Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

like, now people in his congregation know that this guy will potentially rat you out to the cops if you tell him bad shit, so they will be more inclined to keep their guard up.

More like call the cops if a drunk-ass abusive dad shows up with abused and neglected kids. It would literally be a crime for him to fail to do so because he is a mandatory reporter.

I'd be AMAZED if the congregation isn't unanimously in support of what the pastor did.

 

[Prester John]

Nah, he's just a trust fund brat with trashy taste. My bet is that his parents or grandparents bankrolled those charity events. Like they planned to donate $100,000 to the charity anyways, so they'd let Nick go and act like a high roller and "spend" $100k on shitty art at a charity auction. Either way they get a tax receipt.

I can see the appeal of the cat painting for a lawyer, given the circumstances it represents (not at a five-figure price, but still). But of course Nick just has it leaning against the wall, so who knows.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

congratulations @Blackstar for getting, i think, the most amount of likes that I have ever seen, and in the quickest amount of time too. great job you done it

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I will gift you a special cat when you break 1k

I don't know if you know this @Blackstar but that's pretty awesome, I don't know if I had a special cat but I do know I've had one before ! Lucky you

 

[Sammich]

i'm not saying the pastor was wrong to do this.
i'm saying the cops are wrong for outing him as the source. if they just let him keep his anonymity everything would be fine.

yeah, sort of shitty of them to do that. Not sure what is required by law, but it does seem shitty.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Where is April?

Right between March and May.

Actually, Ethan Ralph claimed to be in contact with her and that she had been released with no charges. Makes sense to me, tbh. It's not her house, not her kids, not her drugs, not her guns. I'll bet they didn't even give her a drug test. They probably saw a blonde, white, twenty-nine-year-old woman with no priors and said, "Just cut her loose."

 

[TurdThrower]

Nick's Zoom hearing: https://mega.nz/file/hv8WkC5A#K3Za7-SVOl-ANQ2cI-1OZ_-Jh6YT9Wf6mUbQY2iPy9c

Did anyone ever claim saying "Nick looks like a sad little bitch right now?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

how clever Nick thought the Colorado SLAAP gambit was in the Montegraph case, I bet he's going to jump at such technicalities like it's his way out.

Man I hope the trial is recorded or people are able to record it. I wanna see this trial.

The report said there was a digital scale in the bedroom where they found the drugs (and gun under the bed). God knows what else was there.

Balldo was confiscated as evidence.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

i'm not saying the pastor was wrong to do this.
i'm saying the cops are wrong for outing him as the source. if they just let him keep his anonymity everything would be fine.

I agree that it has a chilling effect and that's probably not good in the long run, but Kevin Melin did the right thing and his community should be proud. Somebody get that man a beer.

 

[mlanguishi]

Does distribution HAVE to carry with it the implication that the individual was selling the drugs for money? I'm asking because if April said something like "I didn't own or purchase any of the drugs, I've just been staying here and doing the drugs given to me by Mr. Rekieta! Oh I'm free to go? Thanks!"

Also, is it too late to add charges? These are things I just don't know.

No just the amount can be used to imply distribution. But usually if it's packaged for sale, that's worse.

And it's not too late to add charges for sure, I expect the DA to add child neglect at a min soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Dude a kid will ask for and eat junkfood even if they're getting three meals a day. It also sounds like the drugs were secured in a safe and the guns are in the master bedroom. This isn't diaper kid level stuff.

Did you even read the charging documents? They were literally laying around, under beds, on the floor, on tables. What the fuck man?

 

[National Defense Advocate]

We can find out this Sunday! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgk5q6Pa_aqHqHZZf2vwkLA

These people seem so nice, wtf why was he making so many cruel comments at them?

 

[homofagget420]

Right between March and May.

Actually, Ethan Ralph claimed to be in contact with her and that she had been released with no charges. Makes sense to me, tbh. It's not her house, not her kids, not her drugs, not her guns. I'll bet they didn't even give her a drug test. They probably saw a blonde, white, twenty-nine-year-old woman with no priors and said, "Just cut her loose."
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How likely is it that she will testify against the Crackets?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Right between March and May.

Actually, Ethan Ralph claimed to be in contact with her and that she had been released with no charges. Makes sense to me, tbh. It's not her house, not her kids, not her drugs, not her guns. I'll bet they didn't even give her a drug test. They probably saw a blonde, white, twenty-nine-year-old woman with no priors and said, "Just cut her loose."
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Wouldn't it be great if she wound up with Ralph?
They seem perfect scummy shitbags for each other in a piss shack in Mexico

 

[Post Reply]

it's not a disgrace, but it compromises his position and potentially his ability to help others in the future.

like, now people in his congregation know that this guy will potentially rat you out to the cops if you tell him bad shit, so they will be more inclined to keep their guard up.
the next time someone in his church decides to go down the road of balldos and dope, they'll take extra care to keep it secret from that guy in particular.

