Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Some of that cheese isn't even melted.

Jack used at least 6 or more slices of cheese.

 

[boxybum]

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I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.

 

[BaldCharles]

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This actually seems somewhat ok for Jack standards? It's obviously still kind of trashy, I have no idea if this carnivore flour is any good and he failed to melt the cheese properly, but it looks like the kind of slop you would eat after a night of heavy drinking.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.

Honestly having that amount of cheese could be fine if it was for something like it being melted in mac n'cheese or a cheese heavy dish, but to have that on top of the carnivore bread which has cheese and eggs in it along with beef, and then putting more red meat into it is unhealthy.

It would've been better if Jack made a chicken sandwich or something, or used half the cheese he put in it.

 

[lindsayfan]

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some real exorcist shit there. watching jack chase the bowl around the countertop as he tries unsuccessfully to stir its contents was darkly funny.

also funny that he didn't even bother IDing or differentiating in any way those "3 cheeses" he stacked a leafpile of... there's just 3 of them, that's all. cheeses 1-3. perfectly in keeping with @Null 's ameriburger cheese opinions

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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@5:50 You can hear Junior drop a "FUCK!" in the back

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Jack ate a sandwich properly! I expect it to be a recurring thing since he's no longer 'wasting' his tastebuds on real bread anymore.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.

There truly is some sort of irony taking place here. Vegans have been mocked for a long time for trying to imitate meat and animal products. And yet, here we have carnivores trying to replicate plant products. My, have the tables have turned.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.

Honestly having that amount of cheese could be fine if it was for something like it being melted in mac n'cheese or a cheese heavy dish, but to have that on top of the carnivore bread which has cheese and eggs in it along with beef, and then putting more red meat into it is unhealthy.

It would've been better if Jack made a chicken sandwich or something, or used half the cheese he put in it.

Yeah I truly do not understand the carnivore shit, especially Jack's take on it. How can you argue that vegetables are bad for you? Carbs, I get, especially refined carbs. Sugar, I get, especially added/unnatural sugar. But, if there were two types of food you should eat, even if you cut every other category, it's fucking meat and vegetables. I don't know how anyone can rationalize eating stuff like this, and then saying the steamed broccoli and carrots in a light garlic sauce that came on the side of their steak would be 'wrong' to eat.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah I truly do not understand the carnivore shit, especially Jack's take on it. How can you argue that vegetables are bad for you? Carbs, I get, especially refined carbs. Sugar, I get, especially added/unnatural sugar. But, if there were two types of food you should eat, even if you cut every other category, it's fucking meat and vegetables. I don't know how anyone can rationalize eating stuff like this, and then saying the steamed broccoli and carrots in a light garlic sauce that came on the side of their steak would be 'wrong' to eat.

Jack's palate has never developed past that deprived and yet somehow still tubby 11 year old. He's the lard-laden Peter Pan of internet cookery.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I don't know how anyone can rationalize eating stuff like this, and then saying the steamed broccoli and carrots in a light garlic sauce that came on the side of their steak would be 'wrong' to eat.

Jack's knowledge about human metabolism is unquestionable.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Jack's knowledge about human metabolism is unquestionable.

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“Broccoli is crap” sounds like some Google Gemini bullshit output.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

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Flash back chills to childhood...

 

[User 170096]

Jack's knowledge about human metabolism is unquestionable.

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Keep this man far away from Goatis

 

[p1138]

Some of that cheese isn't even melted.

Jack used at least 6 or more slices of cheese.

Considering we saw him put 5 on one side before the camera cut, and in the pan it looks like there's at least 3 slices of what appeared to be the baby swiss on each side, plus I'm assuming some poorly cut slices of cheddar, at least 2, and then some more in that pan on top of the nasty "steak"... I want to say there's at least 12, possibly 14 slices of cheese on that fucking thing. And that's ignoring the cottage cheese he put in that disgusting egg beef thing that is supposed to be "bread"'

"it tastes just like bread" no... no it fucking doesn't. There is not a chance in hell that powdered beef shit mixed into scrambled eggs tastes anything like "bread".

That slop looks like it's close to being a pound of cheese, plus the half pound of "steak" and then the beef/egg/cottage cheese shit..... 2000 calories? just for dinner? 213 calories per 3oz for the stupid beef flour, lets say 6 ounces, 426. 3 eggs at 78 so 234, plus a cup of cottage cheese at 222.
So just the stupid "bread" thing alone we're already at 882 calories.
Half a pound of chuck roast? 670 calories(not including any SHUGUR he might have added)
Let's be generous and say he only used a half pound of cheese, split the difference between swiss and white cheddar that should be roughly 900 calories.
That's 2452 calories(considering how much sliced cheese, honestly closer to 3k) not including the BUDDUR he used. For one fucking sandwich, that at best isn't cooked right but mostly likely tastes like fucking dog food with that powdered beef shit, for ONE damned meal and we know this fuck eats breakfast and lunch plus likely snacks. We've seen his half pound of cheese and half pound of chuck roast lunches(that's going to be around 1500 calories right there). This man seriously consumes 5000+ calories a fucking day. He doesn't exercise, he doesn't weigh 600 pounds, I doubt he's somehow managed to hit the equilibirum of being so fucking large his calorie burning just sitting down to support such a mass requires that much yet(that's actually a thing once these deathfats hit 500+). He has to just be shitting at least a third of it without metabolizing it whatsoever.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack paid $300 for a meat slicer but he put 1/4" cheese 'slices' in his 'sandwich' that didn't melt properly, great.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I know we joke about how bad his food looks but this time that really looked like shit. I mean the "bread" part looked absolutely vile. The big honking cuts of meat looked nasty. The amount of cheese on it was lethal and it wasn't even melted properly. And how can we tell Fatty has no more taste buds? He said that abomination tasted like bread.

This video should be required viewing for everything NOT to do. And that includes that really gross cough thing. You want to edit that shit out because it was nasty as fuck.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

An update on the Scalfani's new house they're building.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

An update on the Scalfani's new house they're building.

It looks like a cult compound.

 

[Adamska]

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Oh goodie, more cheese/egg alchemy bullshit because the fat baby's tantruming over not being able to eat something. Hates bread and sees it as a tasteless thing to hold the meat n cheese, but then immediately craves and tries to make copies of it the moment he's not "allowed" to eat it. Just like with his baking binges, the moment a "no" kicks in his blubbery brain, he just fucking loses it and spams shit like this to find the magical duplicate.

It will never actually replace the texture he's craving for.

Since I do love a patty melt and this horrible thing is definitely interesting enough for me to spork, I'm very inclined to autopsy it later in the day.