Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Idk

Idk about off label use. But I do know there are MD’s, police officers, and all other sorts of productive members in society prescribed adhd medicine . And I’ve had crackhead neighbors, they are not the same shit. A crackhead will spend hours in the floor looking for a crack rock, pawning electronics, stealing shit out of cars, selling foodstamps, beg you to front them money or sell you old shit. Prostitution, all sorts of crazy shit.

And unlike methheads, people with ADHD commit less crime when they take their medication as prescribed: https://acamh.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jcpp.13997

High ADHD medication adherence was associated with a reduced risk of committing a minor offense of between 33% and 38% compared to low adherence periods of ≥3 months (hazard ratio

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0.67, confidence interval [CI] 0.64–0.71) or ≥6 months (HR 0.62, CI 0.59–0.65). The reduction in risk can likely be attributed to ADHD medication, given the absence of effects of SSRIs and no reverse causation. The reduction rate remained between 16% and 55% per sex, stimulant versus non-stimulant medication, different offense categories and further sensitivity analyses.

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[TheLastJoestar]

Just so you know, hating the loss of control is what nick likes to say when he talks about drugs/weed a couple years ago.

And here we are.

yeah, well, I didn't get a Sonichu medallion so...

Hey, what's the mailman doing at the door at this hour?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Just how much is 15 grams, exactly? I'm picturing 25 sugar cubes, but how much does one actually snort on a binger?

Have you ever heard of an “eightball of coke”? Typically what a person will take to be effectively fucked up for a long ass time?

Thats about 3.5 grams.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3yD7u5QPrvALxmJJuAPvXgmPyGyXVsoc

uh oh, the normies will know more.
Mutahar if you ever get this message, tell them about the medallions. Go all in on it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

We thought that same about Andy once. He got clean This isn’t easy to do or a quick process. It’s like expecting him to show remorse while still suffering symptoms of drug you the day after being arrested.

It takes time.

Andy didn't do this while having a wife and five kids to take care of

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

All I want to know at this point is if Nick can pull off the hat trick and get three lolcow of the year awards in a row. We know he's a lock-in for this year.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

what could he possibly even mean by saying the whole story isn’t known and may never be known?

Plot twist: he’s actually referring to another, different set of drugs.

 

[Americunt]

It is indeed late.
Eric July even offered to pay for his rehab too on twitter. And Dick Masterson being the piece of shit he is mocked it.

How much must it chafe Dick and Pedovito that Eric July is happily married and succesful, and Nick, The Great White Hope, is in legal hotwater over coke and endangering his kids? Black Excellence W?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He can't perceive the pain he's causing his family or worse he doesn't care.

his conception of it doesn't go beyond "I don't know why my kids are so MAD at me! Its so FUNNY and WEIRD"

its incredible, for most people if they were nick their "rock bottom" would have been rewatching dear john or something.

The rest who aren't the biggest piece of shit crackheads would have definitely had something like the arrest be the wake up call

I genuinely wonder what it would take to get nick to accept reality. Can he accept reality? Did the alcohol and drugs cause permanent damage to his psyche preventing this?

 

[Fapcop]

The thing that keeps making me
laugh about his comments since getting out is what could he possibly even mean by saying the whole story isn’t known and may never be known?

Like the primary issue of consequence here is the bunny slope of yayo. Like what missing factor, what warped piece of the puzzle somehow squares that. Did it fall out of the sky and into your safe?

As I wrote in my previous post, Nick will likely do the good ol’ limited hangout.

Where you just gently push in the tip of the balldo of truth: Yes he has done some drugs. Occasionally. He has always been open about that!

It was just bad luck that the cops came when they did. It was a stash for a whole year.

And the rest was just the police writing the report to make it look as bad as possible. They always do that, as you guys know!

And the idea the whole story “may never be known”. Isn’t that your whole job now as your own defence lawyer? If the truth of this story is really in your favour then it being known or not is in your hands. Unless you know… it makes you look just as bad.

This is where I guess he will try to rope Aaron in and imply spousal abuse, but not say enough to get (another) lawsuit.

April was just there because she needed a place to stay! Totally without a degenerate purpose!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I still can't get over the fact that it was his pastor who called it in. I know that's his legal responsibility and the whole point of being part of a church but what a failure of everybody else around him that the safety of Nick and Kayla's kids fell to a third party like that. It's only slightly less pathetic than if some internet sperg had done it.

That’s what honestly angers me that most. You can’t force people to change but you absolutely can force it to try and start. Everyone knew and they did nothing. ‘It’s on Nick to want to’

People that are coked and drunk out of their mind aren’t in a position where they can make that.

Even his whole Church Congragation waited till the only outcome would be his family is wrecked.

 

[notorietus]

ETA I am going to get so many dumb stickers from the potheads, it's amazing. They are like marzgurl where any slight is an attack. So fragile.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Cerdo y Abogado: Socios en la inmundicia

That was so good that it inspired me to make this quick shitpost.

Thanks again to Nick for wishing me a gorillion hours of experience in photoshop
The green is because the wand tool wasn't cooperating so I had to erase it by hand quickly. I am also not editing the grey from the mugshots because I want to go to sleep right now.

Spoiler: For anyone that doesn't speak spanish

The title is "Pig and Lawyer: Associates (or Partners) in filth"

 

[Radiaux]

No, I dont think so. She was a willing participant and left her husband and stepchildren in favor of being the third in the Rekietas' coke-fueled throuple. She's 29 years old, not 17.

Ah, I see.

To hell with her then.

She's lucky to get that get outta jail free card.

She should take it and never surface again.

 

[DogZero]

You wouldn't get it. You're a square. An incel prude who doesn't know how to have fun.

To be fair you need a very high IQ to endanger children.
What would he even say? “But what if the child CONSENTS to living in a coke den?” Holy shit you won the case Dr Rekeita!! that’s the missing piece of the story!

If this kind of selfish retardation is what it means to be kool nowadays then I don’t wanna be kool anymore. I just wanna be DogZero.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

One silver lining is that the Imholte's kids weren't there to be a part of all this

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3yD7u5QPrvALxmJJuAPvXgmPyGyXVsoc

uh oh, the normies will know more.
Mutahar if you ever get this message, tell them about the medallions. Go all in on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc1QHf2GueU

BEWARE OF ZE CURSE!

 

[Laced CornFlakes]

A lot of Tubers and others jumped the gun and claimed the Farm alerted the authorities. As it now have come to light that it was his pastor that had grave concerns I had to reach out to him and ask if he was a member.

He assured me he had not even heard about this place.

(Cringepost)

 

[Prester John]

What I cannot wrap my head around is why people look for this kind of thing to take control away from them. I don't understand what about becoming an invalid at the mercy of drugs and alcohol is so appealing. Maybe I'm being too judgmental, but it honestly feels like people do it so they can find anything other than themselves to blame for the direction their life takes. Like it's somehow okay because now the drug is responsible - and whoever introduced them to it. I don't comprehend why somebody would want to block out the world like that, but I assure you, the world can be both a shitty and beautiful place. Stay coherent while you find the things to enjoy and you will be rewarded. Shit will be okay.

Some people just like the buzz. That's what I liked when I used to drink. "Finding something to blame for the direction my life takes" didn't really play into it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Why would someone order so much coke at once?

So he would have the energy to do all the Locals streams he promised.