Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mindlessobserver]

Memorial Day weekend.
He probably was gonna have a drug fueled 3way with him amber and kayla. Maybe Dex would come over too.

And they'd make the kids watch. So hot. Right guys? Right? OMG you all are such prudes! it was a joke! Oh my god.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

>says the source wishes to remain anonymous
>immediately reveals the sources name in all caps anyway

how is this allowed lmao

Officer I just want the kids safe, please don't report me.

SURE THING!

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

it's not a disgrace, but it compromises his position and potentially his ability to help others in the future.

like, now people in his congregation know that this guy will potentially rat you out to the cops if you tell him bad shit, so they will be more inclined to keep their guard up.
the next time someone in his church decides to go down the road of balldos and dope, they'll take extra care to keep it secret from that guy in particular.

Let's be real here. Do we really believe that Nick was hiding his degeneracy from the Scandinavian incel prudes? He'd been approached about it before. He apparently had people try and talk to him about his issues but he threw his childish fits about how if you "aren't a multimillionaire streamer with 5 kids" you just can't understand his problems. I don't think that will be a problem for that congregation.

 

[Bookwork]

This is like New Years Eve in here except I still have all my clothes on.

Wait!

I'll be right back!

 

[theshep]

This thread is wild. I get to the bottom of one page and three more appear.

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)
Nicky, JuJu and Vito The Pedo coping and seething as we speaking.

EDIT:
(A)
Metokur and Eric July crossover.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Why do they look so gay? Like that just looks like a tiny sex toy I would be embarrassed to carry that around

You expected something dignified from the owner of a balldo?

 

[Lawltism]

Evweyone talkng about the kids. There is likely a non-criminal abuse and neglect family court case about care and custody of the children that is totally sealed. That is where when and how they get to see the kids again will be decided. That may be a bigger deal than the criminal case TBH. They're likely to be offered probation or some kind of diversion.

CPS takes forever to make findings even in the most obvious situations. We won't be hearing that outcome for months.

 

[CervixHammer]

The steel toe cuckold said that Nick uses "a bullet container" (nice right wing gun knowledge stupid) as a coke scoop. And left it out in front of the cucks kids.

A "bullet container" refers to something like this, not a bullet casing.

I thought he meant one of these:


(ninja'd by how fast this thread is going):

This is a “coke bullet”.

 

[Apochrypha]

Seethe, schnoz, seethe.

I don't know enough about Rekieta to confirm if his extended family would be a good choice to let the kids live with (or Kayla's) but I hope that if they end up getting removed permanently they don't get sucked into the foster care system.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Officer I just want the kids safe, please don't report me.

SURE THING!
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Its a good thing cause it keeps actual snitches in check.
Remember all the coof coof snitches that were reporting neighbors for going outside or hugging family members?

Its so you can give those kinds of people the stitches for licking the state's boots a little too hard.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Man, in retrospect people asking nick if he'd allow various degenerates to look after his kids is super prescient.

 

[gish.]

Wow. Nick has a pile of cocaine and fires a machine gun indoors. Is he the real life Tony Montana?

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Imagine going your whole life without becoming a junkie only to get addicted to coke in your 40's. Wow what a waste.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Now Balldo can finally write that book he has been talking about for so long. How to become a successful streamer and then get arrested for child neglect the story of the Balldo.

One of you earlier today linked to a series of texts from circa 2023 showing that Nick's wife threatened to divorce Nick if he didn't start swinging. If anyone has a link to that, giveme

fake news

 

[AnOminous]

Also: his arrest got a Know Your Meme article now. Phonefagging so some'll have to archive it for me please and thank you. Sorry if I'm late with this.

His facial expression is perfect. It's the perfect example of a picture being worth a thousand words, except all the words are "HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOING TO BE ON THE INTERNET FOREVER AND SPAMMED IN EVERY CHAT I EVEN GET MENTIONED IN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE" and he tries to look badass.

He tries to look badass in that faggot-ass Jamaican shirt themed after the Jamaican bucks who fucked his wife while he jerked off his limp Balldo-encased genitalia.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This thread is wild. I get to the bottom of one page and three more appear.

 

[Lokenstien]

All I ever ask is that Gothic King Cobra gets nominated. Those chances are shattered now. That boy put up a good attempt this year too...

I think we might need to have a Demon of the Year as well: Magi-Chan, Jessica, Evil-Eddy... These lolcows are being haunted by evil forces that are the REAL reason they're lives are complete messes and it's time the Farms gives these entities proper credit.

 

[Bookwork]

Jersh, yer severs very strong when we light all the fuses!

Boom, boom, baybee.

 

[ScooterL]

The cocaine-induced weight loss has really brought out her cheekbones.