Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Let’s be honest. We’d all take her back, bang her in every hole, then ask her when is she leaving.

And risk Nick AIDS? No fucking chance. She belongs to the streets.
Then again This guy was probably fucking Nick.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Guys, you don’t understand! Nick was set up by Eric July!
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https://x.com/sebkom01/status/1794210106659483890

This is officially the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on the whole thing.

If Nick has spent a moment thinking about Eric July in the last month (without it being brought up to him) I'd be surprised, meanwhile these comicsgate weirdos and especially EVS seem to be thinking about him 24/7.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

sauce please

The Statement of Probable Cause

26.67g of cocaine, as well as ketamine. Drug paraphernalia including rolled up dollar bills, bindle bags, a cocaine scooper, snorting tubes, grinders, and scales. This was posted hours ago, so try actually reading the thread.

Spoiler: Full doc

 

[Drive-By Comment]

I have never touched a the drugs

I have tried cannabis twice. Oh that stuff does not work for me. Taken small doze of Diazepam twice without prescription. Understand that stuff works so crazy well that would not use it for fun. No wonder Ralph had problems with shit in that category.

But pretty much clean fag all my life.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I’m too poor to afford a gun and shoot myself (because no one loves me) so I can’t pay for a superchat. If I could though I’d ask Nick if he still has the Sonichu Medallion and if so I’ll find the money for Nick to send it to Dax Juju Masterson.

I bet that evil thing is still there under all the cluttered filth. Speaking of Medallions:
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Note: If you don’t get the reference of that first sentence (because you’re still new to Balldo) then click the link and watch the full Dear John video which is best with Null’s commentary.

Schedule 1 means there’s no medical use whatsoever (so it’s a street drug). Aaron has said many times over it was cocaine. Finally but most importantly the Judge said on stream it was either 25 grams of coke or meth.

99% sure it’s coke.

If anyone deserves the medallion its Dick Masterson and his little hob goblin pet pedo, Vito.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

It was annoying that Null was trying to defend her in today's MATI basically saying that she was just going along with it and was too weak to stand up to him.
Almost like he doesn't look at this thread and all of the evidence that she's 50/50 in it with her husband, or something.

Null is a proud TERF, it's what he does.

 

[Golden Boy]

Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

This level of projection can only be achieved if you have room temperature IQ.

 

[Heed Not]

I regret to inform you all that Nick is even stupider than we think. He absolutely knows better than to keep a fat bag of coke and paraphernalia in the same room as an unlocked firearm and loose ammo, and there is proof.

Not only should he know the law as a Minnesota lawyer, but one of his early cases as an attorney in 2017 was for a drug possession and firearm case! Granted it was a little bit of THC oil and not coke, but the defendant pled guilty. And it's not the only drugs and firearms case Nick defended.

Nick has NO EXCUSE! We KNOW he knows better!

Case details - State of Minnesota vs Dennis Kirby Nazarenus filed 12/19/2017, REKIETA, NICHOLAS ROBERT - Lead Attorney

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I wonder if the prosecution can or will use this as evidence against leniency for his case. Yeah he is a first time offender, but he's a third time defender for the same charges? Lmao.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I like how Nick continues to prove his Blackness to Eric July by putting out his "I dindu nuffin the POlice out to get me" Locals statement. Respect, padnah.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I'm really happy about that pastor going to CPS even though he clearly was worried about not being able to do it anonymously, that guy clearly gives a fuck and probably tried to help Rekieta personally first.

Indeed. And even this likely them helping and giving Nick and Kayla a chance to get help. If stuff had been tidyed away or locked up or tossed away they likely wouldn’t have been in as much shit.

I think pastor might of gone ‘sure drunkard but kids are safe, not reporting’ and Nick must have been so bad a week ago that he went ‘enough is enough’

Then possibly being jailed I assume wieghs on him. Something tells me he does not want them jailed and just helped.

