African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

Super-Chevy454 said:
I think she might be candidate for the Darwin awards. :story:
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How do you know she doesn't have a bunch of sprogs? Anyway:
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What's the most unrealistic part of this picture? WE WUZ THREE LEGZ 'N' SHEEEEEIT or the picture overall?
 
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Kapros said:
I like how they're pretty much explicitly stating that it was God's will for George Floyd to die that day.
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It's sort of like how Judas Iscariot has to play his part in the story as the betrayer for salvation to make sense. AH ATE 2 MANY DRUGZ was all part of the plan. CHRIST FLOYD, WE LIFT UP YOUR NAME! CHRIST FLOYD, WE PRAISE YOU!
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Trollish and Suspicious said:
Remember George Floyd? He's black Jesus now.
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I hope they try to write a Bible and make up a whole backstory with his teachings and such, but that they make it ghetto as fuck.

Instead of the sermon on the mount, he has a rap battle on the block. Instead of “blessed are the peacemakers” it’s “bitches ain’t shit but tricks and hoes.” Instead of healing leprosy he cancels credit card debt. Instead of turning water into wine, he turns baking soda into crack.

Oh, and there’s a prostitute named Mary Jane and instead of telling her, “go and sin no more” he pimps her out and says “bitch better have my money”
 
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byron said:
I hope they try to write a Bible and make up a whole backstory with his teachings and such, but that they make it ghetto as fuck.

Instead of the sermon on the mount, he has a rap battle on the block. Instead of “blessed are the peacemakers” it’s “bitches ain’t shit but tricks and hoes.” Instead of healing leprosy he cancels credit card debt. Instead of turning water into wine, he turns baking soda into crack.

Oh, and there’s a prostitute named Mary Jane and instead of telling her, “go and sin no more” he pimps her out and says “bitch better have my money”
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id actually love to see ghetto hoodlums try and write a genuine book on how man oughta behave
like yeah jokes are funny and all, but i wanna see how they actually believe they should act if given the ability to express themselves, so we can gouge if the end result is them following their own code of ethics, or failing to
 
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byron said:
I hope they try to write a Bible and make up a whole backstory with his teachings and such, but that they make it ghetto as fuck.

Instead of the sermon on the mount, he has a rap battle on the block. Instead of “blessed are the peacemakers” it’s “bitches ain’t shit but tricks and hoes.” Instead of healing leprosy he cancels credit card debt. Instead of turning water into wine, he turns baking soda into crack.

Oh, and there’s a prostitute named Mary Jane and instead of telling her, “go and sin no more” he pimps her out and says “bitch better have my money”
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Joseph Smith did exactly that but with native americans.
 
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Trollish and Suspicious said:
Remember George Floyd? He's black Jesus now.


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If anything George would have been one of the criminals crucified next to Jesus. I find it funny that of all the negros to make constant Christ comparisons to, they pick Floyd instead of anyone slightly more worthy, like MLK for instance. Not to say MLK is anywhere near Jesus but he’s a far more important figure in black history and he was actually religious. Honestly if they just said that Floyd was a martyr it’d at least be way less hyperbolic.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
id actually love to see ghetto hoodlums try and write a genuine book on how man oughta behave
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This is the Old Testament:


It contains proverbs:
“Slim, I hope you ain't sexed that pretty bitch yet. Believe me, Slim, a pimp is really a whore who's reversed the game on whores. Slim, be as sweet as the scratch. Don't be no sweeter. Always stick a whore for a bundle before you sex her. A whore ain't nothing but a trick to a pimp. Don't let em Georgia you. Always get your money in front just like a whore. Whores in a stable are like working chumps in the white man's factory.”
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And even psalms:
“Before I'd touch a square bitch's slit,
I'd suck a thousand clappy pricks and swim through liquid shit,
They got green puke between their rotten toes,
And snot runs from their funky nose,
I hope square bitches become syphilitic wrecks,
I hope they fall through their own assholes and break their motherfucking necks.”
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Floyd's artistic output appears limited to performance--acting, dancing, porn--there is no written corpus associated with him. But it is the God-Man's role to teach and to die for us; lesser men write down what he did.
 
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Seafarer said:
they pick Floyd instead of anyone slightly more worthy
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They know full well what they are doing, all sects and ideologies engage in that kind of power play to weed out dissenters.

They pick the worst criminals as their heroes, they tell you a guy with stubble and a bariton voice is a girl, they tell you our planet is about to be reclaimed by the space aliens who created us...

It's bullshit and everyone in the room knows it. And it's entirely by design.

A ridiculous claim has been made. What now, bitch? Are you going to shut the fuck and fall in line, or are you going to speak out and get a target painted on your back?

They stare you down dead in the eyes as their claims get more and more absurd. You're seething, you're fuming, they know you're burning to call them out, and they are ecstatic. They dare you to speak out. Go ahead, bitch. Make my day.

But you won't, because the precedent has been set that even legitimate objections will get the group to turn on you.

That kind of power is like crack cocaine. The left will never pick virtuous figures as their heroes.
 
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