Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 31.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 31.9%

  • Total voters
    263
No, but thank you for bringing this up again. It was fun to revisit the archive of her old youtube playlist from March of last year. Aside from horribly outdated pop music and videos about increasing desire in long term relationships, there's clipped videos of her husband being a retard that she thought important enough to hold onto.

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He needs to settle with Monty right fucking now. This lawsuit was always a waste of time and money; but right now it's active insanity to try to continue. It's a complete waste of Randaza's resources. Just another thing to overburden your lawyer. Swallow your pride and pay up.
He’s Nick Fucking Rekietta. Owner of lolcows and virgins. He doesn’t need to settle against these false allegations. Hes going to fight them and win. Then counter sue for damages.
 
Can someone explain the paraphernalia in nicks bedroom and safe?
A coke grinder? And a pan that tested positive for coke? Snort tubes and metal cutters?
Coke grinder is likely a bullet or sniffer, same thing. You load it up with powder and then crank a little at a time to the top to snort small amounts, called bumps.

Pan may be cooking cocaine into rocked cocaine, aka crack.

Snort tubes would be straws, usually metal, for snorting lines of powders up their nose.

Metal cutters is like razor blades or some kind of similar edged tool for dividing clumps of powder into lines for snorting.
 
Going back to the whole magic/curses potentially being real now that we have seen idubbz, the possession of ethan ralph, the fall of Icarus style Nick Rekieta, then I would suspect it's tard magic. like tard strength ya feel me?
Anyways, rekieta will absolutely break his fucking parole, fuck over his wife and his side piece, and everyone is going to jail.
 
Ketamine is approved in many states for treatment of depression. Most people with depression should try it tbh. Everyone I know who's done the treatment plan with it has outright called it life-changing.
Suppose I am depressed because people like Nick exist. If i would take ketamine, would it make Nick disappear or would it dumb me down into thinking that it's okay that Nick exist because he's such a great guy akshually?

imma stay depressed thx
 
Send me the rainbows but there is the possibility of a massive redemption arc here. If I were Nick, here is what I would do to try and salvage my future:
  1. Make arrangements for my parents to take my kids for 60-90 days.
  2. Go to a reputable in-patient rehab facility.
  3. The only stream until rehab is complete would be on the way to the facility. Apologize, promise to try your best to get sober and come back to Lawsplaining when sober.
  4. Complete rehab (the hardest part).
  5. Once back home, jump right into an interesting trial that is starting and live stream the whole thing. In the down time tell amusing anecdotes about getting sober.
  6. Stop night streaming and stream instead during the day, or in the evening.
  7. Settle with Montagraph
  8. Profit ... enough to help pay for the incoming legal bills and Montograph's settlement.
He could come out of this. At this point I would say he has a good 30% chance of getting through this with his family in tact, but he has to come to Jesus first.

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Come on now...
 
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Nick really has the dumbest of friends. He acts so concerned about Nick's kids, yet when he asks the question of "Hey, I wonder how this is going to affect his kids in X years?" He's asking THE WRONG FUCKING PERSON.

Why don't you direct that question to the person that was actually charged with the endangerment of the children you absolute pile? Asking the people simply talking about it is meaningless, and you will get nowhere. While sure, you could also argue asking the man that actually committed the crime of putting them in such danger is also pointless, but that gets into...

I get your point but like...
Imagine you own a fucking grinder and a scale to measure your 25 grams of cocaine properly, which you do in your house, where your 5 children reside, but what really matters is that police might be breaking your constitutional rights, that's the real issue here lol
Nick was not meant to be a father, but he did it anyway. Why? Hell if I know.

Your children become THE most important thing in your life, no matter what, and this lolbertarian wetbrain is more concerned about what HE wants rather than his own children's safety. This indicates he is NOT ready to be a father, regardless of being age 42, and currently lacks the qualifications to take care of anybody else in a household.
 
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Suppose I am depressed because people like Nick exist. If i would take ketamine, would it make Nick disappear or would it dumb me down into thinking that it's okay that Nick exist because he's such a great guy akshually?

imma stay depressed thx
"O God, give us the serenity to accept what cannot be changed, the courage to change what can be changed, and the wisdom to know the one from the other."
 
Even if the clip isn't admissible in either trial, what are the odds the judge still sees the clip and think Nick's a faggot that deserves to have the book thrown at him, twice?
Getting raped in civil court was a done deal anyway with the Monty case, but it's a lock now that she's his judge for the criminal case too.

Was it worth it to show off to daddy gym Rekieta? Better hope that pussy liqour has a chaser.

As an aside, what does it say that the farms is siding with a degenerate boomer as weird as Montagraph over Nick?
 
Send me the rainbows but there is the possibility of a massive redemption arc here.
In a theoretical world where someone normal just wakes up one day and finds themselves in Nick's body and life, sure. A stateless being without the history, learned behaviors, grudges etc. could just pick up where Nick is at today and turn it into a perfectly good life tomorrow in the blink of an eye. Sure, some consequences to see through, and some necessary actions to right the path. But quite possible in numerous ways.

The biggest problem Nick faces is that he is Nick. He can't abide being told what to do or the notion of conforming and alongside this compulsion to dig his heels in comes inevitable self-ruin. You see this in all areas of his life - Family, church, profession, online interactions, sex, kids... Shit, even the way he drives. Nick would have to magically stop being Nick to take the simple steps necessary to fix his life. It's why some people could see Nick's lolcow potential a million miles out - His behavior way back telegraphed inevitable milk down the line, and now here we are.
 
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