Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
Sentencing is going to be fun. I wonder if she's seen the cokestream yet.
the prosecution should try to get this clip into evidence

imagine going on a public drunken rant about this judge squeezing liquor out of her vagina, and not even a week later you get this same judge assigned to your case where you are facing felony drug charges :story:
it's so unbelievably fucking over for nick
 
My favorite part from April is the "Someone else did this to me." Yes, corner semen demon, someone else forced you into doing drugs, sitting in a corner doing degenerate acts for Balldoman, and finally crawling under his desk to blow a limped-dick, coked out, wetbrain alcoholic who was repeatedly looking at furry inflation porn. Some real arm twisting going on there, totally a victim in this tragedy.
 
This piece of shit.

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Just perused the Zillow listing. How out of it do you have to be to let a place that fucking huge get "extremely cluttered" with "clothes everywhere."

Here's to hoping for that bodycam footage. (while I pretend I didnt see the post from yesterday pointing out that MN bodycams apparently aren't subject to FOIA)
 
why is aaron lying about the farms and its involvement? he's claiming we took responsibility for it like we're a terrorist org

Wants to cover his own ass and make himself look like a good person when we all know he was partying just as hard and only wasn't taken in with them because Nick cucked him so bad he left his wife.

It's just revenge posturing while he pretends he was a good boy who didn't also do coke while another man fucked his wife.
 
I heard four lawyers vociferously disagreeing about what this meant in a stream today, including at least one practicing Florida Lawyer. So I'm honestly not sure. "You can do all the drugs and commit all the crimes you like" doesn't seem like any release conditions I've ever heard of though.
I mean it's pretty clear. It's either an unconditional OR a conditional release.

You only need to know what "or" and "and" mean.

Which is apparently too much for YouTube lawyers.
 
the prosecution should try to get this clip into evidence

imagine going on a public drunken rant about this judge squeezing liquor out of her vagina, and not even a week later you get this same judge assigned to your case where you are facing felony drug charges :story:
it's so unbelievably fucking over for nick
it's literally God teaching Nick how comedy actually works
 
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