Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telemeter]

I hope Nick posts bond and then immediately does another pillstream, calls the judge a cunt, and threatens to kill the cops.

Nick is going flee to Mexico. Ralph is setting up his own torta stand and he needs a lawyer to install the toilets.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

"He should be disbarred for trying to represent a codefendant "

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Drink at $50k!

$50k tips goal! Maybe he'll put on a vest at $75k? DSP is so jealous.

 

[Meat Target]

He's becoming the COAT - the Cow of All Time.

Chris will not be surpassed. He is the Dark Tower of lolcows; all things serve the Merge.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"Cast the Sonichu medallion into the fire! Destroy it!"

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[AnOminous]

How long will it be before Nick violates his pretrial conditions?

Within minutes. It would be hilarious if they did a random drug test the very day he gets released and he tests positive.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

So as I understand it the bond conditions are

$50k

OR

PR with Drug testing, no alcohol, report to probation, etc.

And they selected the latter.

Right?

No. Nick tried to object to that under undue burden/the 8th amendment (someone more law savvy can explain why people have been laughing at that, maybe it’s because Nick has a trust fund and has a 25+ gram coke habit) but the Judge stayed it.

Edit: they released Kayla on her own recognizance just now but I missed it, did they release Nick? I assume so because of bail but idk I’m not a lawyer

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Gives off a Martin Short from SNL era vibe...

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(Separated at birth, perhaps?)

Jesus this looks like an anorexic Sam Hyde, lol.

 

[likeacrackado]

Nick's 8th amendment objection on the grounds of excessive bail was absolutely retarded, borderline disrespectful, and shows just how little he has learned from this whole ordeal.

Sounded like him throwing shit at the wall hoping they would reduce it.

Didn't they explicitly say "no alcohol"?

Yes, but his lawlizard former friends on stream are confused because the court phrased it like '$50k and unconditional' and 'conditional with drug testing, no alcohol and the firearm restrictions'. As a non-lawlizard I assume both are applied and its just how the judges phrase it in Nick's locality.

 

[AnOminous]

No. Nick tried to object to that under undue burden/the 8th amendment (someone more law savvy can explain why people have been laughing at that, maybe it’s because Nick has a trust fund and has a 25+ gram coke habit) but the Judge stayed it.

I liked that the judge didn't even respond to it, just set the amount instantly after he made that dumbass argument.

Yes, but his lawlizard former friends on stream are confused because the court phrased it like "$50k and unconditional" and "conditional with drug testing, no alcohol and the firearm restrictions". As a non-lawlizard I assume both are applied and its just how the judges phrase it in Nick's locality.

I'm confused by that wording too, but the "conditional" sounded like normal conditions of release. You're generally not released on bond with "it's okay if you take drugs and commit crimes" as your conditions of release.

 

[Absolutego]

People keep saying that this has chance to wake up Rekieta. But these people don't understand addiction.(also his problem isn't just addiction)
He needs a "car crash" moment. A sudden and serious event that ends with him lying still unable to do nothing for a long enough time to feel the pain he has caused himself. Having the cops knock on your door and peacefully leading you to jail isn't that.

For a lot of people it would be. I've known addicts where the first time they saw a courtroom it was enough of a wake up call. I've known others where finally getting hit for mistreating their kids was enough to rattle them loose of their addiction.
Strongly doubt it in Nick's case though. He's way too egotistical and self-assured. Having a built-in audience of sycophants to fluff his ego only compounds that problem.

 

[Poonocchio]

Having the cops knock on your door and peacefully leading you to jail isn't that.

Having your kids taken off you should be.

 

[TurdThrower]

I joined the zoom call late, like two or 3 people before Kayla. Watching replay and did someone in the zoom call say "Nick looks like a sad little bitch right now." or was that someone on the stream that I'm watching

 

[ghastlyretard]

I'm embarrassed for thinking that this thread wouldn't reach 4k pages.

When Nick gets out, will he republish his GiveSendGo?

 

[juniorAccount]

I know that feeling...

 

[Friekorps2656]

https://www.fox9.com/news/nick-rekieta-mn-lawyer-youtuber-facing-drug-charge

Found ketamine and an AR under the bed....

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

To be fair it is a very high bail for a case like this. This is the kind of shit that you'd very often just get o.r. on. Just blindly citing the Eighth was retarded, but he could have argued ties to the community, lack of any flight risk, etc.

I don't think it's high for a second degree drug possession felony charge. I've seen 12k for a dui with child endangerment (kids in car), and a dui is way less than that level of felony.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Aren’t some of them teenagers? Aarons a retarded gay nigger with aids.

I doubt that the Rackets raised their children properly, even before the whole deviancy became the norm

 

[Extreme Crusader]

>Criminal Defense Attorney talks to cops
>Says never talk to cops
>Talk to cops

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

So is Nick finally a practicing lawyer now?