Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mikoyan]

That's probably why Nick pruned his friendgroup of people like Camelot. As much of a degenerate as Camelot is known to be, he doesn't strike me as the "yeah bro, child endangerment is a small price to pay for a good time!" type.

Coomelot only endangers race cars.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If Nick had any true friends among the legal commentator crowd, they would have thoroughly slapped his shit before he exchanged his kids for a short ounce of cocaine, two quarts of Jim Beam and a balldo.

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’

 

[victor lasagna]

Reasons why Aaron, the Liar is a piece of shit:

• Knew EVERYTHING and didn't report it, allowing the Rekieta children to be endangered.
• Is "soulmates" with the domestic abuser and child endangerer Kayla Rekieta, a married woman.
• Only wanted to get "the girls" out of there instead of the real victims, the children.
• Lied, saying he wasn't taking phone calls relevant to April/Nick/Kayla only to admit it was April's parents.
• Fabricated that "Kiwi Farms is already taking responsibility!" No such posts existed.
• Platforming Vito, who is a pedophile who has nothing of value to add, for self-serving reasons.
• Platforming Ethan Ralph, who is a wife and child abuser who has nothing of value to add, for self-serving reasons.
• Was receiving breaking news updates from his lawyer which he was reading immediately on-air.
• Even after it was revealed it was a mandatory reporter, suggested Kiwi Farms called and impersonated a mandatory reporter.
• Acting as if Kiwi Farms only fingered him as the reporter out of spite instead of rational logic.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire unless I could piss gasoline.

Ummm, Harm, aktually, Nick Rekeita, the monster, did drugs around children until May 2024. Hero and upstanding citizen, Aaron Imholte, only did drugs around children until April 2024. If you don't know the moral difference, I don't know what to tell you.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Completely agree with you on that. I could feel all the concern in the world for Rackets, but I'd want him to face at least SOME consequences for his actions -- ESPECIALLY since he's got 5 kids that he's put through all this shit.

People who are concerned for Nick and his wife need to understand that the best thing for the two is a long stay in rehab and whatever other support services they need.

We're past the point now where Nick's addictions are the sole concern. We have stepped in the arena where Nick's actions have negatively impacted his children in severe ways. Now he needs to pay the price. The only way for things to get better is for a severe upheaval in the way these people chose to live their lives. The environment isn't going to be remotely close to what it resembled before this.

 

[dustnight]

 

[Pagan Min]

I hate lawyers collectively more than ever and hope for their demise as a profession.

Except Null's lawyer, of course. Hardin's cool (and can put out some real bangers in his submissions)...

 

[King George III]

There is more concern for the Rekieta children in this thread than in all of the grift-O-verse. I believe they call this a "watershed moment", and I'm sure it's not just KF seeing people like Viva Frei nose guarding and balldowashing for Nick and only Nick. Trying to come off as "Christian" and "forgiving" to grift their dumbfuck tradLARP audience is honestly fucking disgusting and I hate these people.'
Edit because I forgot: .....and they say KF are the bad guys.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

I can't tell if he's a social climbing piece of shit, a grifting scumbag, so autistic that he is a danger to himself and others

Mainly the second one, with a mixture of the first, and third means he'll do it very unsubtly. I said a few pages back that I have no idea why people think Kurt isn't exactly like the rest of the Nick orbiters, and I meant it. He is exactly like the rest of the orbiters, just with a funny autist voice that disarms people because they don't like to think that someone with autism is also a piece of shit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

That's probably why Nick pruned his friendgroup of people like Camelot. As much of a degenerate as Camelot is known to be, he doesn't strike me as the "yeah bro, child endangerment is a small price to pay for a good time!" type.

Everyone knows Coomalot is more into rabbits…

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Coomelot only endangers race cars.

idk man my iq felt pretty endangered when he spoke

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rackets lumped Kiwi Farms together with his church group into a commonly heard vernacular phrase, “kiwi incel prudes.” It seemed like he lumped his main detractors (in his mind at the time,) together with a handy little moniker. Iirc, he started with this around the period near September ‘22, during the Hedonism II leak and the glass bottle up the butt photography journey in his overblown Locals cult of personality. It was a catch phrase for a good few months, & still pops up often enough to be of note.

To be clear. that was a joke on the forum. Kiwi Farms were the ones he called prudes. He started attacking the "prudes" in his audience who wouldn't let him have FUN in late 2022.

He didn't call out his church until much later. This was around 6 months ago in November 2023. Nick had three segments (to the extent that his rambling on one topic for 5+ minutes is a "segment") which were widely believed to be indicating that his church group had tried some sort of intervention for him.

The first was the below Locals discussion about how judgy and gossipy Scandinavians are. Since his area in Minnesota has a lot of Scandinavian ancestry, Balldowhisperers in the thread suspected that Nick may have been talking about his church or other people in his local area, and the person being judged or gossiped about was Nick. Thus, "Scandinavian prudes" became a thing in the thread, but it wasn't something Nick actually said.

