Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
It's as many suspected, Mr. Melin (a good man) made the report unprompted; the children (bless them) and alogs had no involvement in the reporting. This doesn't really shock me given how long the pastor has been pastoring and that churches often host AA/NA meetings. The guy knows the signs of drug & alcohol abuse.
IIRC a couple years ago the church tried to get him and his wife to some sort of couple's counseling/meeting at the church and, of course, he refused to do so.
So they've been on the pastor's radar for a while, it seems.
 
The guy knows the signs of drug & alcohol abuse.
Yeah. All this seemd like ‘we just want to make sure ok, we don’t want to destroy them’
Why the fuck would he want to be jovial and optimistic and telling stories?
Because being positive actually makes you happy. The last thing you want is the only option for people to be is miserable both in public and in private. That never helps. And it’s clear he’s feeling the wieght of all this. When things are this bad all anyone wants to be is happy.
 
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Edit: Late - sorry. Thread moving too damn fast.
He's drained from withdrawal symptoms.

Beyond "I deserve my public lashings" he doesn't sound regretful. He's just turning it into a "you don't know the story" and "I'll tell you shitty jail stories". I guarantee he's going to have a big shit eating grin on his face when he streams next. Neglecting and endangering his children and being a junkie is funny guys!
 
If he didn't have a gaggle of children this would all blow over. 25g is a substantial amount to get busted with, but despite all the wincing, he is a lawyer and understands enough to realize he's looking at court mandated rehab and a very hefty fine.
It could be so much worse all the retards going "25 years kek kek kek" have no idea how the judicial system actually works
 
Decided to weigh out an equivalent volume of table salt to see what 26g looks like, took some pics. Don't have any Amerimutt money for scale, sorry, you'll have to settle for the random crap I had lying around.

Definitely a LOT of nose candy.
Lil salt pile. (The paper is standard business card size with 5mm grid, about as big as a credit card)
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Spread thin, brown thing is a coffee bean.
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Haha, lil salt kiwi
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Pictured is not "a lot" for regular users in my opinion. Its a "nice stash". Its nothing close to what a dealer would have, or up the chain. Thats "enough to share" if youre on a week long hedonistic las vegas trip and you're doing more than one drug the whole time. It is a lot if you're not a junkie or a dealer. Thats like a 64 pack of beer bottles for a drunkard. Its a ton for people who buy a tiny baggie at a concert for a special weekend. I don't know how else to frame this information since i don't do the drug i've just been around it enough to know a few things. My experience is coke users go through a lot of it because its such a short high, and because of those short cycles their bumps become rails very fast. Cocaine is an expensive drug that seems like it doesnt make you less functional. Thats why crack is devastating financially, and its so prevalent in higher class environments. And i suspect meth is similar based on how rich kids take adderal while meth is a common and cheap upper. If he got hit at exactly the lower end of the "intent to sell" level thats incredibly (un)fortunate because even though its rich boy junkie levels of coke, that amount isnt enough to sell and make any real money. Hes stuck with a bigger charge than his stash deserves on a druggie level.
 
Beyond "I deserve my public lashings" he doesn't sound regretful.
Probably difficult to talk about it currently for legal reasons. He’ll likely do so after he’s declared legally he’s pleading guilt. Which would be the right tjing to do.
He's just turning it into a "you don't know the story" and "I'll tell you shitty jail stories". I guarantee he's going to have a big shit eating grin on his face when he streams next. Neglecting and endangering his children and being a junkie is funny guys!
Of course he is. What he’s trying to do is keep his mood up as he no doubt spirals downwards due to depression and being drained..

And of course he’s going to try presenting happy when he next streams.

Most streamers do.
 
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I know for a fact that academia has not yet fallen this low. This cannot be a professor. At best, he's a PhD candidate and not for long.
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His Twitter bio has his location as Czech Republic, so I did some digging because he's incredibly bad about opsec and it only took less than five minutes of scrolling to find his real name.

https://twitter.com/SebKom01/status/1789673853226037467
Archive

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Since this is a translation, the only part where he could actually contribute is the "Jazyková redakce a text o českých vydáních Hobita" part. (Language corrections and text on czech editions of The Hobbit) This gives his name as Sebastian Komárek.

