Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

... Would a lawyer be a mandated reporter? Like say, one handling a lawsuit against Nick who might have been sent a stream where he's very obviously blackout drunk and doing cocaine with kids in the house on?

No, a mandated reporter is generally someone who works with kids specifically.

 

[zimzam88]

Ethan van Niggerhater is such a fucking joke.

He just wants to keep the balldo lubed up to get the exclusive interview with rekieta when he returns. All about the grift.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I can't wait to see DSP's take on this considering Phil just recently watched Rekieta content.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Fentanyl is probably one of the worst things you could get caught with at this point. Very potent and can easily become a danger if it gets into anything that might be ingested by the kid. There's also a widespread belief among first responders that you can get a contact toxicity just by touching someone who has taken it - not actually true but sounds scary.

Bullshit, fentanyl is commonly used as a sedative by paramedics. Plus it’s a downer, not an upper. Rekieta is an uppers guy.

Those meth faced ghouls would have been better off with fentanyl. And by that I mean better off dead from an overdose on it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Branca: nicks not gonna lose his license. Not that he should care anyway. He's a non practicing lawyer.

Whoooaaaaaa branca did you really go there? Do you realize what happened to the last guy who said that?!

 

[the_tepes]

If they lose custody of the kids, you think Drexel is gonna try for them?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It'll just jump to someone else like Azazel at the end of Fallen.
You can't kill a Demon like that, you're just killing the host.

Yeah but they don’t automatically jump, there has to be some element of proximity to a suitable alternate host.

If dick was alone for the night, maybe the demon would at least lose its tether to the corporeal plane for a while

 

[RodgerDodger]

The kids are homeschooled somehow. Unless they recently started going to in-person school, which wouldn't shock me at all. That would give the Rackets more alone time to wallow in degeneracy. If they are part of a homeschooling group then I could see a teacher calling it in.

Maybe the older one(s) begged to go to public school and they agreed?

It's the end of school year. Homeschool kids need to go in for evaluations and testing.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I'd agree if it was corpo job. But a lawyer, unless he works in a office job, lives and dies by his name. If you had a choice against a normal lawyer vs a lawyer with tons of easily googable internet dramas the choice would be pretty easy.

I wasn’t saying he’d go and still do law.

Not only will they have to be clean, they'll have to STAY clean. CPS will check in at random on the living conditions every few days/weeks/months for years.

Absolutely. And that’s honestly what they need.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

There is so much savory coming out of my earbuds right now that I hope it doesn’t throw off the subtle flavors of my precious tamagoyaki.

All I see in her eyes is crack. I don't see any emotion, negative or positive.

Kayla: zonked out of her mind
Nick: Scandinavian Prudes!
April: What a buzzkill.

 

[CoomerTine]

“I wouldn’t blame anyone for making the call”

Ah shit Branca is getting a 2Am shower call

 

[Goofy Logic]

Nick however, looks fucking MAD. He looks like he knows exactly what happened, and he's pissed off. He looks like he's ready to break someone's face. Not that he's mad at the cops or at the situation. But he looks like he knows exactly who called the cops and why. He kind of looks like he just wants to say "Really? Are you fucking kidding me?"

You are absolutely guaranteed he is going to claim gayops by everyone including CPS the next time he streams if he is bailed out of jail. His NPD won't allow him to admit fault.

 

[Owlbear]

If they lose custody of the kids, you think Drexel is gonna try for them?

Why? They're not 18 yet.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

ITS ON.

Nick is still in jail.
Gets called a sad little bitch by an observer. They're told to mute.

 

[CoomerTine]

LFG

 

[SpergioLeonne]

... Would a lawyer be a mandated reporter? Like say, one handling a lawsuit against Nick who might have been sent a stream where he's very obviously blackout drunk and doing cocaine with kids in the house on?

I think only if it was pertinent to the case the lawyer was working, but fuck me, I’m not the legal expert around here.

 

[Symalsa]

Almost 200 more pages since noon yesterday... Whats a quick summary of what happened?

Here’s the quick run down

ANIME SUCKS COPE AND SNEED

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

"Nick looks like a sad little bitch right now" LOL

 

[Mouse Cop]

I'm in boys

 

[Alabama Man]

inb4 someone fucks around in the call ala DSP