A few days later on Twitch, Rekieta disclosed that he had been invited to his church's young family group. However, Rekieta insisted that this was a waste of time because if you aren't a streamer, "you don't know what it's like to be ME".

Nick gave more context on Locals after seeing that the discussion on Twitch had been taken out of context (by which I mean quoted verbatim). Nick does a usual weird word salad tic he does of telling things that actually happened in the context of a hypothetical.

This is what he said:

"If you are not a social media person, you have five kids and a wife and you, or whatever, you go to a bible study and someone says 'Well, these guys are X, Y, Z", all you do is you go, "Yeah that's not actually true, where'd you hear that?" and they go, "Well, we heard this, this, this,", and they're like, "That person doesn't know me, that person's mad at me", whatever.

{SNIFF}

When you're a social media person, you go into that room, and they say, "Well, we heard, X, Y, Z, about you' - if they did. Most of the time they actually haven't. Most of the time they don't know anything, at all. Because, what do they do? - they're busy - they're workers, they're humans.

But let's say they do. You go and you're like, 'Oh yeah, I'm this person, X Y Z, I don't do these things.' and they're like, 'Well, but I read you did this.' And you're like, 'But I don't.'"

Here's the difference. In real life. Person goes "Oh, well, why'd they say that?" and you go "Because they're on the Internet. They're in sane. I don't know. They come up with a narrative."

Nick concludes that the person in the church group will go with the person they know and believe them instead of the "anonymous person online".

Based on what Nick said, that people had confronted him about something they had "read" from an "anonymous person online", it was suspected that someone in his church had started reading Nick's Kiwi Farms thread and was starting to ask questions about the material they found there.

But, as we now know, the things Nick was feasing out about on his Kiwi Farms thread were all the things that were true - he was called out as a swinging, alcoholic drug addict, and it was 100% true. It's possible that Nick was simply confronted as appearing to be drunk or on drugs or both at church and, since he is the smartest person in the world who knows exactly how to hide his comically severe addiction problem, he concluded the only reason they would come to such a wild inference would be that they read the FanFic Farms.

What we now can conclude is that the rumors that Nick was on the outs with his church were true all along. Probably, they tried some sort of intervention on him 6 months ago and Nick blamed Kiwi Farms for it.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Aw, poor Kurt... He's somewhat hurt because, when he asked Rackets directly about the debauchery & stuff, Nicky MIGHT'VE lied to him??? Newsflash, dipshit: HE DID LIE TO YOU! What'cha gonna do about it, you moron? Oh, that's right, you're just gonna be a good little simp & sweep up after him... Fuck you, Kurt. Heartfelt.

We've reached the point where retards will excuse an alcoholic drug addicted turd forcing his kids to experience a dynamic entry and having drugs and guns around them because the turd lied about being in swinger parties.

 

[break these cuffs]

He is exactly like the rest of the orbiters, just with a funny autist voice that disarms people because they don't like to think that someone with autism is also a piece of shit.

All they need is an hour surfing KF to see that couldn't be farther from the truth. Posters or lolcows? You decide.

 

[Pagan Min]

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And this motherfucker thinks he's not autistic... Kurt, you're the most autistic autist that's ever autistically autist something...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Crosspost... Crazy Karlyn Borysenko plays the Megan Fox sob video and concurs that KiwiFarms is to blame Rekieta's downfall: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dr-karlyn-borysenko.125037/page-68#post-18437050

She places a curse on us. "You will get everything back to you in some day that you are giving to other people."

these people are something else. I think I'll be good cause I'll never do what nick did to get into nick's position in the first place lol.

 

[Mikoyan]

Except Null's lawyer, of course. Hardin's cool (and can put out some real bangers in his submissions)...

Win, lose or draw, Hardin seems like about the best representation we could get without a 7-8 figure warchest. It's been fun.

idk man my iq felt pretty endangered when he spoke

I've been to enough late model races that I've learned how to tank that without psychic damage.

What we now can conclude is that the rumors that Nick was on the outs with his church were true all along. Probably, they tried some sort of intervention on him 6 months ago and Nick blamed Kiwi Farms for it.

If so, can we get the pastor to say "The Farms was Right" on camera? plzthx

 

[Burd Turglar]

Oh theres plenty of Black people I live in the South, but I also live rural. Not many Africans round here, not even Hoteps, and I think they're the guys that make Jenkem.

I'll have some of the ones by me make ya some.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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I know he's getting hate over this, but he's being more honest than people who say "I care more about the kids!" and don't mean it.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I hate all of lawtube™ more with each passing stream and the spell of lawyers being decent people that was placed upon me by watching this dozen or so chucklefucks the past several years has been broken.

I hate lawyers collectively more than ever and hope for their demise as a profession.

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Dick The Butcher, Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

He had a lot of drugs in his home because he and Kayla are drug addicts. They also had a dug addict friend/fuckbuddy staying with them.

Ah you see I Dont follow this guy at all so I didnt know. But that makes more sense.