Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Better not be developing female breasts BOY

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Every now and then he sounds super fucked up. Just slurs, has a hard time breathing, and more retardation than normal. Wonder if he has prescribed meds that he mixes with booze on occasion?
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Every now and then he sounds super fucked up. Just slurs, has a hard time breathing, and more retardation than normal. Wonder if he has prescribed meds that he mixes with booze on occasion?
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Doubtful, did you not see the drink combo? Boy is drinking hard liquor, a lot of it now. He has graduated from beer and mountain dew to polishing off a whole bottle of hard alcohol every day, probably more. He has graduated in his alcoholism. I'm sure pouring everclear into his "mead", handles of vodka, and a steady supply of free 50-200$ bags of booze being delivered regularly has had no negative repercussions.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
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How can he eat this stuff and not want to puke? There’s so many flavors at once that really shouldn’t go together, mixed into a sludge. He seems drunk most of the time, so maybe it just impairs his sense of taste. I don’t think anyone can eat this sober
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15 years straight of daily chain smoking his likely totally ruined his ability to taste anything but super sweet or super salty things. So when you see him shoveling a bug filled rotten burrito in his mouth he probably only has a very muted idea of what it actually is tasting like.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Okay, so if/when Cobes loses all his teeth from his poor hygiene and eating habits, I predict he’ll start making awful milkshake/smoothie monstrosities. Like ones similar to his already weird cocktails, but then adds ice cream, candy, fast food, etc.
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cobes seems like the type of person who will just get dentures. the catch being he will never clean them and will constantly mess with them. so they will just also start to rot as the bacteria eats at them.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
I wonder how bad his old apartments smelled from all this cooking. He didn’t have a window in the kitchen as far as I remember. All those “aromatic” vapors and grease seeped into the walls and covered every inch of the kitchen.
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Shut up troll. King Cobra keeps his kitchen so clean even a health inspector would be like "damn, you're a little too anal about this."
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
cobes seems like the type of person who will just get dentures. the catch being he will never clean them and will constantly mess with them. so they will just also start to rot as the bacteria eats at them.
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hopefully they pull out every natural tooth he has down to the root. only way our boy is brushing his teeth is if theyre in a fizzing cup while he sleeps.
 
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Clint will have to pay for his dentures. That’s gonna be like $2k?

Josh will spray paint them green and file them sharp the day he gets them. I doubt they’ll last more than a few months if even that.

On the bright side, I’m looking forward to his dentures falling out whenever he screams at chat.

I bet he’ll step on them a few times. They’ll end up more and more mangled as time goes on like his hat. Eventually they’ll be all crooked.
 
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Maldron the Assassin said:
Supposedly if you let your teeth get bad enough you can't even get dentures. The boy is going to be gumming his food hacks 💀💀💀
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Tooth infections will deteriorate the jaw tissue, which is needed to support dentures. A lot of people who lose their teeth like this have to get bone grafts to support dentures. At this point, everything is going to be a big process. Even just extracting the teeth would most likely be a week+ ordeal, with him having to go through a full antibiotic cycle to bring the swelling down so they can operate in the first place.

This is why I don't see a dentist saga ever happening. It's simply too much work, and Clint seems to be done fighting with Josh about this. I also suspect retard Clint doesn't fully realize the severity of this issue either. Last time he forced the boy to go to the dentist, he just got a fucking cleaning lol.
 
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