Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 86 32.5%

  • Total voters
    265
I think some people might not know how much that is...
For reference if you buy coke in a club or something you're usually buying it in 1g or 0.5g. With a steady pace of use (couple of bumps a hour) that can easily keep you going all night and at 1g and you'll still have some left. Even this one girl I knew who had a serious coke problem was only doing like at most 2 grams on a wild night out (and certainly not on consecutive nights...).


25g even over a long weekend and even sharing is going to end in a hole in your nose... at the least you're looking at amphetamine psychosis.


Yeah getting drunk every night, doing open polyamorous relationships, and having a shit load of coke on you is something you get over in your 20s, not when you're married, with a house and a bunch of kids running around.
Ahh okay, so we are in micrograms to get a good kick in the balls? I've also had a coworker that did cocaine, never asked more about it (I was a prude), but it did explain how they were so energized on two hours of sleep. Thanks to everyone to putting words into an understandable perspective.
Wait wait wait, brown substance, marks on his arms...I'm just gonna fuckin' say it, America has a Fucking opiate problem. ooo ooo oooo
 
As the old saying goes, a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Clearly, he does not fully appreciate the position he's in.

Ordinarily, a defendant like Balldo would be a candidate for diversion, some sort of drug treatment program in lieu of real punishment. However, in this case: 1) there's guns involved; 2) there may be an outstanding CPS investigation which could produce additional charges; 3) the amount of drugs he had on hand (25+ grams?) is absurd for personal use; and 4) he is an insufferable faggot. He really ought to have competent representation.

Looking forward to seeing how well he complies with the terms of his release. Something tells me he's not going to follow the rules.

Also looking forward to seeing how his license plays out with the Minnesota bar. Moral turpitude and all that.
 
How long before Nick starts having severe delirium tremens? Remember, alcohol withdrawals are one of the few drug withdrawals that can kill you
Assuming he was boozed to the gills when he got booked at 10am yesterday, around lunchtime tomorrow they'll start.
 
I don't think it's high for a second degree drug possession felony charge. I've seen 12k for a dui with child endangerment (kids in car), and a dui is way less than that level of felony.
The Florida lawyer said otherwise, but then, he practices in Florida so probably mainly defends Florida Men.
 
I cant believe he thinks representing kaila a good idea.
1694123617265.png Don't have to worry about the possibility of a divorce when your wife gets the electric chair.
 
Did he kill them or fuck them though? And is there a history of abuse/neglect or were they pretty well taken care of until he and his wife started drinking and partying like assholes?

I could see if this was a constant, reoccurring theme in their lives but again, it's kind of douchey to wish prison on someone cuz they made a few mistakes. If he was kicking the shit out of the kids, killed or fucked one of them, that would be one different.
My guy child abuse is child abuse. They will remember that shit for the rest of their lives. Their dad was literally dying in front of them. You are beyond retarded. He deserves to be locked up for the full 25 years. Fuck him.
 
The cops had to literally BUST THE DOOR DOWN. Oh my FUCKING God.

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When you take into account that Nick and his wife were in possession of firearms at the time, I am completely stunned that no guns were fired.

This might explain the black eye though.

This could have been so much uglier than it already is. Yikes.
 
So what is next up on betting pool? Nick arranges a hit from behind bars? An escape attempt? Joins the Aryan nation?
He's going to  hopefully be poopoo buttraped behind bars every single day once Deebo and Bubba find out how much of a sexual deviant he was outside bars.
 
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