You presume that Nick would have confided in or confessed to his pastor. I really doubt that. I think it is way more likely that the pastor put two and two together after seeing Nick peel into the church parking lot, pop the curb and throw his kids out of the car, then burn rubber outta there before the proximity to a cross caused Nick to spontaneously combust.

 

[moocow]

Like I said, read the fucking order for yourself. It's pretty clear.

Are you retarded?

What do you think the word "OR" means?

He can either post a $50k cash bond for an unconditional release OR submit to the terms of a conditional release in exchange for not having to post a cash bond.

 

[Formica Sample]

They probably took one look at him and his zombie-faced whore of a wife and decided "yeah they really do do this much coke personally."

I saw this suggested in a Youtube comment, but could they have had the daughter answer the door to buy time to flush as much as possible? Nick stalls the cops outside by refusing to give the door code. Kayla and April rush to destroy the evidence.

If that's the case, maybe there was more. Can't really know now.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

To be fair it is a very high bail for a case like this. This is the kind of shit that you'd very often just get o.r. on. Just blindly citing the Eighth was retarded, but he could have argued ties to the community, lack of any flight risk, etc.

He'd know that if he ever practiced.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Nick Rekieta was a FUNNY and WEIRD internet lawyer that got famous covering the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. He then got even more FUNNY and WEIRD when he started doing cocaine and became a swinger, alienating his fans and friends. This culminated in a FUNNY and WEIRD finale where he and his wife were raided by police for being FUNNY and WEIRD negligent parents abusing shittons of drugs with a homewrecking party slut that was divorcing their swinger friend. They are now incarcerated in a FUNNY and WEIRD prison while their traumatized kids are left permanently mentally scarred.

No need to use all these words. One is enough.


Balldo.

 

[Large Rodent]

Ladies and Guntlemen of the forum, I understand Nick's descent into madness has been a nonstop rollercoaster. With Nick now out on bond we have much to discuss and speculate upon.
HOWEVER, my insomnia induced autism has lead to a reflection of, what is weirdly, simpler times. When we could all still comfortably laugh at the non-practicing lawyer so fucked up on alcohol and coke his short term memory fizzled out.

Inspired by such things like NBA stats, I have painstakingly watched what fans are calling the Swill Stream and Pill Stream 2.0, and counted various stats for our amusement (and horror).

One quick note before we get started: One of the big ones I tallied was "jokes", and what the nature of them was. Jokes that were about a black woman, for example, were counted in both the black and the misogyny category.

OKAY HERE WE GO

Spoiler: STATS

Total "Jokes": 225

Children being sexually abused: 11​

Race: 89​

Penis/Asshole/Vagina: 44​

Misogynistic: 18​

Gay or Transgender: 29​

Just being an asshole to someone: 34​

​

Breakdown on Races:

European: 10​

Jewish: 12​

Black: 20​

Asian: 22​

Hispanic: 16​

Middle-Eastern: 6​

Indian: 3​

Native American: 2​

"What is bro saying?" Total: 93
(Any times Nick mentioned something/someone for no logical reason, a complete non sequitur, or mumbled incoherently.)

Total Drinks: 71

Tumbler/Whiskey: 37​

Silver Goblet/Some kind of mixed drink: 28​

The Mini Chalice/Some other kind of spirit?: 6​

BONUS STATS:

Bottle licks: 2​

Attempts to drink from an empty glass: 4​

Total Loops: 27

Rereading the case: 2​

Rereading a chat message: 24​

Repeating himself: 1​

Total Times Nick Read A Chat Message And Dismissed Them: 87
(Includes both messages showing genuine concern and messages shitting on him. Loops were also counted.)

"He Shouldn't Have Said That.": 28
(Talking shit about the case, his lawyers, the judge, or Monte.)

Bonus funny numbers and observations:

Spoiler

At 15:52, Nick says he's, "drinking at a normal pace. For me." He was at that point 15 drinks in.

Had his first mini blackout/pass out moment at 53:52. 42 drinks in.

First loop instance was at 1:00:35 with a chat message about Trump. He had first read it at 52:42.

Vito "literally fucks the CD rom drive until his dick runs Jewish." There's nothing that notable here except being my personal favorite quote of the night. 2:02:02

Nick averaged, not counting the 45 minute long bathroom break, 2.7 drinks per minute.

If someone out there is/was stupid enough to also tally up some of these and I got a statistic wrong, go ahead and let me know.

 

[BradCarter]

Rackets is live!

Motherfucker. I wish you a million dollars.