Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%
  • Total voters
    294
Balldo's Gate said:
THEY SAY THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT ME.
THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE.
THEY SAY THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY.
THEY FLAT OUT FUCKING LIE.
THEY SAY I COMMIT LITERAL CRIMES.
THEY SAY I ABUSE MY CHILDREN AND MY FAMILY.
THEY SAY I BEAT MY FAMILY, SEAN.


Wonder if Nick was on coke for this rant.
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Fucking gold

THEY were right
 
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polar bear said:
That's what I am thinking is inevitable. I don't have much experience with hardcore junkies, but I always heard that it's tough for couples to get sober together, because when one of them gets weak, the other one may just start finding excuses to also get weak and participate in habit.: "Shhh we just won't tell anybody". If they will get into rehabs then that's cool, but if they just go back home together, they will either start blaming each other or find excuses to get back into drugs.
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I might have to stop reading this thread 'cause I just keep seeing shit that reminds me of my own parents. This is 100% the sort of shit they would do. Be clean for a few days then egg each other back into it, tell each other why it's not a real back track. That sort of shit.
 
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Phil Leotardo said:
I may be misremembering, but I could've sworn I saw that it was a Sig somewhere
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Correct
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mindlessobserver said:
If he gets featured 5 times in a row, he should be ascended to god hood, given his own subforum, and the top left title of the website changed to "Kiwisplaining the Interwebs".

Also, sorry Pat Bros and Bossman Stans, but Rekeita is a free man for the rest of the year. He's got an arraignment in August and the Trial will probably happen at the end of the year or soon after. Its literally over for lolcow of the year. Not unless Ethan Ralph comes in clutch.
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All I ever ask is that Gothic King Cobra gets nominated. Those chances are shattered now. That boy put up a good attempt this year too...
 
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Aw shucks. I wanted the scab-pickers to dwell in barred irony until the patriotic holiday had passed.

Still, I understand the taxpayers' need to boot their pimpled asses back onto the bricks a.s.a.p. to avoid further dollars being diverted from Elon's space probes.

How soon til the next Niko's stream?

Will he move to Mehheeko the better to meet many las putas? Can't wait to find out.
 
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aromatic said:
Ran the mugshots through a few face emotion recognition sites, since people like Null say that Kayla looks super pissed.

If you try to see anger, then it's kind of there; but really, she just looks dazed. Plus the 'surprised' look from the facelift(s).

No idea what detox from cocaine results in, but Kayla just seems xanny'd.

Very unreliable narrators, but Aaron was saying that April told him that Nick and April were on one side of refilling the drugs, and Kayla was on the other. Really likely to be April trying to demonize Kayla and 'steal nick away'. But people give Kayla a massive ton of credit, but that trashy tattoo and the hedonism kikery, and now this drug fueled life in her 40's with five kids, she's a piece of work.

Definitely a fitting wife for rackets.


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How long has the "babysitter" been with them?
Would be funny if it were April that introduced them to c-c-c-cocaine.
April seems to be the girl to have street connection with how her life's been. Both Rekieta's are nerds. No way Nick was prowling the streets for a dealer on his own, someone hooked him up.
 
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Meat Target said:
That's really only an internal rule within the churches (aka a priest will get defrocked if he divulges what he's told in confession). It isn't legally binding as far as the secular authorities are concerned.

Correct. It's a generally-accepted Christian doctrine that believers ought to obey the civil authorities, as God has given them power in one way or another (provided they enact fair laws and uphold their noblesse oblige).

Using the name of God during a SovCit chimpout is just evidence that you're not sorry.
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I said outside the law. Although those denominations probably have the strongest remaining protections in law since they are rooted in antiquity. Rest can range from worthwhile to as worthless as therapy confidentiality.
 
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AnOminous said:
And just as a baseline, when I was a lot younger and dumber, I'd occasionally do a few lines on a weekend, and that amount Nick has is easily twice or more than twice what I did over an entire about two year period. I knew a few people I would consider outright cokeheads at the time, and to them, an eightball was a big purchase and enough for a week or so for themselves or a really big party.
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Yeah, it's one thing to dabble here and there at parties and shit but to be doing coke at home, surrounded by your kids is insane. Like what's even the point?
 
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