Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[unimpressed cabbage]

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[MySonDavid]

Given that he had a dime dropped on him by someone in the religious group, it's very likely that he will double down on the direction he's been going. He will decide that the prudes used the police to fuck him over for living his libertine lifestyle. His kids are fine, they've always been fine, they would have been fine but for those pesky cops, CPS, jesus-fags, etc.

I think he would have had a better chance at self-recognition if he had just wrapped his stupid car around a tree while smashed out of his mind or something similar. Here he's likely to consider everything he did 'victimless.' Worse, he may consider himself the victim of all of it.

I think this will 100% be the outcome.

 

[Fools Idol]

Nick please, I want to go to bed and I've got shit to do tomorrow. I can't take another 100 pages Nick.

 

[moocow]

Am not lawyer. So many check marks lol.

Fair. It's not like it's the easiest form in the world to read, either.

I'm also of the opinion that the people who design these forms are trained by the same school of dark arts as the people who design IRS forms.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Calling it now, Nick will get drunk on stream tonight because he can drink as part of his unconditional 50k bail (which he probably just did the 10% bond for).

He isn't allowed to drink alcohol. Read the Order for release,

 

[Harm]

Nah, that was the correct move. If the police want to search your residence, make them break down the door. That way they can't claim after the fact that you gave them permission.

They have a warrant so they don't need permission. Plus, now Nick doesn't have a front door. Big brain advice here.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Since nobody's directly said it yet, I think:

This fucker, this so-called man Nick. If he didn't give the cops the code to get in that door in a forlorn attempt to save his skin, he made his kids be subject to the, frankly, to a kid, trauma of a ram entry and securing of the house. Leave aside the drugs and that's reprihensible.

Yes, yes he did.

 

[TexOffender]

Will this work?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/state-of-minnesota-v-nickolas-rekieta-kayla-rekieta.191978/

Good job bro.

 

[PFM]

The chances of Nick pulling a murder suicide of everyone in the house is higher than zero.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Some funny from the CG thread (courtesy @Gee Willows Wilson!):

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Thanks for the love, man

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't give a shit if someone's already posted it I'm not searching for 200 pages of Anime Cope and Sneed for $5 but Alex Stein of the Blaze tried to do an intervention and is offering to hook Nick up with rehab.

Trending on Twitter with 10k posts. Normies on the Blaze it's over Nick stop trying to 4th Amendment this admit you have a problem and beg the judge for Drug Court.

It is indeed late.
Eric July even offered to pay for his rehab too on twitter. And Dick Masterson being the piece of shit he is mocked it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Like a small silicon device, say, that you could cram your balls in.

If the balldon’t fit, you must acquit.

 

[newuser131]

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Hahahahahahah

he has not changed. my prediction is he will double down and continue like everything is fine. ppp was right.

 

[break these cuffs]

He likely won't be for much longer, anyway.

Do you know how many fewer lawyers there would be if they disbarred lawyers who got arrested over alcohol and drugs.

 

[VaraeIon115]

I'm usually satisfied just to lurk, but this is one of the most insane, rapidly developing situations I've ever seen. Literally anything is on the table with this motherfucker, now. Most of the "schizo" theories have been proven true. I'm left breathless and wondering how much further this man has to fall. It really feels like I've been peering into the void over the past few days.

It's gonna take me a while to internalize the massive L of ever having been a fan of this fucking guy. This felting has been cosmic; it's been intelligently designed by something with a wicked sense of humor. The schadenfreude is hitting harder than anything Nick's been shooting up in the past 8 months, and something tells me we're just getting started, fellas.

 

[Needless]

Odds of him streaming today?
I don't think he can make it through a stream without a little liquor so I wonder how he would hide his drinking. Bathroom breaks?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He's going for the "haha my friend was using my phone, what did they say??" defense.

Cringe for anyone, but this man has both a legal education and extensive knowledge of people making fools of themselves on the internet. It reeks of desperation if this is the best he can do.

It would be really funny if he was trying to run interference for himself on his alt account and forgot he was logged into his main account.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Good job bro.

Thank you.

 

[Anti Snigger]

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He isn't allowed to drink alcohol. Read the Order for release,

Um, sweaty, nick is a lawyer. I think he knows better if he can drink or not

 

[Null]

This piece of shit.

He had days to come up with something clever and this is all he can do.