Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Blackstar]

congratulations @Blackstar for getting, i think, the most amount of likes that I have ever seen, and in the quickest amount of time too. great job you done it

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I will gift you a special cat when you break 1k

Thanks but I'm not the one deserving the credit, I'm a happenings Jew and stole the news from the keno kasino where @troonshine posted it first

 

[AnOminous]

I’m surprised he didn’t get charged with intent to distribute. That much blow suggests someone is not just doing it, but is also selling it.

They probably took one look at him and his zombie-faced whore of a wife and decided "yeah they really do do this much coke personally."

 

[Neetorino]

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Ali Alexander cameo?

This nigger used a $100 bill to snort with! Oh my fucking god he couldn't be more of a wigger if he tried.

Also: his arrest got a Know Your Meme article now. Phonefagging so some'll have to archive it for me please and thank you. Sorry if I'm late with this.

 

[Lokenstien]

Any guesses as to what the Sermon this weekend will be about at their church?

Irate Gamer is going to give a guest lecture on how alcohol attracts demons and will explain Magi-Chan in great detail to Minnesotaian grannies.

 

[Bookwork]

The pace of this thread makes it impossible to spam. You kiwis are too powerful a force for historic intubation.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

How long has the "babysitter" been with them?
Would be funny if it were April that introduced them to c-c-c-cocaine.
April seems to be the girl to have street connection with how her life's been. Both Rekieta's are nerds. No way Nick was prowling the streets for a dealer on his own, someone hooked him up.

Aaron is an unreliable narrator but for what it's worth he claims that the Rekietas were doing these drugs long before they met April. When did he meet April, and when did he start following the coke dealer on Instagram? Those dates might confirm or contradict his claim.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

I can't keep up, I'm just gonna read the thread backwards. fuck you all.

 

[waffle]

Evweyone talkng about the kids. There is likely a non-criminal abuse and neglect family court case about care and custody of the children that is totally sealed. That is where when and how they get to see the kids again will be decided. That may be a bigger deal than the criminal case TBH. They're likely to be offered probation or some kind of diversion.

 

[Mutley]

This is going to best trial coverage Nick has done since Rittehouse

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Why would someone order so much coke at once?

Memorial Day weekend.
He probably was gonna have a drug fueled 3way with him amber and kayla. Maybe Drexel would come over too.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Even the rewrite OP will probably need some work after this week. I don't envy Himedall

Nick Rekieta was a FUNNY and WEIRD internet lawyer that got famous covering the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. He then got even more FUNNY and WEIRD when he started doing cocaine and became a swinger, alienating his fans and friends. This culminated in a FUNNY and WEIRD finale where he and his wife were raided by police for being FUNNY and WEIRD negligent parents abusing shittons of drugs with a homewrecking party slut that was divorcing their swinger friend. They are now incarcerated in a FUNNY and WEIRD prison while their traumatized kids are left permanently mentally scarred.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Why do I have the bad feeling that he's gonna go the Jimmy Swaggart route and turn this into a apology tour/easy grift bucks?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

>says the source wishes to remain anonymous
>immediately reveals the sources name in all caps anyway

how is this allowed lmao

they're probably not used to anyone outside of local press giving a shit about the situation... but no one should depend on being really anonymous in a situation like this. Otherwise the government could raid your house and say "oh yeah, some guy told us you had drugs, but he requested anonymity so trust me bro"

 

[TheClappening]

Going to have to disagree. I bet that pastor tried everything before he told the police. He didn’t snitch, he saved the innocent children of his congregation. The people who don’t understand this wasn’t snitching need to be sterilized.

I think the point of contention isn't that the priest reported, it's that the document named him.

Now if more people are endangering their kids, they'll stay away from that particular priest, giving him less chances to intervene.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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That's my cat! Damn you Karen Farms!

 

[Axiom.]

A new era has begun

 

[Hungrier Troon]

I mean it's as good an idea as any... what brown drugs DON'T cops carry a field test for? If they had any kind of confirmation, we'd know it.

Could be DMT since the Rekietas seem to have a fondness for Hallucinogens and it goes great with Shrooms, Acid, Molly, Ayahuasca etc. But to get at least a closer guess we'd need to know at least in what form it was. Some forms of DMT looks like brown sugar, others are white powder and some look like brownish wax. I don't know if Cops in Minnesota have Tests for that on hand tho.

 

[Bookwork]

Memorial Day weekend.
He probably was gonna have a drug fueled 3way with him amber and kayla. Maybe Dex would come over too.

At least explosions referred to as "fireworks" are not that typical just now.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

One of you earlier today linked to a series of texts from circa 2023 showing that Nick's wife threatened to divorce Nick if he didn't start swinging. If anyone has a link to that, giveme

 

[DumbDude43]

April seems to be the girl to have street connection with how her life's been. Both Rekieta's are nerds. No way Nick was prowling the streets for a dealer on his own, someone hooked him up.

dude have you seen the type of people nick runs with?
all he has to do is ask drexel for it and he will make the intro to get him a coke connect, 100%.