He might be one of the only people that cares.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

sauce please

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18430783

Statement of probable cause (you're lucky I'm feeling nice and went looking for it for you)

 

[Cuckoman]

In Nick's brain it is probably the kids fault that all this shit happened. He never gave an impression that the kids were much more than sources for interruptions and they just could not leave him alone doing much more important things like drinking and streaming and having orgies with wife and sex-friend.
So in his mind, having the kids removed and sent to grandparents is probably a great win for him.
His wife probably too since she too seemed more interested in drugged out orgies with Nick and April than to take care of the kids.

If it werent for the kids. None of this would have happened but now that the kids are gone Nick and Wife and April can go back to their old lifestyle without having to worry about the nagging kids coming and asking for food or other shit.
That is how Nicks brain works.

As for the lawsuit, they are first offenders and you really do not get to do time in this day and age for just "doing drugs in your own house" not even if you do a LOT of drugs.
So everything will be pleaded down and at worst a suspended sentence. He will not do a single day in big boy Prison. Thinking he will is just
More likely though si the grandparents take over the kids and they are removed permanently from the household and then the state simply drops all other charges. The state just wants the kids to be safe. The state doesn't really give a shit how much drugs or orgies he has in hos own house as long as only consenting adults are involved.

He has not learnt anything, he will not be punished and he will not change.
He will go deeper and deeper.
I think he will not stop until the state stops him because there is a dead body involved. Not before.

Now that he will not have to waste time on shit like "drive kids to soccer practise" and stuff, they can do drug fueled orgies 24/7 completely uninterrupted. I could well see him the wife and april even starting to stream on pornhub.

EDIT: Also, with the kids gone and so many extra rooms he can now re-purpose in his house. Nick, you got a brunette and a blonde. Get a red-head to move in into one of the spare rooms. You know you want it.

 

[The Auditor]

God damn this pic made me laugh so hard my employees most be wondering wtf is going on in my office

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I'm wondering if something happened when they took the kids to Wednesday church which caused the pastor to go to the police first thing the next morning like they were obvious fucked up and making a scene. If they had security video of it, that's probably enough for a warrant.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I'm starting to think that there are on people in this thread that think the drugs and alcohol, especially the drugs, didn't mess up Nick. That they'll be able to take them and do better like any good libertarian that can do coke and all drugs and be fine..

Are those clandestine cocaine connoisseurs here with us? If you were to retread the last couple thousand of pages you'd discover that the consensus is that Nick's issues are that he's a drunk junkie egotistical retard. If he reverted to being a sober egotistical retard 90% of his problems would disappear.

 

[Particle Bored]

It seemed to be a lull in the current news today, so I bashed the druggies and oh man the doggies here get angry. I earn those hats and dumbs, I wish we still had the notifications on those.

No please do go on, tell us more about the worthless druggies...

...not.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

"HELP ME TY, MY CHILDREN ARE AYLOGGING ME TY, DICK PLEASE HELP ME! THEY'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAKIN' ME DICK!" He really is becoming the new Ralph, isn't he?

 

[buttmunch]

I really hope this Aaron faggot gets caught in this too, smugly sitting there grifting and making shit up, nigger cant even keep his stories straight so i cant believe a word he says and he was clearly complicate in it all til his unsatisfied whore left him to go be a fucking weirdo with risotto and the leathery slag queen...

 

[Stupor Mario]

Guys, you don’t understand! Nick was set up by Eric July!

This is officially the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on the whole thing.

This guy is a European professor who's convinced of his intellectual genius while almost always having the most clueless takes on things.

 

[im5!XxhO]

I can't decide whether I am annoyed or impressed by people like good lawgic standing by Nick and talking about how much "he loves his children".
Objectively his streams have been degenerate trainwrecks for more than a year now and he openly showed that he dislikes his children. Normally I would assume they just don't want to make Nick angry so they can continue to grift of him, but his ship is sinking fast if it hasn't sunk already. So that can't be the reason anymore.

Nate finding out the presiding judge was the one he trash talked and insulted online was very funny though.