Sure but getting off the things everyone has said make the problems a billion times worse help a lot. And is routinely step one in fixing a soul
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legal mindset
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Legal Mindset et al did not dunk on him. LM and PC and others in LawTube are seemingly the only ones in his corner. They’ve been the people shitting on Nick’s supposed friends for being absolute snakes.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
Told April she has 3 days to get rid of the drugs to protect herself. Why? Because he's probably planning on divorcing her. It greatly benefits Aaron to make a call to CPS.
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Awfully strong take for not knowing what you’re talking about.

1) The Aaron/April divorce has been public knowledge for quite some time now. No “probably planning on divorcing her” about it.

2) Read the actual report. This was in-person, there was no “call.”
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
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Aaron has every right to hurt nick in any way he can as far as im concerned. As ive said aaron isn't some saint but its clear he's a normal person and has what all normal people do which is drawing the line at the kids. I HOPE he was the one to call it in he earned it after everything nick did to him.
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Not saying I would but there are a lot of men out there that would make anyone that slept with their wife "ride the fucking lightning"
 
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