Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This is a tour de force performance from Jessica last October

I am five minutes in and she's already screamed at her cat, gotten yelled at by her mom, called her viewers faggots and ranted about Jessica Messica while occasionally breaking out into sobbing

The next five minutes is a nonstop fusillade of hatred towards her own viewers

At 10:00 she goes back to alternating between sobbing and raging. She sobs at one point because nobody has sent her dick pics (proving that women secretly enjoy this behavior)

This is from before Jessica met Josh so this is part of the Boglim Wars Expanded Universe

 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
i’ve never seen a female act like such a degenerate reddit coomer before

that’s only a 1/3rd of her posts

the rest is either OF women, old pictures of her, AI, youtube likes

i’m honestly surprised she hasn’t posted herself naked yet
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anliteralidiot said:
I have, from true and honest retarded women.
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There's a certain subset of damaged women who are hypersexual. Normally BPD ones are the biggest coomers but the female autists that aren't lesbian or asexual can be this way as well.
 
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He's making instant mashed potatoes. I can't wait to see how he fucks this one up.

Probably by adding milk, sour cream and coyntru croc before its even done reconstituting.

Ranch dressing and beer on instant potats :story:

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HiveDull said:
Gaining weight is part of the process, toobz. Trust and believe.
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I wonder if he's struggling to put on his shirts now. He's gained a bit of weight since he moved into Apartment 2.
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He’s sedentary and drinks nonstop and eats junkfood for every meal. Ofc he is gaining weight. He’ll eventually end up on death fats if he doesn’t make some better choices.
 
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The Cobra documentaries that Bitesize has been making have all been really good. The origin story series he’s been making is the closest thing he has to a comprehensive history style doc on him. Except the bitesize videos aren’t anywhere near as bloated as Geno’s are.

As an aside, it’s blatantly obvious that Turkey Tom’s recent video on Josh blatantly lifts most of its information from Bitesize’s origin videos. I’ll give him credit since he does shout him out by saying that he was a big source for his video but he doesn’t even link him in the description.
 
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Bogliacci said:
With that out of the way, this babytalk arc is really depressing. The boy is sloshed 24/7 and I guess it's just going to be this way until he's dead.
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He's living his best life. Rockin' out every day and always doing his best.

Memes aside, it's really sad to see him this way. I miss when he would get real angry at women calling him creepy or when he would just do 2 hour gendur relashuns rants. Things can't go the way they used to be and I'm too far in to get off the ride.
 
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