Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goofy Logic]

As someone who has no concept of cocaine or the metric system, is the amount found something a normal user would have on them or way more/less

26.5 grams or a little under one ounce. That is dealer amounts of drugs by the legal definition. Users usually only have a couple of grams on them.

 

[Desktop User2]

Personal use would be 1 or 2 grams, he had 25 grams... so he had low end drug dealer quantities at his home.

you snort 1g of low end street grade coke at a time and they probably do 3 or 4 times each. It´s a lot of coke but ok for 3 degens in a weekend.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Nick’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder is going to suit him well in prison.

I want to state, for the record, that the real victim in all of this is me. I got so enraptured by this zany shit that I burned the beans for my refried bean casserole!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

His wife is, however, an exceptionally dumb fuck. Christ. She lied to cops while in custody and tried to get them to give her god-knows-what she had stashed in an rx bottle.

Considering she was unresponsive when they came knocking, maybe she straight forgot those were in the bottle. Seen that happen many a time.

 

[Major]

Now that anime lawyer is jailed, maybe he would be willing to sell me his house, it's pretty sweet.

Castle Balldo

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This shower is so large and nice, I could spend hours calling @Null on the phone. Maybe tell him about some people posting wrong information and stuff. No reason, just to chat ha ha.

gun is visible on the rack on one of the pictures. So is his massive 7ft tall safe.

 

[Catastrophes]

Given that they're out in the middle of nowhere, they buy drugs like they're shopping at Costco.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Yellowflash asked Nick in january how is your dry january going? Nick did ok because he switched to coke ..... and in february it was coke and ketamine, and by March Coke Ketamine and Jack, By april Coke whiskey ketamine meth, hotwives and troons! Buy July Prison bitch lets fucking go!

 

[RussianParasite]

Joe and all these snakes "I care about Nick because he's my friend so stop 'speculating'". These fuckers sat on stream while he got wasted, attacked his fans while he talked about the most heinous stuff, and all them denied anything was wrong.

“I DiDnt kNoW iT waS THiS BaD!!!!!”

Stfu, retards. You knew.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Actually, I don't think anybody in this thread has been more right than @Balldo's Gate. MANDdy is a dude. The corner demon is real (and April) Those were both him.

Calm down.

On a lighter note, I like how this event is so big it brought @Haru Okumura back from the dead. Welcome back Haru!

Nah yeah I was just in Sekturian Ralpha male Blooddrinker mode, he’s def one of the best posters here and made a ton of good posts, but I also do think he goes way over the top with really extreme crazy speculation sometimes, like that whole spat was because he said that Nick was probably absent because one of his kids found his drugs and did them on accident.

Dunno about you guys but I find that highly highly highly unlikely. That would be a pretty NUCLEAR level dealio. Nicks a retarded piece of shit, but im 100% confident he’d take his kids to the doctor if they got his coke and got sick, I don’t think he’s a monster.

My philosophy with lolcows is very conservative when it comes to theorycrafting/making shit the fuck up, like anyone who believed the April blowjob under the table shit is just a total retard to me, he was obviously doing a Dsp meme in response to anime sucks cope and sneed

 

[polar bear]

What upstanding family man hasn't purchased a fucking brick of cocaine in his life? The cops just hate liberty and conservative values.

Well it's because he was committed to being a great streamer, don't you know? He sacrificed his health in order to entertain his viewers. What a great guy. He tried so hard. It's not his fault all of this happened.
You know who's to blame?
The Schedule. This Schedule motherfucker was always against him. Nick went above and beyond to overcome adversities and be the best father and husband in the world. But the fucking Schedule, man... Nick was doing FAN-TAS-TIC all the time, his liver number were GREAT, he was healthier than ever!
The Schedule did this to him.

 

[zimzam88]

I wonder whats Cgoody's thoughts on all this?

Here's his take from last night.

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder is going to suit him well in prison.

I want to state, for the record, that the real victim in all of this is me. I got so enraptured by this zany shit that I burned the beans for my refried bean casserole!

RIP tasty casserole... o7

 

[General Disarray]

They're both still in custody. Can they make arrangements for themselves from jail? I don't think so, I only know that you usually have to get a hold of someone on the outside to set a bondsman up, and seeing as how he balked at the amount I'm wondering if his parents cut him off. Maybe get a cash advance on the credit cards found in the safe lmao. I'm wondering if his kin is embarrassed enough by him to make some calls to local bondsmen asking them to deny his requests. They don't HAVE to sign for him.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Baldo should have built a Drug/Gun dungeon instead of a sex one.

 

[Lancelot]

In any normal case he would 100% get a plea deal and would never do 26 years. Nick however is so monumentally retarded he might actually have to do it all lol.

“Rekieta the state is asking for 25 years. This court awards you the electric chair. May god have mercy on your soul. Jailor shave what remains of his hair and let’s get this frier cookin”. Judge joe brown

 

[Red Mask]

Dry? I’m sure Nick was as dry as a lake.

 

[Mikoyan]

Can we crowdfund shooting Vito and his handler Dax into the sun?

PC then did some minging freeze peach thing with 'Somalia rules' in chat. Yeah sure pedo enabler.

But yes, let's get on that.

 

[MeltyTW]

incident was possible child abuse

Quick someone get diddle Dax to say how how nick wasn't hurting anyone with his drug binges and fucked choices again

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Yes. Not weaned, just detoxed.

Alcohol detox can kill. It is, to the surprise of many, one of the worst kicks possible. Only benzos compare.

I'd expect him to get a script for librium, Valium, or some other long acting benzo. He was looking pretty shakey at arraignment, which could be the DTs.

No, he's just barely starting the shakes + sweat stage. He's got such wonderful delights to look forward to.

Unless he violates his bail terms (he absolutely will violate his bail terms) and starts drinking again, the shakes and sweat will get increasingly worse over the next 24 hours at which point he'll start the actual DTs and seizures. That lasts for a day, then he'll start hallucinating, and that lasts for god only knows how long. (Edit: Clarification, the DTs and Seizures keep going, they don't end after 24 hours, it's just that he gets the 105 degree fever + hallucinations added on top of the shakes and twitching.)

All this while he's detoxing from Cocaine, Ketamine, and Heroin too, at the same time.

Oh and all this presumably with a house full of booze and whatever nose candy they didn't find in their raid and/or raids.

Oh and this will be both him and Mrs. Rackets. AND their side hole, if she's been partying like they have.

The BEST thing his family could have done would be to enter his house without permission and dump every single trace of booze they could find down the sink, presuming anyone's allowed at what is a crime scene at this point. Because he's a non-functioning addict and absolutely, 100%, will drink once the deets and first seizure starts just to try and get them to go away.

[Realization: He might not even be allowed to go home if it's a crime scene and they want to keep it pristine.]

If he doesn't check himself into a hospital for help detoxing he's a goddamned fool. He's going to need help but with ODD and Narcissism there's no fucking way he'll ever admit it.

 

[Orc-Chud]

It just hit me where I had seen Kayla's mugshot before...
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Is that characters name balldo or am I losing my mind