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Door dash is going to be more expensive since he moved farther out now.We went from the $59 soup to $66 mashed potatoes.
When you’re a proctologist and your patient is having diarrhea
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Door dash is going to be more expensive since he moved farther out now.We went from the $59 soup to $66 mashed potatoes.
When you’re a proctologist and your patient is having diarrhea
CEO of Chairbugs has made and tried a couple of Cobe's mead recipes, including the cookie monster mead. He said they were definitely slightly alcoholic, just disgusting.
I've never had mead but this seems like maybe it could work? I'm excited to see his review.
Dashmart (DoorDash’s grocery/convenience store), has really marked up items compared to standard grocery stores. It does actually carry harder to find or more luxury brands too, but if you’re purely using it to grocery shop, you’re not going to be able to budget well (the fresh produce is probably the most egregious as far as price increases go). Him using it as his primary way of grocery shopping is how you stay broke. Though, Cobes has such awful spending habits that even if he did earn $80K per year, his living conditions wouldn’t really improve.Door dash is going to be more expensive since he loves farther out now.
Josh filling Mobility Mary's too tight boots would be entertaining.Pretty soon Cobes will have to start using one of those motorized buggies they have in Walmart to get around his trailer
So a perfectly fine meal then, trole?It looks like cat food:
Stream with Josh showing his diabetus sores likelihood growing fast. With him that would get amputation dark real fast.Look back at Cobes from less than a year ago, and damn he looks a lot bigger. I don't think that's just overeating.
Lots of retards like to claim he's on pills. When he talks in slow motion heavily slurring, he's on booze + delta8/9/some THC edibles.Any ideas on what hes on?
I thought he was closer since he's not far from Clint. The Conquistador was on the other end of town.Door dash is going to be more expensive since he moved farther out now.
I thought maybe kratom too, he's done that before. Nothing really illegal though.Lots of retards like to claim he's on pills. When he talks in slow motion heavily slurring, he's on booze + delta8/9/some THC edibles.
Here's a perfect example;
As expected, he delivered. You don't have to be Chef Gordon Ramsey to do this shit toobz. He literally couldn't be fucked to do it from scratch. MASHEDERTATERS.View attachment 6021244
Despite this looking awful, I can kind of see what he was trying to attempt.
It’s possible to make mashed potatoes, put a bit of flavor in them (like freshly cooked and chopped bacon, chives, butter, etc.), then top it with cheese and a breadcrumb topping that’s cooked in the oven. That actually sounds good, but this method is just the worst way possible to make mashed potatoes.
I’d like to see him try to make them from scratch and have to cut potatoes. From his cooking vids, he seems to avoid any recipes that involve a chef’s knife and a cutting board. You’d think his wannabe goth persona would be into using lots of knives when cooking, but he just avoids it, unless it’s a butter knife to scoop out a condiment.As expected, he delivered. You don't have to be Chef Gordon Ramsey to do this shit toobz. He literally couldn't be fucked to do it from scratch. MASHEDERTATERS.
Wish they'd all just leave Cobra the F alone already. I only want to see four things in a KingCobraJFS video:I'm not sure if it got mentioned yet but me, @Osama Bin Laden and @Shiverpeaks are working on a thread over in prospering grounds for the retarded girl that recently did a Boglim food review and may/may not be trying to be the new Bog Queen.
There's also a small possibility that someone is pretending to be Cobes and contacting her for some kind of gayop. There's still a lot of unknowns.
looks like breadLeave it to Cobes to take something as simple as instant mashed potatoes, and make it unnecessarily complicated. He could’ve made himself real mashed potatoes with garlic and actual bacon for cheaper. Also, cooking mashed potatoes in beer is a food crime, but Cobes has squalid enough living conditions that it’s punishment in itself.
It looks like cat food:
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Just go ask the ChatGPT robot to make you a CSS template, it's really good at just drumming up default shit.I couldn't get the Cobratron website looking good, or even passable, because I fucking suck at web design. I hate frontend dev work more than I hate sickos, but I digress.
TTS Slander. He's a gothic bad boy rockstar, youtuber, mgtow feminist, 80% British 30% scottish, sicko hunting troll slayerI couldn't get the Cobratron website looking good, or even passable, because I fucking suck at web design. I hate frontend dev work more than I hate sickos, but I digress. I've named the Cobratron's TTS woman Wendy and I've set her up on a phone line. I still need to get the deep transcript search tool set up and working correctly with this but then I'll at least have something to publish. Right now she can answer basic questions about Cobra but the transcript search will really take it up a notch.
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How did I do?