Looks like he is a poet and one of his two poetry colletions has a goodreads page: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59132200-da-na-dina

You can see that even though his twitter icon is a generic germanic rune, it's exactly the same as the book's cover art.

Looking at his qualifications, I can find his Bachelor's thesis and Master's thesis, but I can't find any actual dissertation that he submitted.

Bachelor's Thesis Runes and J.R.R. Tolkien
Master's Thesis Old Germanic Alliteration in the English Poetry of the 20th Century

He has a Facebook with some photos.

There's an interview in a univesity online magazine with him from 2019 which says he's a second year PhD student, which seems to fit in with the dates when he submitted his previous theses. I can't find any dissertation on the university's online repository.

He joined Twitter in 2020 and made a Youtube channel in 2021. He has a Linkedin which lists him as working as English teacher at a vocational high school since 2020. It also lists his highest level of education as a Master's degree he finished in 2017. However, it might be out of date, since I can't find him among teachers on the school's webpage.

He could still be working on his dissertation, since while the expected length of a PhD study course is three years, the maximum lenght is eight years. He'd be getting no financial support after the initial three years, which agrees with him working full-time since 2020.

At the moment, the webpage of the Department of English and American studies at his university does not list him among doctoral students. (Archive)

However, you're correct that he's at best a PhD candidate and I believe he probably gave up on PhD altogether. He does have some minimal credentials for being a Tolkien grifter.
 
Has anyone referred to April's immediate release as Ape Escape yet or am I tardy and homosexual?

Also, it looks like Nick is hell-bent on making all of the worst decisions when offered the opportunity to correct course.

The self-representation, representing Lady Rackets, the denial, the 100k bonds, the wildly improbable promise to stay sober, the absolute cope of it all.

Just apologise profusely to whoever your children have been dumped on, pay Monty and straighten the fuck up, Jesus Christ. :lossmanjack:
 
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Hes stuck with a bigger charge than his stash deserves on a druggie level.
Sorry man but I have to take the Singapore approach to this. Death to all druggies. Mind you, Nick would've narrowly escaped the death penalty there since the threshold is 30g.
 
Why the fuck would he want to be jovial and optimistic and telling stories?
Because he's a piece of shit.

I'm not going to power level (well, not too much) but the first thing I felt when the cuffs went on was regret.

And it turned out the cops (and the court) picked up on that which is why I've never found out what jails serve for breakfast.

Nick doesn't have any regrets. At least, not about his health, kids, or marriage. All he cares about is manipulating his paypigs into the next oz of coke.

To archer Churchill:
I may be drunk, Nick, but you're an addict. And I'll be sober in the morning.
 
Lol it just kinda hit me how crazy, as in brain-broken crazy, Nick is. I don't even know if it's just plain ol' narcissism, cause he is so delusional.
Like imagine you and your wife just heard your crimes could get you up to 25 years in prison - even if they for sure won't get that - still, 25 fucking years. Their oldest kid is 16. That's a long fucking time. 25 fucking years, and it could have been worse if the police/prosecutor would try to push for intent for distribution.
And your front door is fucked now.
And you know that things got so bad, the mandatory reporter HAD TO say something.
And it is all on you and your wife, you both let things out of control so bad that this is the situation you're in. The judge, acting on behalf of the society, is now empowered to treat you like a retard that shouldn't even think of drinking, and he is empowered to demand a fuckton of money from you for bail - because they don't trust you at all, because you fucked up so bad.

And then you manage to get out, and what's your concern? Ah yes, telling random people on the internet that akshually they don't know shit, and everyone is mistaken.
And then you watch with glee how a bunch of your retarded sycophants brainwashes themselves into thinking that it's a fed op and Biden did it and it's the evil legal system and the clergy taking revenge and whatever.

Like holy shitballs, i'd be deleting every single online account I had, kicking wife into one rehab, dragging myself into another one, and hope and pray I can prove to the society that I recognized my mistake and I am desperate to do everything to fix it BEFORE the trials.

25 fucking years. "No it's the law that's wrong, and it's the other people that are wrong. I dindu nuffing, im a gud boi ya honah"
 
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